
Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, Lyra!
Thanks though, York!

Happy Valentines Day!
I typed a whole bunch of text here and it’s all gone and it was funny and just pretend its still here and funny and thank you.
Shout out to my Number Two fans…~~
@grumpyfart ( @ask-vasara) and @asklyra <3
Thank ya for your support and liking nearly each one of my comics! haha, i really appreciate it! :p
Well this is just great!
Ha! Green crocs and peach pants!

1) My online buddy insists that pikachu in that new detective game needs to be voiced by Danny DeVito. I can’t argue.
2) I haven’t, but without any prior knowledge I’m positive they’ve done Magic Pengel. Tell me I’m wrong.
3) Lyra: I feel I’d be closer to Bunnie.
Tootsie: Can I be Sally?
Lyra: Pfft. You can be Antoine.
Tootsie: E~w!
Lyra: Oh hush; you’ve never even seen the show.
4) Without further knowledge, I couldn’t say. From what I found on it though, it looks like a point-and-click adventure game. Not my cup of tea. So feel free to spoil it for me to elaborate on “dark”. I’ll censor it if I gotta when I reply.
5) Lyra: Crotch boobs are ridiculous enough. I draw the line at snake boobs.
Tootsie: Boo~bs!
Lyra: Stop making me out to be a bad influence! You know better!
warframe is a game in which you play as a non-binary teenager with mind control powers using external biomechanical armor to kill space capitalists
@asklyra, can you confirm the accuracy of this?
Well, to be fair, you also fight space imperialists, hive-minded space zombies, different hive-minded space zombies, and highly advanced, hyper-adaptive aliens…
Bet you thought I was gonna say in space. Nope. You fight them… ON THE MOO~N!
Happy Hedgehog Day!
#hedgehog day #sonic #real life hedgehogs #which are apparently REALLY DESTRUCTIVE #you build this replica green hill zone and you’re like #allllriiight gonna place this real hedgehog here and he’s gonna run around and have a great time #and then you place the hedgehog in and he’s like #nope nope nope lemme just smash into this #and pop this thing over like that - yep - there we go #and oh man this backdrop #this backdrop is just gonna have to go - emerald hill is way better #and then he smashes into your carefully placed background and he wrecks THAT TOO #so anyway I guess what we’re trying to say is #real hedgehogs are awesome #but apparently their love for green hill zone is not entirely genetic #HAPPY HEDGEHOG DAY PEOPLE!
Lyra: Bonic! She can really move! Bonic! She’s got an attitu~de! Bonic! She’s the fastest thing ali~ve!
Bon-Bon: There is no way a pony can move their legs to make that formation.

1) Not really, at least not anymore. At this point only a few of the tumblrs I follow even post something everyday. At most I’m figuring ten-twenty posts each of like three tumblrs. Everything else is just intermittent. Which is a word that evidently has a T on the end of it. I did not know that.
2) Not a whole lot comes to mind. Around this time last year I was looking forward to Bladestorm: Nightmare, but that turned out to be a horrible port. I never even bought it with the money I had set aside.
I’m looking forward to XCOM 2. Even though the snake-lady thing is… so very stupid. The first one was great and this one is supposed to have much more weight to the choices you make in and out of battle. And with mod support!
The only other game has already come out, I’m just waiting/hoping for it to come to Steam. Earth Defense Force 4.1! I had a mild interest in the first EDF way back when, but this one looks phenomenal!
Can’t think of any upcoming movie that interests me.
Lyra: So… Uh. Did you ever hear anything back about that… um…
Bon-Bon: Hear back about what, Lyra?
Lyra: You know… That government grant?
Bon-Bon: Lyra, why would I hear back about something that doesn’t exist?
Lyra: Ah… Wh-? You…?
Bon-Bon: You know what really bothers me about that, Lyra? It’s not that you lied. I’m honored that you’d devote so much of your income toward my business. You knew I would never ask that of you, but you went out of your way to help me financially. That touches me, Lyra. It’s not even that you tried to keep the truth from me for so long. I mean, it’s not like it mattered. I found out the very next day. But let me ask you something, Lyra. Do you think I’m stupid?
Lyra: No! I was-
Bon-Bon: Did you think I would just take what was given to me at face-value? That I wouldn’t research this grant extensively? This is my business we’re talking about. For lack of a better phrase, this is my life. I wasn’t about to risk some loophole ruining everything. I would have read every clause- talked to lawyers, financial advisers. Maybe I wouldn’t have been able to get an audience with Princess Celestia, but you can bet your flank I would have tried! If anything I’m a little disappointed you didn’t put more effort in to cover your tracks. You’re a very lazy liar.
Lyra: So… You’re not mad?
Bon-Bon: Why would I be? You’ve given me something that few ponies ever have. Trust. That’s not something I take lightly. I feel like we’re really in this together, Lyra. I hope you understand how valuable that is to me.

1) What is this? This isn’t a good, honest, Celestia-fearing pun. This is something foul and disturbing. And probably Bubsy related, though I’m not sure how.
2) But elusive means hard to find, which can be synonymous with a thing or event that is a rarity. Butterscotch would make more sense opposite to Bon-Bon.
3) Every video game example I can think of is dark in some way. Which just tells me writers in that field for less mature audiences are lazy and patronizing.
Children’s cartoons seem to be advancing at least.