Oh Celestia, no! It’s true! This town is filled with violence and sex! You have to get out of here!

No wait, none of that sounds familiar.

You hug your master without warning, remarking that you’re glad to see him. You contemplate stealthily grabbing the rope you need, but it’s hanging up on the other side of the room and out of reach without a step ladder. Oops. Your master seems confused, but says it’s nice to see you too.

A toothbrush! That’s what you were forgetting from earlier! You make a mental note to remember to get a toothbrush.

…

But you know you’re going to forget again.

askawesomescoots submitted:

Thanks for the awesome idea I am planing on doing it but I am still deciding if who i should do it with. Again Thanks

Happy to help, citizen!

It looks like my job here is done.

Idea-Mare! AWA~Y!

[Strong wind noises]

Oh…all this time I had something else going on in my mind.

Outside of cartoon, third-person, narrative shenanigans, I can’t imagine what.

Par exemple.

Garlic
Resist Poison Fortify Stamina Regenerate Magicka Regenerate Health

Shut up, I don’t have a problem.

What? I thought you two were friends

H… How…?

I think you’re mistaking friendship with civility.

Oh…I see..What do you think of Basil then?

Gilda ate meat and I was very good friends with her.

Basil and I don’t get along for different reasons.

Oh? I thought he already ate meat

I would never have started dated him if he did. Friends, sure, but I could never love someone who eats meat.

That’s… That’s not going to happen.

askblueblood:

What’s happening, my loyal subjects?! It’s me! Prince Blueblood! I am using this update to inform you, all of you, that I am 18 followers away from 2000 followers! That’s right! 2000! The number of the beast! The SEXY beast! THIS SEXY BEAST that answers your questions! 

And in celebration… oooh yeesss IN CELEBRATION WHENEVER I HIT 2000 FOLLOWERS I WILL CHECK OUT MY INBOX AND I WILL LOOK AT THE 3 LAST QUESTIONS AND I WILL ANSWER THE LAST 3 QUESTIONS NO MATTER WHAT THEY ARE! Royal word! Really! Start thinking of some really good questions because we work together here! I can’t give good answers if you don’t give me good questions!

See you later alligators!

Woo~!

phoenixgod1995 submitted:

What really upsets me is that the internet does not have many sites that offer lyre sheet music.

I primarily use piano sheet music. Sometimes I have to adjust things a little, though.

You aren’t exactly a fancy pony. You’ve never been much for hats; your bow has always got the job done.  You do own a scarf, though. Everypony does since that chocolate pony made it a fad way back when. You consider bringing your snow boots, but those would be loud when walking inside, and take up a lot of room to carry around in your bags. The blankets you packed should keep the cold off well enough.

You pack some duct tape and a towel, but rather than buy rope, you decide to be cheap and get some from the smith where you work.

Your master is surprised to see you at the forge. He reminds you that you don’t work today or tomorrow.

Not sure how to proceed just yet with your rope acquisition. You pause to take inventory. You have:

Bag 1: Smithing Tools+Multitool/(3) Blankets.

Bag 2: Ample Food/Ample Water.

Bag 3: Scarf+Lighter+Towel+Half Empty/Empty.

Metaphysical Bag: Full of hugs.

I’d be delighted to look after the demon cat from Fleet Street. But I have a sinking suspension that if I do, either the cat or I are going to wind up fertilizing somepony’s garden.

Nevermind that the little nightmare scares the crud outta Sweetie Belle.

Have you tried Fluttershy? She’s the animal specialist.

And that thing needs a specialist…

Uh…

What?

Just got back from work. I’ll update the CYOA when I wake up, or possibly after dinner.

To be honest, I only know it from the meme.

Sorry.