Well the anons should trying to stop ruining your relationship.

With you one hundred percent there.

But when the guy is overly-defensive in a relationship, it usually leads to abuse.
Anonymous

Unless the girl is a unicorn that, for all written purposes, possesses super strength.

Not that I believe for a second that Boscov would ever physically hurt me, no matter what I did.

Krastos is overly-defensive about you. That's not a good sign at all.
Anonymous

And I’m overly-defensive about Boscov. Works out pretty well, huh?

Your forelock seems to have a lot of volume. What do you use?

Nothing for volume! That’s just my mane!

I use a little bit of gel for hold, though.

What did the message you deleted say?
Anonymous

Nothing I feel like discussing, or else I wouldn’t have deleted it.

lyra bro if not the dark secrets tell me the saucy secrets bro

Okay.

lyra let me teach you all the sounds of love
Anonymous

How about the Sound of Music instead?

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That’s good, wishing you good luck then seems a bit unnecessary then, so instead I’ll just tell you to keep up the good work and raise my nonexistant thumb.

Thank you! It’s always nice to hear from you! Hope you aren’t working too hard!

Do you take the morning train?
How's dealing with Anon been lately? Looks a bit stressful to me.

It’s alright.

Had to delete a message last night (you know who you are…), and youtube link I didn’t feel like posting.

Other than that, everything’s alright. I try not to let it get to me.

cmon lyra bro dont be a dork cmon now i just want to help
Lyra bro i'm a pony and can't be trusted with your deepest darkest secrets

I’ll believe it.

Lyra... please don't have an affair... and don't stab your eye....

Your concerns have been noted and will be reviewed in the near future.

SHAKE THAT BEAR
Anonymous

But watch yourself!

Shake that bear!

Show me whatcha workin’ with!

Lyra bro whats up I heard about your life and thats bad but then its good but I"m happy for you yo. But yo you should totally tell me all your deepest and darkest secrets yo so we can talk about it and I can hug you yo

I’ve never spoken my “deepest and darkest secrets” to anypony.

Ever.