Ask Lyra

I didn't hurt myself, but you should hurry! These hooves are smarter than they look!

theblackstrawberry

Oh no! I think I’m spiraling into a fit of depression! I might need a hug to save my life!

Where will I go? Who can I turn to?

WHERE IS THE MIGHTY GOLDEN RING?! I KNOW YOU HAVE IT, YOU DEVILISH PRETTY PONY, YOU!

Anonymous

I accidentally the ring…

Sorry…

OH NOOOOO! MONSTEEEEEERS!!! *a bunch of flaming skulls starts tackling and bouncing off of my head* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! *head starts gradually becoming horribly mutilated, until, face explodes and becoming a zombie* Braaaaaiiiiinssssss...

Anonymous

Glad this is the internet. I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near somepony that just had that happen to them.

I accidentally

paemerbiksem

Yeah, I bet you did.

It's okay, i walked into a light pole, and they aren't smart enough to work together yet.

theblackstrawberry

Hope you didn’t hurt yourself!

oh no Lyra!! my hooves are acting up again!! whoa! they're pulling me towards you!

theblackstrawberry

I’m about to get in the shower. Put the E-break on again.

Drink Up! (Extreme language)

Hey Lyra. How are you today? I hope this message reaches you in good spirits. Things are ok here at the castle for the most part, but I really want to get out more and play. Maybe I could stop by sometime soon and we could record something. Anyways, I hope you are ok, let me know if you need anything. I wouldn't mind getting out of this castle. -Mint

diamondmint

My legs are sore… Instructors have to stand for too long. I’m alright, though.

The castle is pretty big, huh? Are you allowed to just walk around? What clearance do you have, or does the Princess just let you go anywhere you want?

Hmm… I’ll see what I can put together for you to play. Of course, you can always just come by and hang out!

~Lyra

Okay, my hooves have calmed down for the moment.

theblackstrawberry

Good to hear. If you hugged me in my sleep I might have involuntarily bopped you one.

What's your favorite food? Mine's seafood, usually o3o

treasurehunterchikorita-blo-blog

Have I never answered this before?

Cheese.

Yeah…

Maybe too well…

oh no! Lyra help me! My hooves! They're walking themselves towards you! They're saying things to my brain... "muuussstttt huuuuuug Lyyyyyyraaaaaa" Help me! I think I have to obey!

theblackstrawberry

Going to take a nap, Strawberry. You’ll have to hold it.

You can hide your scars behind makeup. You can try to forget your past. But you can never change the rat that you are.

Anonymous

What’s the point of this? Like this is somehow… information I don’t possess.

I’ve said this before a hundred time myself. I know I can’t change what I did; that’s why I’m still here. If I could, I’d give my life to do it. But if I can’t change what happened, I can at least try to help others for the rest of my life. It won’t make amends, it never will. But it’s all I can do.

I haven't talked to you in a while Lyra, how goes it? Has Krastos played any practical jokes, like gluing you to a chair yet?

ethepony

If he has, I didn’t realize it was him.

But I’m fine. How are you, E?

I can do that first part, but I don't know about the second part... I can't be happy unless all my friends are happy....

theblackstrawberry

I can understand that.