Is there a place where the grass is what's for dinner?
AnonymousYes, but there’s some elaborate ritual to get there.
I could never get past the “soup” part.
Anonymous
How do you feel about pimps?
AnonymousIf it’s a good pimp they protect prostitutes so they aren’t taken advantage of while taking a moderate wage in return. It’s a job, and a fairly dangerous one.
It also reenforces the notion that prostitution is a legitimate profession when it has no business being one. Not that I have a problem with it in particular, but it all clumps together under the unlawful culture with drug dealing, black market trade, and other gang related activities.
So how about Saint's Row the Third?
AnonymousHaven’t seen anything for it yet.
I thought about getting it for somepony for the holidays, but I don’t know very many ponies that play video games anymore.
I never played the first two; only watched.
On the whole, how do you feel about Spike now that he's gone on a rampage through Ponyville? Are you able to forgive and forget, or will you forever loathe him?
AnonymousI understand that his safety is important for the future of Equestria. There’s bound to be some hiccups along the way.
How everypony else isn’t trying to lynch him I have no idea.
Is Boscov nice to sleep on?
AnonymousLittle warm.
But it’s not like I go Snoopy and sleep on top of him. He’s just really warm to lay next to.
Anything that's a variation that I can recognize can be a nickname. Berry is just shorter than Black Strawberry, or even Strawberry. I don't want you to get me anything by the way. You've given me enough already...
I’ll probably stick with Strawberry then, just as a force-of-habit.
I haven’t done anything for you.
Lyra, your a great friend. I wanted you to have this, because I'm starting research and I don't think I can get out much. I'll still be here to check messages though. *hands you a small heavy box with gift wrap* Don't open it till the holidays...
Oh, thank you, Strawberry.
Or would you rather I call you Berry? I saw you talking to someone a few days ago and you mentioned that you went by that.
I don’t know what you get you in return.
I'm the fourth wall everyone keeps hurting for no reason... Nice to meet you!
I figured.
I take it Pinkie Pie is fairly notorious with you, huh?
It’s a shame you’re the only way for her to do… Whatever it is that she does.
Hi! I'm a wall. How's everyone here doing?
Half of our house was leveled. Not too pleased at the moment.
I won’t ask how you can talk. I just sort of take it for granted at this point.
Do you think we can hang out a little later? Or at least just meet for a little?
Sure. Can’t go upstairs to record until somepony comes over tomorrow to assess the damage.
That's wonderful to hear. Is the house still in good enough shape that you and Bon-Bon can continue to stay at it while it's being repaired, or are you two going to need to find somewhere else to live for a while?
AnonymousWell, Bon-Bon’s pulling her mane out about the kitchen being gone.
Lost the upstairs bathroom. It’s been spewing out water for the last hour-and-a-half onto the wreckage of the kitchen.
Not really comfortable going upstairs at all until it gets inspected.
Good thing you have house insurance, right?
AnonymousActually, yes.
I’m already in the process of pulling a few strings. We might end up making a return off of this. Possibly enough to add another room.
You seemed to have been having a pretty good conversation with Bon-Bon until Ditzy Doo popped up. Does this happen often?
AnonymousAnd we had a delightful conversation after she turned up as well.
I don’t know why everypony can’t understand that Ditzy is a delightful mare.
Lets see… What else happened today…?
Oh yeah! Half of our house got leveled!
But no, no. We had a delightful conversation.
You should have gotten Boscov a shaving kit. He really needs to shave, otherwise he's gonna keep on looking like he's a grizzly bear.
AnonymousHar har.
At least this one was creative.
