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You two have the potential of being the besk bank-robbing couple in Equestria.

Anonymous

No offense, but I think Boscov would slow me down.

Color me crazy, but I think Pinkie Pie would be a good candidate for bank-robbing partner. Need someone gifted in misdirection.

how was your day mom?

flapperreturns

It was alright.

I’m still not your mom, Flappy.

"Salut?" Parlez vous français, Lyra?

zggamarchive

Un peu. No where near enough to hold a conversation.

I just like that informal salutation.

Yeah, I am flappy!

flapperreturns

I know!

Yes?

flapperreturns

Salut! How are you, Flappy?

hi, Miss Lyra. Um.... Er... I see the anon is trying to troll you again?

ask-twi

Trying, yes.

How warm is Boscov?

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111

Very.

I don’t know how he stands it in the summer. That’d drive me nuts!

What if he hurts you emotionally? Has he been hurting you emotionally!?

Anonymous

[Audible sigh]

No…

Would everypony just mind their own business?

Well the anons should trying to stop ruining your relationship.

theblackstrawberry

With you one hundred percent there.

But when the guy is overly-defensive in a relationship, it usually leads to abuse.

Anonymous

Unless the girl is a unicorn that, for all written purposes, possesses super strength.

Not that I believe for a second that Boscov would ever physically hurt me, no matter what I did.

Krastos is overly-defensive about you. That's not a good sign at all.

Anonymous

And I’m overly-defensive about Boscov. Works out pretty well, huh?

Your forelock seems to have a lot of volume. What do you use?

zggamarchive

Nothing for volume! That’s just my mane!

I use a little bit of gel for hold, though.

What did the message you deleted say?

Anonymous

Nothing I feel like discussing, or else I wouldn’t have deleted it.

lyra bro if not the dark secrets tell me the saucy secrets bro

nobodysuspicious-blog

Okay.

lyra let me teach you all the sounds of love

Anonymous

How about the Sound of Music instead?