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If you like that, you ain’t heard nothing yet.
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Teaser for Boscov’s Christmas Present.

Hey!

Hello, Linky!

I’m a little sick right now, so I’m going to go lie down. But it’s nice to hear from you!

If I give you some bits, would you let me tickle and lick your ears?
Anonymous

It would have to be an astronomical sum.

So no.

You feeling better?

Not in the slightest, but thank you for asking.

Thanks. It's a food product, essentially. Also, you can't catch me if I fly!

I’d love to see how much weight you place with that thought when you have pepper-spray in your eye.

“Oh! It’s just a food product! This doesn’t hurt! Here I go flying blinded!”

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Tickle. Your. Ears.
Anonymous

I appreciate you resisting that urge, Mister Shatner.

Is Mr. Toots real?
Anonymous

I’m drawing a blank.

Who?

Doctor's orders. Now go drink that orange juice and then take 3 liters of liquid nitrogen and 4 cyanide pills.

No thank you.

I will apply this pepper-spray to your face, though.

Liberally.

As a doctor I say that you should do what Strawberry says.

I am not drinking orange juice with a sore throat! Are you crazy? Anything acidic hurts like mad when you have a sore throat!

Thanks. This is one of your friends by the way.
Anonymous

You’re welcome, anon-y-friend!

Do you like minecraft Lyra? One of the ponies in there looks like you.
Anonymous

I play sometimes. The server I was playing on for a bit went down so I haven’t logged on in a while and offline mode doesn’t interest me anymore.

My character had a J.C. Denton skin.

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!
oh... well that's why we have soup!

I’ll see about getting some.

Too much would be like five to seven times a day.
Anonymous

H-…

How-…

If it’s something you enjoy doing, and you’re getting through all of your life’s obligations, I wouldn’t think it’d be a big deal. In a sense, it’s no different than any other thoughtless activity.

If you find you’re lacking in time, then obviously you need to focus on your work first. Reward yourself with something you enjoy after you’ve done something productive.

And that goes for anything really.

Of course, I’m not a doctor.