lyra bro if not the dark secrets tell me the saucy secrets bro

Okay.

lyra let me teach you all the sounds of love
Anonymous

How about the Sound of Music instead?

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That’s good, wishing you good luck then seems a bit unnecessary then, so instead I’ll just tell you to keep up the good work and raise my nonexistant thumb.

Thank you! It’s always nice to hear from you! Hope you aren’t working too hard!

Do you take the morning train?
How's dealing with Anon been lately? Looks a bit stressful to me.

It’s alright.

Had to delete a message last night (you know who you are…), and youtube link I didn’t feel like posting.

Other than that, everything’s alright. I try not to let it get to me.

cmon lyra bro dont be a dork cmon now i just want to help
Lyra bro i'm a pony and can't be trusted with your deepest darkest secrets

I’ll believe it.

Lyra... please don't have an affair... and don't stab your eye....

Your concerns have been noted and will be reviewed in the near future.

SHAKE THAT BEAR
Anonymous

But watch yourself!

Shake that bear!

Show me whatcha workin’ with!

Lyra bro whats up I heard about your life and thats bad but then its good but I"m happy for you yo. But yo you should totally tell me all your deepest and darkest secrets yo so we can talk about it and I can hug you yo

I’ve never spoken my “deepest and darkest secrets” to anypony.

Ever.

Sounds like Sweetie is a good luck charm for you. That's make sense though, because she sweetens life.
Anonymous

Hmm… I’ll agree.

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be sure to take pictures and show them to the bear then take pictures of him breaking down
Anonymous

Sure! Because that sounds like a sensible thing to do!

While I’m at it, why not shove a letter opener in my eye?

When did things start going right for you?
Anonymous

Incidentally, around the time Sweetie Belle and I became close.

Not that moving in with Bon-Bon wasn’t great too, but there were more financial woes back then.

may be you should have an affair with a passionate stallion
Anonymous

Okay, that sounds neat.

Here I go!

Wow, you're up really late!
Anonymous

Yeah, I kinda was.

I’m sure Monday morning will remind me not to do that again anytime soon.