*breaks into your house and steals your dinner just as you're about to eat it*
Anonymous

You didn’t, I already ate, and I’m not at my house as it is in a state of disrepair.

I’m staying with Boscov.

Lyra! I wanted to tell you everything is all right! The real Santalestia is alive and not trying to kill me! I did kill the robot with my pet chicken, so I need a new one as it swallowed it. Know where I can get a chicken at?

Fluttershy has a chicken coop, right?

I've only studied their nervous system so far... I used to have a team research multiple parts of a creature at a time, then we spent a day just reading. It accelerated studying quite a bit having a team. It's a lot slower than what i'm normally used to but it's going fine. How about you? How are school things?
Are you scared Boscov will ever lose control over his blood lust.
Anonymous

Nope.

Say, have you gotten the obligatory rant/question from Jackleapp yet?
Anonymous

I don’t think so. I tried going back to check, but if she did I would have screenshot’d it (because of the swearing) so I wouldn’t be able to just run a search for her name.

If she did, it was before drawblogs started answering her with pictures.

If not, I’m just not high profile enough.

Good morning Lyra, I haven't seen you in 2 days... Research and all...

Hello, Strawberry.

How’s the research going?

I find it interesting how you and Boscov react towards that butt-obsessed creeper. You say something like "over my dead body," meaning you'll sooner die than allow anything bad happen to Sweetie, while Boscov stated "I will kill you," meaning he was ready to kill somepony to keep anything bad from happening to Sweetie. Not important, but interesting.
Anonymous

Proactive versus reactive.

Generally speaking, proactive is the better approach.

How was your day?
Anonymous

Miserable. I got a letter barring me from another school.

The principle was in the room at the start of the day overseeing. Must not have liked that I had my phone out before class started. You know, when the students are just hanging out doing nothing.

I’d been to that classroom a few times and felt like I was making a bond with the kids.

I want to just…

I don’t even know…

I think the big reason ponies live so well (in general) has to do with the fact that your ruler is also your god, thereby removing most error that a normal monarch could make, and removing the need to have religious wars.
Anonymous

Could be. I wouldn’t know for certain.

Are you a fan of MST3K?
Anonymous

Eh, I could take it or leave it.

I prefer stand-up for my comedy.

Don't you just hate when your parents buy you the wrong soda?

I bet you lost some sleep thinking up that one.

Please, chickens have nothing to do with it! Something about me ruining Hearth Warming does! Ooh, ooh! Do you like Pokemon, Lyra?

Find a fireplace and light it. You can’t possibly be ruining Hearth Warming if you’re warming hearths!

It was alright when I was younger. Sort of grew out of it.

Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne was better, though.

Don't say such things, you are too pretty. Hi Lyra!

Well thank you!

Hello, Mint! Nice hat!

send this for the 10 tumblrs that you most admire, if you receive it 3 times or more consider yourself loved!

I’ll forgo the “this is spam” speech and just thank you for the sentiment.

For the future, though, I’d rather have one message wrote specifically for me than three carbon copies.

If you hate humans so much, why do you allow anon questions?
Anonymous

I don’t hate humans the same way I don’t hate griffons or dragons.

It’s not one human’s fault, it’s the society’s fault. It doesn’t matter what species you are. It’s a mindset.