Well hello there!
Herro Ms Ryra. We are contacting you to inform you that we made a mistake yesterday. It was the contractors of Ms Heartstrings we kirred, not yours. We hope this most dishonorable mistake does not disprease you, and that you'rr consider contacting us in the future. Praise be to Cerestia and Runa.
AnonymousThat sounds like a normal mistake.
Praise be t-You’re an idiot.
Boscov is surprisingly kind for a diamond dog. I think you two make a good couple.
AnonymousThanks.
Yeah, he isn’t as much of an extortionist as the other diamond dogs.
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Say! Wait-a-minute!
Hey!
Hello, Linky!
I’m a little sick right now, so I’m going to go lie down. But it’s nice to hear from you!
If I give you some bits, would you let me tickle and lick your ears?
AnonymousIt would have to be an astronomical sum.
So no.
Thanks. It's a food product, essentially. Also, you can't catch me if I fly!
I’d love to see how much weight you place with that thought when you have pepper-spray in your eye.
“Oh! It’s just a food product! This doesn’t hurt! Here I go flying blinded!”
Must. Resist. Urge. To. Tickle. Your. Ears.
AnonymousI appreciate you resisting that urge, Mister Shatner.
Doctor's orders. Now go drink that orange juice and then take 3 liters of liquid nitrogen and 4 cyanide pills.
No thank you.
I will apply this pepper-spray to your face, though.
Liberally.
