Ask Lyra

I AM THE MOON I LIVE IN SPACE, AND I AM GOING TO CRASH INTO YOU!

Not that I thought OoT was even all that good, anyway…

But I did not like Majora’s Mask. I did not like it, Majur-a-Moon. (Psst! Read that last sentence like it’s Green Eggs and Ham!)

I have been doing quite well actually. Business has been slow, which means I finally get the chance to catch up on some things that I have been meaning to do. Like take you and Krastos out for dinner and a show. I'd love to get to know more about the both of you and just talk about nothing. Would you be up for that sometime?

ethepony

W-wow! Certainly! What sort of show did you have in mind?

Hitchiker's guide to the Universe. That's all I'm saying. Also; here is an interesting question: What kind of books do you like, since, from pretty rich vocabulary, you, too are very well read.

ask-twi

Why, thank you! Around the middle of high school I started to shift from favoring math to favoring language arts.

Honest answer? I don’t read books all that much. Mostly just internet stuff. Dialogs and the like. If I do read, it’s mostly just short stories. The majority of my vocabulary comes from playing intellectually stimulating video games. RPGs, RTSs, tactics-style games, things like that.

How’s that for an argument to let your foals play video games?

How many inches of bear can you bear?

Anonymous

More than nerves I have left to deal with you.

You know, I couldn’t tell you. I honestly have no idea. It’s like he’s always been there!

Strawberry, do you know?

okay... *lets go*

theblackstrawberry

Thank you, Strawberry.

To the anon that sent that last message.

I’ve said it before, you can insult me. I don’t care. But you’re not insulting somepony else on my page. Message deleted.

I should cast a spell that speeds up time cause that way the ratio of time in the magic would be longer, so 1 real world minute would be 1 day in the bubble....

theblackstrawberry

Time’s up. Leggo.

And the only time I go by is time relative to my position in the universe.

*Delivers a package to your front door* NIGHTTIME DELIVERY!

Anonymous

Neither Bon-Bon nor I have ordered anything. Take it back.

And no, I’m not opening the door.

I'm... I think, that I'm just overworked. I should do something to distract myself. This didn't really happen to me before, and I'm not sure how to approach it. Thanks for the advice, Miss Lyra. Appreciate it.

ask-twi

Find a good book, Twilight! You like reading, right?

Hmm.... it appears that my hooves are locked together and there's no way out... guess I have to hug you until my hooves decide they can unlock....

theblackstrawberry

You’ve got two minutes, mister.

NO, YOU ARE LYING! YOU ATE IT, DIDN'T YOU? WHERE DO YOU LIVE SO I MAY CUT YOU OPEN WITH A BONE SAW? I MEAN, SO I CAN SHARE SOME CAKE WITH YOU!

Anonymous

Try it and I’ll accidentally your eye out-the-back of your skull.

MY HOOVES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN AGAIN, THEY'VE FIGURED OUT TO MOVE AROUND ONE SIDE INSTEAD OF PULLING THROUGH THE MIDDLE! *knocks at your door* LYRA! WATCH OUT! HUG ATTACK!

theblackstrawberry

A hug! Just in the nick of time!

The day is saved! Thank you mysterious stranger!

YOU WHAT? I CAN USE A BONESAW! NO WORRIES! JUST STAND STILL!

Anonymous

Yep. I accidentally’d it right into the landfill.

Hi, Miss Lyra. I'm sorry to bother you, but I need some help... Did you ever burned out? If so; how have you dealt with it?

ask-twi

Either did something else that produced no decent content to share, or worked through it.

If you go for the latter approach, the first few things might not be very good, but eventually you’ll ~~get lucky like I did~~ get back into the swing of things!

And it’s perfectly alright, Twilight!