Herro? Are you Ryra? Wourd you happen to be interested in having your house repaired with our excerrent inexpensive business? Prease consider.
Anonymous

Sorry. I know a guy that knows a guy. It’ll be taken care of.

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It’s from Deus Ex, one of the sailors at the club in Hong Kong says that line.

Oh.

Sorry, it’s been a while.

Oh my Cels, he actually did it!
Holy freaking [omitted] crap!
Day. Made.

Oh my Cels, he actually did it!

Holy freaking [omitted] crap!

Day. Made.

How often do you SPEEL YOUR DRINK?
Anonymous

I don’t get the reference.

Are all of the bedrooms on the second floor of the house?
Anonymous

No. Actually only one is.

It just so happens I sleep in the recording room, and that might have sustained some damage.

:)
Anonymous

Smiling Emoticon.

Lyra *hug* you gave me something important... as cheesey as it sounds, you gave me your friendship first. That gave me courage to start other friendships. That's also why I can admire you so much so easily...

Well… I’m glad things are going well for you. And if I could be the one to start that trend, all the better!

Lyra, I think you're secretly a shapeshifting lizard
Anonymous

You got me. Darn.

I've heard many things.
Anonymous

That’s vague enough for me to not answer.

Lyra, do you believe in the Illuminati?
Anonymous

Why? What have you heard?

Is there a place where the grass is what's for dinner?
Anonymous

Yes, but there’s some elaborate ritual to get there.

I could never get past the “soup” part.

How do you feel about pimps?
Anonymous

If it’s a good pimp they protect prostitutes so they aren’t taken advantage of while taking a moderate wage in return. It’s a job, and a fairly dangerous one.

It also reenforces the notion that prostitution is a legitimate profession when it has no business being one. Not that I have a problem with it in particular, but it all clumps together under the unlawful culture with drug dealing, black market trade, and other gang related activities.

So how about Saint's Row the Third?
Anonymous

Haven’t seen anything for it yet.

I thought about getting it for somepony for the holidays, but I don’t know very many ponies that play video games anymore.

I never played the first two; only watched.

On the whole, how do you feel about Spike now that he's gone on a rampage through Ponyville? Are you able to forgive and forget, or will you forever loathe him?
Anonymous

I understand that his safety is important for the future of Equestria. There’s bound to be some hiccups along the way.

How everypony else isn’t trying to lynch him I have no idea.

Is Boscov nice to sleep on?
Anonymous

Little warm.

But it’s not like I go Snoopy and sleep on top of him. He’s just really warm to lay next to.