How do you know that you can't get pregnant from Boscov?

Because that’s now how biology works.

hello seapony!

Wrong number.

Can you dump the bear please?
Anonymous

No.

haha, don't worry I'm not eating much still.

Okay!

But I’ll be watching you… I’m watching everypony that gets near that side-dish…

You did tell, but spare me the truth?
Anonymous

I don’t want to upset anypony.

And my page isn’t really about my relationship with Boscov. That’s meant to be personal.

Could you possibly get pregnant?
Anonymous

I wouldn’t know for certain.

Could I get pregnant from Boscov? No.

I w-was looking at my dash, and somepony said you were in a-a relationship with a bear, what is this about?~

I’m in a relationship with a bear.

I have been for a few months now.

OH MY GOSH! Sure I'll drink a little bit but I won't eat much. I hate to impose on you especially during a holiday.

Like we’ll be able to eat it all.

Grab a plate!

But watch the sweet potato casserole… You get one serving. Understand?

ONE.

I only get to eat this once a year. I’m getting my fill of it.

Please tell me your relationship with the bear does not involve any sort of copulation. Just companionship and love.
Anonymous

Okay. I’ll tell you that.

Nah... I have to save hunger for tonight's dinner!

We eat Thanksgiving dinner early! We’re sitting down to eat right now!

No because you should have ended up with Bon Bon
Anonymous

At this point I don’t think Bon-Bon would even give me a chance if I wanted to try it.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

Lyra, you are dating a bear? Did you ever considered shaving him then wearing his fur as a coat?

I have not. No.

Boscov is here right now, though.

one more hug for Lyra~

Thanks! You can stay for a bit and grab something to eat if you want.

Actually, bears have a bone called the baculum which (Insert description and purpose of the baculum here) so although 'things' are different with a bear, I imagine Boscov and Lyra are both more than satisfied.
Anonymous

U~gh… I can’t believe I’m posting this…

Can we move on? Please?

A bear seriously?
Anonymous