Do you and Boscov ever have secret butt fun?
AnonymousFor Cel’s sake… How many times am I going to be asked this?
No.
Anonymous
bears and rape threats? thats normal. you just got to ignore it.
AnonymousNot quite. I’ve survived by proceeding with caution.
And not being afraid to act.
I know how it feels, Lyra! Is he doing better? I don't know real much about bears and all, but I think he could survive one hit!
Yes. It happened a while ago. He made a full recovery.
Thank you for your concern!
Boscov was shot? Don't tell me it was a live mortar round! Was it? Maybe a spear?
I don’t know much about guns, and I wasn’t there when it happened.
That’s part of the problem. I can’t always be there for him if he needs me.
Why are ponies so intolerant and flat out hateful towards a bear and a mare who loves a bear?
AnonymousI don’t know.
And I wouldn’t care if it was all directed at me. I hate that it’s making things that much more difficult for Boscov.
And when he got shot…
…
[Sniff]
That killed me inside…
That’s not fair. He deserves better than to be made a target like that. Why can’t everypony see how good he is…?
You have a pretty normal love life. At least when compared to every other pony in this crazy town.
AnonymousIt would be, if I wasn’t dating a bear and didn’t get death threats and messages saying they’re going to “rape” me.
I don’t post all the threats I get anymore.
ok then. you are the most normal pony around, you have normal morals, and a normal life, with normal friends. which makes you the best pony.
AnonymousNone of those are really true…
I just wish they were. I wish I was normal…
creepy tag? thats too easy, im not even going to try. i am going to claim youare the best pony though, because you are...
AnonymousGo ahead. Not like I can stop you.
hello there pony. i want to make you feel uncomfortable. what is the best way to do so?
AnonymousI’d tell you, but then I’d have to destroy you.
Honestly? It’s not a secret. I have a tag devoted to it.
I won't say it since you don't feel comfortable then. I don't want you to be uncomfortable around me.
We’re just normal friends. I’m not any better than you or anypony else.
hehehe... I haven't said that for a long time!
It’s still not something I’ll ever be comfortable with.
Thanks, though.
Lyra, thanks for always being the best pony.
Shut up, baby, I know.
Seriously though, you gotta stop calling me that. There’s no way for me to respond to that.
