Hey Lyra, remember when we used to be skateboarding buddies?
Anonymous

Only experience I have with a skateboard is trying to pick up speed on one and hitting a curb, launching my flank into the ground.

Wasn’t allowed to try again. Filly was worried I’d break it.

Narwhal
Anonymous

Is that how you spell it?

Huh.

Never really thought about it.

Have you ever had to deal with "white knights" or "NICE GUYS"?
Anonymous

Not sure what you mean.

White knight makes me think of law enforcement, and while I’ve been at odds with them before, I’m not now.

Nice guy makes me think of somepony like Fancy Pants. It could be a guard too, I guess.

I think the term “deal with” is what trips me up the most, though.

Hey Lyra, who tops, you or Boscov? I don't mean to sound mean towards Boscov, but it seems like it would be scary to have a big bear sleeping on the bunk bed above you.
Anonymous

Neither of us own a bunk bed.

Interesting wording of your question, though.

If there can be dimensions where I’m a seapony, then your alternate selves can have varying degrees of awesome.
Of course if you’re doubting yourself, I could be nice and considerate to you. But you’re a Gilda. I figured you wouldn’t want that.
You...

If there can be dimensions where I’m a seapony, then your alternate selves can have varying degrees of awesome.

Of course if you’re doubting yourself, I could be nice and considerate to you. But you’re a Gilda. I figured you wouldn’t want that.

You can roll with the punches, right?

Have you ever tried making doughnut holes with your horn?
Anonymous

No, I can’t really co-

Aren’t doughnut holes just rolled up into a ball? I don’t think it’s actually where the center was punched out.

Though I suppose you may or may not have been implying that…

Is there a pony equivalent to jazz hands?
Anonymous

Jazz hooves.

You just shake your hoof up and down while alternating the rotation of your forelegs back and forth.

send this for the 10 tumblrs that you most admire, if you receive it 3 times or more consider yourself loved!

Well, as long as I’m collecting these, I guess that makes two.

Thanks!

I was going to go to sleep soon again... I've been awake for 2 days till about a few hours ago... I'm ready to collapse. Have a nice day though. I'll talk to you when I get up.

Hope you had a good sleep!

hugs for Lyra! I fel like you need it...

Thanks, Strawberry.

I gotta get ready for work now. Have a good day!

This Gilda was awesome.
This Gilda was pretty awesome too.
You? I don’t know about you.

This Gilda was awesome.

This Gilda was pretty awesome too.

You? I don’t know about you.

I've poisoned your water supply with super laxatives.
Anonymous

Good thing I’m not at Bon-Bon and my house, huh?

Time for drunk cuddling with Boscov?
Anonymous

There may have been a little.

Lyra do you always «¢❺•Ž✿☠? I heard doing so is pretty unhealthy.
Anonymous

Are you quotin’ scripture on me again?

Forgot to censor the griffon
Anonymous

Mare, don’t screw with me. I literally went back to check that!

I was all “You gotta be [omitted] me!”

And then… It was…

I should probably stop posting right now… Little too much to drink…