1. Get a bear for a lover
2. Wait until winter when it's cold and snowing
3. RIDE THAT BEAR AROUND THROUGH THE SNOW
4. ???
5. Profit = Go home and enjoy a nice cup of melted chocolate while reflecting on the day's events with bearfriend
Anonymous
I don’t think Boscov would ever agree to-
How did you format your ask like that? I thought they took away the ability to do that!
You seem a little distraught. All you can manage to get out is something about boxing fascists over new words, like semi-circle.
Your brain takes a few seconds to level out, but you seem okay now. Might want to try again about what to do next, though. So far, you’ve managed one internal vote for four out of three choices. That’s not a good sign.
You should eat at Peter's House of Yum.
Anonymous
Any particular reason for this unsolicited endorsement?
Have you ever thought about getting a piercing?
Anonymous
Not more than a few seconds, no.
Things aren’t as bad now as they used to be, but it’s very much based on location. Canterlot has always had upper and lower ends.
What if it turned out that your mother was a high-class Canterlot socialite, and you're actually the result of her getting raped, and she was forced by her family to abandon you or else they would've killed both you and her?
Anonymous
Than I’d have rather she had the courage to either abort or kill me than abandon me.
But thanks. I’d never had the misfortune of thinking up that scenario on my own.
I'd like a cheese pizza and a large soda.
Anonymous
That’ll be two bits; please drive around.
You like your buildings like you like your colts: boxy.
Anonymous
Meh. Maybe I'm just reading too many conspiracy theories. Did you know that aliens made the pyramids and the government invented dinosaurs to discourage time travel?
The threat of dinosaurs doesn’t seem to stop that doctor fellow from jumping through time.
Now, just because Anons don't seem scary doesn't mean they aren't powerful. Their power comes from their anonymity. They can be ANYPONY. At all. They could be a friend or relative or even an enemy!
That might be new to you, but not to me. I take steps to protect myself.
Well, I guess we need to talk more then, hehe.
The less experiments the better.
Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
I don’t think we’ve spoke since then.
I think Boscov isn't telling the whole truth when he says he's forgotten how he lost his eye. Have you ever talked to him about it?
Anonymous
Just because we’re a couple doesn’t mean every little fact about our lives is up for discussion.
It’s his business; I’m not going to pry. If he wants to share anything with me, he knows I’m right here.
Hey there, Lyra! Long time no see, how are you?
Didn’t you use to be a human?
