Lyra! Do you know the Muffin Mare?
If you were to write a book, why do you think it would be about?
Anonymous

I don’t know…

Video games? Writing?

come on baby why you got to be like that? afraid to admit our secret love affair to the world?
Anonymous

If I were to have an affair, I think I could do better than whoever you’re pretending to be today.

Aw… You didn’t censor the whole word that last time.
Close though!

Aw… You didn’t censor the whole word that last time.

Close though!

Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff :p. Okay, I will be there in a few minutes to go hug you!

Just don’t make a huge scene or anything. Sweetie and Tootsie’s parents are here. I need to act like an adult.

woah, that was some serious fun in bed last night. i didnt know you could be so kinky, minty. although judging by the way your eyes were when i was hammering you, i rocked your world.
Anonymous
WE'RE JUMPING ON TO WHITE BASE, RAGHHHHHHHHH!
Anonymous

I prefer Robotech.

Lyra, what are your plans for today? Is there a time for a hug?!

This is the plan.

I think I can squeeze a hug in there somewhere.

Do you get it? Squeeze a hug?

im a turd burglar and im going to steal all your turds
Anonymous

By the way, despite my previous comments I do know what that means.

Lyra I think you're the Sage of Music
Anonymous

Would you be terribly surprised if I said I didn’t agree?

All Lyra are best ponies. One day I still want to hug all the Lyras.

Good luck!

Hold up. Are you proposing that one asks the ENTIRETY of Canterlot for lessons? What the heck man.

Yes, that’s exactly what I meant. It takes a city to raise a musician!

Watch your mouth, Flappy.

Watch your mouth, Flappy.

How does one go about learning to play an instrument?

Find a teacher. I recommend Canterlot.

theres more to grab on boscov than most ponies
Anonymous

There’s more to grab on a bull elephant than an ant.

Different species have different sizes.