at least i wouldn't be missing an eye like your pirate bearfriend
AnonymousKeep trotting down this avenue and you will be missing more than an eye.
Anonymous
hello this is the professor of sex at ponyville university and i was wondering if you could demonstrate how to have sex with a bear to my class
AnonymousNo, but I could walk into your classroom and scrap my hoof across the blackboard until you go deaf.
It’ll go nicely with the dumb you evidently already have.
And robbing the bank would be???
Hey! I take responsibility for my actions!
I’d probably just rob the bank myself anyway.
Isn't Krastos going to hibernate in the winter?
AnonymousHe’s said that he isn’t multiple times.
And why would you ask me over him anyway?
Well, you could always frame the bear that Fluttershy was beating up before...
That wouldn’t be very nice!
What if Boscov wore a mask while you robbed banks? Or a fake mustache???
And uh… I just kind of realized he wouldn’t exactly be hard for the police to spot later…
I don’t think it’s his face that would be easy to recognize.
soundoflonesomeness replied to your post: You two have the potential of being the besk bank-robbing couple in Equestria.
But, Boscov could like cover the door while you dart in and grab the dough! I mean, he looks totally intimidating! Think of the possibilities!
Maybe as a one-time thing. But I think ponies would catch on to Boscov’s kind nature a little too quickly to go on a spree.
