Ask Lyra

I was going to go to sleep soon again... I've been awake for 2 days till about a few hours ago... I'm ready to collapse. Have a nice day though. I'll talk to you when I get up.

theblackstrawberry

Hope you had a good sleep!

hugs for Lyra! I fel like you need it...

theblackstrawberry

Thanks, Strawberry.

I gotta get ready for work now. Have a good day!

This Gilda was awesome.

This Gilda was pretty awesome too.

You? I don’t know about you.

I've poisoned your water supply with super laxatives.

Anonymous

Good thing I’m not at Bon-Bon and my house, huh?

Time for drunk cuddling with Boscov?

Anonymous

There may have been a little.

Lyra do you always «¢❺•Ž✿☠? I heard doing so is pretty unhealthy.

Anonymous

Are you quotin’ scripture on me again?

Forgot to censor the griffon

Anonymous

Mare, don’t screw with me. I literally went back to check that!

I was all “You gotta be [omitted] me!”

And then… It was…

…

I should probably stop posting right now… Little too much to drink…

HA HA YOUR LIFE SUCKS

Anonymous

HA HA WHAT A STORY MARK.

On a scale from one to ten, with one being "So vanilla it would drive Celestia to tears of boredom" and ten being "so disgusting it would make Discord hurl in disgust", where do you like your ice cream?

Anonymous

Is this Pinkie Pie?

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Or Screwball?

…

Or Flappy?

Of course. I understand. I just hope that one day you can do something you really love...

theblackstrawberry

And I do.

Just not as a sustainable career.

*Ka- Tetraphobia*

Anonymous

I had to look up what that even was.

I thought maybe it was the fear of Tetris.

krastosthegluemaker replied to your photo: Repost because I’m not a clever pony. Or maybe I…

You’re not drunk. It’s just been one of those days.

Thanks.

At least I have work all this week.

I hear you're a mare drinking a beer at a house which belongs to a bear. Is this the truth here?

Anonymous

No.

It’s a wine cooler.

Edit: Well… Three wine coolers.

You carried a six hundred pound bear to the hospital.

Anonymous

For thirty minutes.

There’s a rapid decline when you try prolonging strength amplification spells.

Oh my Celestia... you are really strong... the only other thing I could imagine is you being my research assistant, which is mostly reading and note writing for me, but I don't know how well you could stomach tedious research.

theblackstrawberry

I appreciate it, Strawberry. I really do. But if I do this, I gotta do this.

I can’t work for a friend. It just doesn’t work out.