Hey, need anything at the store? Like medication or anything?
Oh! Thank you but no. I already have both of the drugs I need to take. Already had one and the other was free!
Oh, my. I hope it’ll be better soon…
The good news is I already know about how long it’ll last.
The bad news is the answer is a week.
My doctor was really nice, though. He dropped two bits off of the cost of my visit and pointed me to a store where I could get the prescription filled for free!
Thanks Doctor!
What's that Ms Ryra? You want a hit placed on Krastos and Sweetie Berre? Very werr, we sharr dispose of them quick and painfurry. Praise be to Cerestia and Runa!
AnonymousYou know, it’s funny. I tried contacting the ponies that sent this message, but I got no answer. I called the guard, but they said the group’s building had been burned down.
The investigation is still ongoing.
Would you ever watch or participate in one of those murdertime-funtime game shows? (Examples: Professor Genki's, Smash TV, DeathWatch, etc.)
AnonymousI don’t think so.
Mr. Toots
Anonymous Saint(?) (3rdstreetponies@gmail.com) submitted:
There’s a new Red Faction? When did this happen?
Herro Ms Ryra. We are contacting you to inform you that we made a mistake yesterday. It was the contractors of Ms Heartstrings we kirred, not yours. We hope this most dishonorable mistake does not disprease you, and that you'rr consider contacting us in the future. Praise be to Cerestia and Runa.
AnonymousThat sounds like a normal mistake.
Praise be t-You’re an idiot.
Boscov is surprisingly kind for a diamond dog. I think you two make a good couple.
AnonymousThanks.
Yeah, he isn’t as much of an extortionist as the other diamond dogs.
…
Say! Wait-a-minute!
Hey!
Hello, Linky!
I’m a little sick right now, so I’m going to go lie down. But it’s nice to hear from you!
If I give you some bits, would you let me tickle and lick your ears?
AnonymousIt would have to be an astronomical sum.
So no.
