Lyra! Do you know the Muffin Mare?
If you were to write a book, why do you think it would be about?

Anonymous
I don’t know…
Video games? Writing?
come on baby why you got to be like that? afraid to admit our secret love affair to the world?

Anonymous
If I were to have an affair, I think I could do better than whoever you’re pretending to be today.
Aw… You didn’t censor the whole word that last time.
Close though!
Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff :p. Okay, I will be there in a few minutes to go hug you!
Just don’t make a huge scene or anything. Sweetie and Tootsie’s parents are here. I need to act like an adult.
woah, that was some serious fun in bed last night. i didnt know you could be so kinky, minty. although judging by the way your eyes were when i was hammering you, i rocked your world.

Anonymous
WE'RE JUMPING ON TO WHITE BASE, RAGHHHHHHHHH!

Anonymous
Lyra, what are your plans for today? Is there a time for a hug?!
This is the plan.
I think I can squeeze a hug in there somewhere.
Do you get it? Squeeze a hug?
im a turd burglar and im going to steal all your turds

Anonymous
By the way, despite my previous comments I do know what that means.
Lyra I think you're the Sage of Music

Anonymous
Would you be terribly surprised if I said I didn’t agree?
All Lyra are best ponies. One day I still want to hug all the Lyras.
Hold up. Are you proposing that one asks the ENTIRETY of Canterlot for lessons? What the heck man.
Yes, that’s exactly what I meant. It takes a city to raise a musician!
Watch your mouth, Flappy.
How does one go about learning to play an instrument?
Find a teacher. I recommend Canterlot.
theres more to grab on boscov than most ponies

Anonymous
There’s more to grab on a bull elephant than an ant.
Different species have different sizes.