I unsummoned it, don't worry it.

Oh, alright.

ok no maybe im not bon bon but i bet you wont ever guess who i am
Anonymous

You’re right. I wouldn’t guess.

yeah, it's still alive and kicking.

It’s not unattended, is it?

MAYBE I AM THIS MYSTERIOUS AMAZING SUPER AWESOME BON BON CHARACTER THAT YOU SEEM TO MENTION FROM TIME TO TIME. BUT FOR SERIOUS THIS GAME IS BETTER THAN ALL THE BATTLE MARE DUTY 3. Maybe not better than that super snazzy Assassin's Creed game.
Anonymous

I only played the first Assassin’s Creed. It was alright, but that last boss fight was just stupid.

And while I can’t say for certain if you are or aren’t Bon-Bon, she does have her own account. I’d like to believe she’d use it while talking to me.

I'll probably give it emotions later and ask it...

Is it still moving around?

I don't think it was hurting... hurting would make it act viciously... it doesnt it's like a gentle giant.

Sometimes ponies walk around with pain without ever showing it.

But I’m sure your golem was fine.

lol i actually ordered two copies of skyrim by accident, i got to send one back, and get less homework so i can actually play the game.

Yeah, even if it comes in tomorrow I probably won’t be able to play it much until this weekend.

OH, WELL I DONT REALLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE X-COLT, I M SURE YOU COULD TRANSFER THE SAVE OR SOMETHING. SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT IT FOR THE PC, ITS SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS ARE SURPRISINGLY LOW AND YOU GET THE BENEFIT OF MOD SUPPORT!!!!!!
Anonymous

You sound like Bon-Bon…

It's a golem, it's technically not alive. So i'm going to go ahead and say no.

I thought I heard somewhere that some enchantments can feel through some sort of mana-based nervous system.

You're right. When you think of it like that, all games are puzzles. You have to do <x> to get to <y>, if we simplify it like that. It's just that different genres take different approach how to do <x>. Also; Timesplitter heavily reminds me of the good ol' Quake :D

Timesplitters was such an awesome series… and three was the real deal!

Make your own map? Forget that garbage! Make your own, multi-objective mission!

Of course, Quake was great too!

DO THE NORMAL THING, BUY IT, AND THEN PIRATE IT TO PLAY IT EARLY, THATS WHAT ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING. YOU GETTING THAT PREORDER MAP?
Anonymous

But I’d have to start over. I’m getting it for the X-Colt.

SO MANY WORDS, YOU WRITE SO MANY WORDS, AND THEY ARE ALL SO INTERESTING, WHY ARE YOU STOPPING ME FROM PLAYING SKYRIM!?!?!?!?
Anonymous

I’m sorry. I’ll stop for now. Go play Skyrim.

Hopefully my copy will come in the mail tomorrow.

It took a few tries to adjust the power, but it did. It's hilarious.

It’s not in pain or anything, is it?

Hahaha! Exactly! It's kind of like a HEY SCIENCE! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO WITH MAGIC! and it's also kind of like a HEY MAGIC PEOPLE, TRY AND CREATE SOMETHING MORE RIDICULOUSLY IRONIC THAN THAT!

So… Did it work at all?

i dont only mean the quantity, but also the quality of your following. you seem to, for the most part, have some of the most friendly followers ive seen since i started my tumblr. it gives me hope.

You know, I can’t quite explain that.

They are great followers, though. I’ll grant you that ten-fold.