Your thoughts on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Anonymous

Not a fan of peanut butter.

Grape jelly is where it’s at, yo!

How was your day, minty?
Anonymous

Better than most. Doesn’t look like I’ll have any work tomorrow though, and there’s no school for the rest of the week after that.

at least i wouldn't be missing an eye like your pirate bearfriend
Anonymous

Keep trotting down this avenue and you will be missing more than an eye.

hello this is the professor of sex at ponyville university and i was wondering if you could demonstrate how to have sex with a bear to my class
Anonymous

No, but I could walk into your classroom and scrap my hoof across the blackboard until you go deaf.

It’ll go nicely with the dumb you evidently already have.

I'm cold too.
Anonymous

Oh…

Oops…

why aren't you with your true love bon-bon?
Anonymous

Mostly because I’m not a lesbian.

I'm cold...

I just left a blanket outside for you.

And robbing the bank would be???

Hey! I take responsibility for my actions!

I’d probably just rob the bank myself anyway.

Not when it's part of your cutie pox! :D

That was pretty wild, yeah.

Isn't Krastos going to hibernate in the winter?
Anonymous

He’s said that he isn’t multiple times.

And why would you ask me over him anyway?

Well, you could always frame the bear that Fluttershy was beating up before...

That wouldn’t be very nice!

Same, actually.

Fancy is hard to speak.

What if Boscov wore a mask while you robbed banks? Or a fake mustache???

And uh… I just kind of realized he wouldn’t exactly be hard for the police to spot later…

I don’t think it’s his face that would be easy to recognize.

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But, Boscov could like cover the door while you dart in and grab the dough! I mean, he looks totally intimidating! Think of the possibilities!

Maybe as a one-time thing. But I think ponies would catch on to Boscov’s kind nature a little too quickly to go on a spree.