I think Krastos is about to kill that idiot.
Anonymous

I couldn’t blame him but so much. Where’s the guard while these anons have been harassing Boscov?

dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance
Anonymous

Not right now.

You'm am Lyra.
Anonymous

In a manner of speaking.

I'm am anon.
Anonymous

Presently, yes.

I think it's okay since I think It will help the enviornement. anyways, how are you?

I’m alright.

SKYRIM! Not sure if it’s just me, but does this game seem harder than Oblivion to anypony else?

Boscov isn't emotional? Then that proves it! Bears are soulless murder machines deserving only of death! He is a danger to Ponyville, and somepony needs to kill him!
Anonymous

He just isn’t as passionate as I’m used to. Better that than being too passionate.

Also, I shouldn’t have to say you’re an idiot, but I’m going to anyway.

You’re an idiot.

I had a hand in creating most spells, to some extent, but I can't say I always remembered them... I made my new defensive hilarious. When you hit me, I teleport a few feet back, and the place I was standing is replaced by a tree.

I can tell you right now you didn’t have a hoof in creating most spells, regardless of how you define “most spells.” But I said we’re not talking about this anymore.

That’s certainly an interesting idea, but I can’t say I favor reactive defense spells.

What's the key to a good relationship?
Anonymous

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the-

I’ve talked about this before. Relationships come down to three key aspects; physical, emotional, and intellectual. Most ponies favor one or two over the other. I personally lean toward physical and emotional in a partner, I can get intellectual stimulation elsewhere if need be.

As an aside physical isn’t necessarily intimate. Hoofshakes, hugs, high fives, friendly jabs, anything that physically connects you to somepony else. These are often brief, but significant.

The key to good relationships are finding ponies who can fill those needs, but one pony doesn’t have to fill them all. Boscov gives me physical and intellectual, but he’s not as strong emotionally. I can find my emotional stimulation from ponies like Sweetie Belle and Bon-Bon.

In short, the key to a good relationship lies in more than just the relationship itself. All relationships are tied together.

At least, if you’re an extrovert like me. Not sure if things work differently if you’re introverted.

I'm not sure if this has been asked, but did you have a normal education growing up?
Anonymous

Relatively. That is to say, I went to a regular school like a normal foal.

I didn’t do very well in anything other than math up until high school, though. Didn’t have time to study or do homework half the time.

Do you ever go clubbing or anything? I don't know why, but to me, you seem like the type that just likes to go out and dance sometimes. (Watch, I'm totally wrong.)
Anonymous

Sure, I used to.

Not so much anymore. Shouldn’t have in the first place. Gets too expensive.

What?... Oh. OH! Yeah. That. That picture was from Nightmare Night. The horn is fake. Fooled you though, right?

Certainly did. I thought it looked a little strange, but I couldn’t place why.

Heh let's just say we could have volumes of spell books. I won't tell you how many of them are banned.

I get the feeling you know more than most, but I’m still not convinced you comprehend the full extent of what you speak.

But lets not talk about that anymore.

is it true you have a bear for a pet?
Anonymous

Not quite.

Of course... many spells that my team made are banned now due to peace time purposes, but I understand that it was going to be like that. They were still fun to invent.

Hmm… I wonder how deep the rabbit-hole goes…

Don’t tell me. I just wonder.

Indeed I do, but I highly doubt that such a spell would have been made for public use, otherwise we might have espionage.

Another highly important concern.

Just because you made a spell, doesn’t make it legal to use.