SHAKE THAT BEAR
Anonymous

But watch yourself!

Shake that bear!

Show me whatcha workin’ with!

Lyra bro whats up I heard about your life and thats bad but then its good but I"m happy for you yo. But yo you should totally tell me all your deepest and darkest secrets yo so we can talk about it and I can hug you yo

I’ve never spoken my “deepest and darkest secrets” to anypony.

Ever.

Sounds like Sweetie is a good luck charm for you. That's make sense though, because she sweetens life.
Anonymous

Hmm… I’ll agree.

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be sure to take pictures and show them to the bear then take pictures of him breaking down
Anonymous

Sure! Because that sounds like a sensible thing to do!

While I’m at it, why not shove a letter opener in my eye?

When did things start going right for you?
Anonymous

Incidentally, around the time Sweetie Belle and I became close.

Not that moving in with Bon-Bon wasn’t great too, but there were more financial woes back then.

may be you should have an affair with a passionate stallion
Anonymous

Okay, that sounds neat.

Here I go!

Wow, you're up really late!
Anonymous

Yeah, I kinda was.

I’m sure Monday morning will remind me not to do that again anytime soon.

I heard you have papaphobia. That must be dreadful.
Anonymous

Yahoof…

Wikiponia…

The hay is a Pope?

Why did everypony panic about Princess Luna being Nightmare Moon if it was already known that she became Luna again? Heck, everypony in town all celebrated that she turned back to normal and Celestia returned that one day, didn't they?
Anonymous

She was a lot more intimidating the second time around.

And, I mean, did you see her entrance? Astride bat-winged pegesi? That was straight out of a monster movie!

OMG BEAST IKEA EVA!!!11 Oil shalve uff all dis preppi furr and tap et 2 mai fac so dat itll b lik a yen fut lang beerd!!!!1 (like SS top exept goffiker).

Oh come on! K and D aren’t even remotely close to one another! How the hay did you slur idea into Ikea?!

You do whatever you can get away with for as long as you can get away with it. Not like I can stop you anyway. As long as it isn’t my fur.

You could just buy some coat and mane dye.

You could just buy some coat and mane dye.

So there was no one point that turned a gradual downwards slope into a rapid descent?
Anonymous

Hm…

Maybe there was such an event. It’s pretty traumatizing to almost kill somepony that you love.

But I’ve already told that story.

Nut mastah majock sillah poneh. Moustash magik (liek Twilinks xcept cowler cuz shez a prep).

Mustache.

No, I don’t know mustache magic. I don’t deal in parlor tricks. The magic I have is either for work or to defend myself.

Stop. NOW MAKE THAT [expletive] HAMMERTIME
Anonymous

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Leera do u huff mustash magik???/

No pony has master magic. Magic is a force without absolutes. There is no hard limit.