I think the big reason ponies live so well (in general) has to do with the fact that your ruler is also your god, thereby removing most error that a normal monarch could make, and removing the need to have religious wars.
Anonymous

Could be. I wouldn’t know for certain.

Are you a fan of MST3K?
Anonymous

Eh, I could take it or leave it.

I prefer stand-up for my comedy.

Don't you just hate when your parents buy you the wrong soda?

I bet you lost some sleep thinking up that one.

Please, chickens have nothing to do with it! Something about me ruining Hearth Warming does! Ooh, ooh! Do you like Pokemon, Lyra?

Find a fireplace and light it. You can’t possibly be ruining Hearth Warming if you’re warming hearths!

It was alright when I was younger. Sort of grew out of it.

Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne was better, though.

Don't say such things, you are too pretty. Hi Lyra!

Well thank you!

Hello, Mint! Nice hat!

send this for the 10 tumblrs that you most admire, if you receive it 3 times or more consider yourself loved!

I’ll forgo the “this is spam” speech and just thank you for the sentiment.

For the future, though, I’d rather have one message wrote specifically for me than three carbon copies.

If you hate humans so much, why do you allow anon questions?
Anonymous

I don’t hate humans the same way I don’t hate griffons or dragons.

It’s not one human’s fault, it’s the society’s fault. It doesn’t matter what species you are. It’s a mindset.

can i pet the pretty pony
Anonymous

If you can find one, you should probably ask them.

The future is bulletproof! The aftermath is secondary! We gotta do it now and do it loud! Killjoys, make some noise!
Anonymous

I try not to hold a stigma against too many bands. I try.

My Chemical Romance is one of them, though.

When sleeping in the same as Boscov, do you still need a blanket? Or do you just cuddle up to him?
Anonymous

No blanket required, but I might put something over my hindlegs.

Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made.

Pepsi is my favorite, but Bon-Bon only buys Colta-Cola.

Clearly y'all have never been to Hoss Vegas. Now THAT'S a Utopia.

If you say so.

Okay, you can go anywhere with three friends. Who would those friends be?
Anonymous

Bon-Bon, Boscov, and Sweetie Belle.

Actually the better use I could have put it to is saving it for next semester seeing as I have about 250 left and no job. But it is the first time I've had any amount of money over $20 so I think I was excited abouthaving it. Also I have no clue what saving account is.

It’s a place to put your money where it accrues additional value by the bank investing the money in other places.

I think it costs a little to open one up, I don’t remember.

Are you a fan of Warhams?
Anonymous

Doesn’t ring a bell.