phoenixgod1995 submitted:

What really upsets me is that the internet does not have many sites that offer lyre sheet music.

I primarily use piano sheet music. Sometimes I have to adjust things a little, though.

You aren’t exactly a fancy pony. You’ve never been much for hats; your bow has always got the job done.  You do own a scarf, though. Everypony does since that chocolate pony made it a fad way back when. You consider bringing your snow boots, but those would be loud when walking inside, and take up a lot of room to carry around in your bags. The blankets you packed should keep the cold off well enough.

You pack some duct tape and a towel, but rather than buy rope, you decide to be cheap and get some from the smith where you work.

Your master is surprised to see you at the forge. He reminds you that you don’t work today or tomorrow.

Not sure how to proceed just yet with your rope acquisition. You pause to take inventory. You have:

Bag 1: Smithing Tools+Multitool/(3) Blankets.

Bag 2: Ample Food/Ample Water.

Bag 3: Scarf+Lighter+Towel+Half Empty/Empty.

Metaphysical Bag: Full of hugs.

I’d be delighted to look after the demon cat from Fleet Street. But I have a sinking suspension that if I do, either the cat or I are going to wind up fertilizing somepony’s garden.

Nevermind that the little nightmare scares the crud outta Sweetie Belle.

Have you tried Fluttershy? She’s the animal specialist.

And that thing needs a specialist…

Uh…

What?

Just got back from work. I’ll update the CYOA when I wake up, or possibly after dinner.

To be honest, I only know it from the meme.

Sorry.

phoenixgod1995 submitted:

Do you think you can play this song on your lyre?

I work with sheet music. If I had the sheet music for it, possibly.

If you want a real answer, it would depend on the type of zombie. In literature, not all zombies eat brains. Some don’t even eat flesh. In some interpretations zombies are just regular ponies driven into a murderous rampage.

David the Gnome is about ready to slap somepony’s [omitted].

No.

And I’m not calling you Big Daddy either.

I am the rock.

I have to be.

I will not, no.

You are a good pony from an honest upbringing. You refuse such selfish thoughts and vow to return as soon as possible! But in your righteous fury, you forget that part about a toothbrush. Oops!

This might be your only chance to get supplies from town. You have to make sure you’ve thought of everything before going back.

This sounds very nice, and I thank you for your change of heart. But technically, you didn’t wrong me in anyway. You should really be telling this to Krastos, which is his actual name by the way.

He’s Boscov to me.