Ask Lyra

im going to roll the dice and say yes, i want to hear the answer. here is my assumption: you like the hugs, but sometimes it's too much.

theblackstrawberry

Of course I never get tired of the hugs!

They just last a little too long.

Let's say a pony did something to intentionally harm Sweetie Belle. Who should they be more worry about coming after them? The raging 600 pound bear or the raging unicorn with amplification magic?

Anonymous

If you have to ask, you already know the answer.

probably not... I can assume what the answer is most likely, but probably not.

theblackstrawberry

You have to be brave if you want to hear the honest answer, Strawberry.

Lyra, do you ever get tired of me hugging you?

theblackstrawberry

Do you want an honest answer to that?

can i fill buckets with you

Anonymous

Dare I ask with that?

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This makes me feel happy inside.

Your thoughts on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

Anonymous

Not a fan of peanut butter.

Grape jelly is where it’s at, yo!

How was your day, minty?

Anonymous

Better than most. Doesn’t look like I’ll have any work tomorrow though, and there’s no school for the rest of the week after that.

at least i wouldn't be missing an eye like your pirate bearfriend

Anonymous

Keep trotting down this avenue and you will be missing more than an eye.

hello this is the professor of sex at ponyville university and i was wondering if you could demonstrate how to have sex with a bear to my class

Anonymous

No, but I could walk into your classroom and scrap my hoof across the blackboard until you go deaf.

It’ll go nicely with the dumb you evidently already have.

I'm cold too.

Anonymous

Oh…

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Oops…

why aren't you with your true love bon-bon?

Anonymous

Mostly because I’m not a lesbian.

I'm cold...

flapperreturns

I just left a blanket outside for you.

And robbing the bank would be???

pegasuslyra-blog

Hey! I take responsibility for my actions!

I’d probably just rob the bank myself anyway.

Not when it's part of your cutie pox! :D

zggamarchive

That was pretty wild, yeah.