Boscov is surprisingly kind for a diamond dog. I think you two make a good couple.
AnonymousThanks.
Yeah, he isn’t as much of an extortionist as the other diamond dogs.
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Say! Wait-a-minute!
Anonymous
Hey!
Hello, Linky!
I’m a little sick right now, so I’m going to go lie down. But it’s nice to hear from you!
If I give you some bits, would you let me tickle and lick your ears?
AnonymousIt would have to be an astronomical sum.
So no.
Thanks. It's a food product, essentially. Also, you can't catch me if I fly!
I’d love to see how much weight you place with that thought when you have pepper-spray in your eye.
“Oh! It’s just a food product! This doesn’t hurt! Here I go flying blinded!”
Must. Resist. Urge. To. Tickle. Your. Ears.
AnonymousI appreciate you resisting that urge, Mister Shatner.
Doctor's orders. Now go drink that orange juice and then take 3 liters of liquid nitrogen and 4 cyanide pills.
No thank you.
I will apply this pepper-spray to your face, though.
Liberally.
As a doctor I say that you should do what Strawberry says.
I am not drinking orange juice with a sore throat! Are you crazy? Anything acidic hurts like mad when you have a sore throat!
Do you like minecraft Lyra? One of the ponies in there looks like you.
AnonymousI play sometimes. The server I was playing on for a bit went down so I haven’t logged on in a while and offline mode doesn’t interest me anymore.
My character had a J.C. Denton skin.
