Ask Lyra

hello this is the professor of sex at ponyville university and i was wondering if you could demonstrate how to have sex with a bear to my class

Anonymous

No, but I could walk into your classroom and scrap my hoof across the blackboard until you go deaf.

It’ll go nicely with the dumb you evidently already have.

I'm cold too.

Anonymous

Oh…

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why aren't you with your true love bon-bon?

Anonymous

Mostly because I’m not a lesbian.

I'm cold...

flapperreturns

I just left a blanket outside for you.

And robbing the bank would be???

pegasuslyra-blog

Hey! I take responsibility for my actions!

I’d probably just rob the bank myself anyway.

Not when it's part of your cutie pox! :D

zggamarchive

That was pretty wild, yeah.

Isn't Krastos going to hibernate in the winter?

Anonymous

He’s said that he isn’t multiple times.

And why would you ask me over him anyway?

Well, you could always frame the bear that Fluttershy was beating up before...

pegasuslyra-blog

That wouldn’t be very nice!

Same, actually.

zggamarchive

Fancy is hard to speak.

What if Boscov wore a mask while you robbed banks? Or a fake mustache???

pegasuslyra-blog

soundoflonesomeness replied to your post: soundoflonesomeness replied to your post: You two…

And uh… I just kind of realized he wouldn’t exactly be hard for the police to spot later…

I don’t think it’s his face that would be easy to recognize.

40 plays

You tell me.

soundoflonesomeness replied to your post: You two have the potential of being the besk bank-robbing couple in Equestria.

But, Boscov could like cover the door while you dart in and grab the dough! I mean, he looks totally intimidating! Think of the possibilities!

Maybe as a one-time thing. But I think ponies would catch on to Boscov’s kind nature a little too quickly to go on a spree.

How was your day?

theblackstrawberry

It was alright. Got to play Skyrim and I did a somewhat simple recording. Going to upload it here in a minute.

Have you ever wanted to kill someone?

Anonymous

I think it’s safe to say everypony has at some point.

You know; I've been thinking -- you've said, that you are extroverted person; Which can explain the different approaches to solve the problems. Mine is deeply analyzing problems on my own, while you strive for interaction. Two completely different approaches to resolving a problem. Diversity is awesome.

ask-twi

That’s entirely possible!

How clever of you!