I missed y'all Lyra!

Big Macintosh! Hello! Finally have some free time again? I noticed you were gone for a spell.

DON'T WANT CAKE? JUST GIVE ME THE ADDRESS ON WHERE YOU LIVE! I PROMISE NOT TO HACK THINGS OFF!
Anonymous

I live with Bon-Bon. Why have just cake when I can have all the confections I want!

HA HA HA~!

Ha…

That’s not true…

I AM THE MOON I LIVE IN SPACE, AND I AM GOING TO CRASH INTO YOU!

Not that I thought OoT was even all that good, anyway

But I did not like Majora’s Mask. I did not like it, Majur-a-Moon. (Psst! Read that last sentence like it’s Green Eggs and Ham!)

I have been doing quite well actually. Business has been slow, which means I finally get the chance to catch up on some things that I have been meaning to do. Like take you and Krastos out for dinner and a show. I'd love to get to know more about the both of you and just talk about nothing. Would you be up for that sometime?

W-wow! Certainly! What sort of show did you have in mind?

Hitchiker's guide to the Universe. That's all I'm saying. Also; here is an interesting question: What kind of books do you like, since, from pretty rich vocabulary, you, too are very well read.

Why, thank you! Around the middle of high school I started to shift from favoring math to favoring language arts.

Honest answer? I don’t read books all that much. Mostly just internet stuff. Dialogs and the like. If I do read, it’s mostly just short stories. The majority of my vocabulary comes from playing intellectually stimulating video games. RPGs, RTSs, tactics-style games, things like that.

How’s that for an argument to let your foals play video games?

How many inches of bear can you bear?
Anonymous

More than nerves I have left to deal with you.

You know, I couldn’t tell you. I honestly have no idea. It’s like he’s always been there!
Strawberry, do you know?

You know, I couldn’t tell you. I honestly have no idea. It’s like he’s always been there!

Strawberry, do you know?

okay... *lets go*

Thank you, Strawberry.

To the anon that sent that last message.

I’ve said it before, you can insult me. I don’t care. But you’re not insulting somepony else on my page. Message deleted.

I should cast a spell that speeds up time cause that way the ratio of time in the magic would be longer, so 1 real world minute would be 1 day in the bubble....

Time’s up. Leggo.

And the only time I go by is time relative to my position in the universe.

*Delivers a package to your front door* NIGHTTIME DELIVERY!
Anonymous

Neither Bon-Bon nor I have ordered anything. Take it back.

And no, I’m not opening the door.

I'm... I think, that I'm just overworked. I should do something to distract myself. This didn't really happen to me before, and I'm not sure how to approach it. Thanks for the advice, Miss Lyra. Appreciate it.

Find a good book, Twilight! You like reading, right?

Hmm.... it appears that my hooves are locked together and there's no way out... guess I have to hug you until my hooves decide they can unlock....

You’ve got two minutes, mister.

NO, YOU ARE LYING! YOU ATE IT, DIDN'T YOU? WHERE DO YOU LIVE SO I MAY CUT YOU OPEN WITH A BONE SAW? I MEAN, SO I CAN SHARE SOME CAKE WITH YOU!
Anonymous

Try it and I’ll accidentally your eye out-the-back of your skull.

MY HOOVES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN AGAIN, THEY'VE FIGURED OUT TO MOVE AROUND ONE SIDE INSTEAD OF PULLING THROUGH THE MIDDLE! *knocks at your door* LYRA! WATCH OUT! HUG ATTACK!

A hug! Just in the nick of time!

The day is saved! Thank you mysterious stranger!