Lyra: Great! We’re doing great! Everything is great! Yep, everything is- Nothing is broken.

Bon-Bon: Are you seriously doing that right now?

Lyra: What? I’ve had this question for like a week. Which is about how long we’ve been sitting here.

Bon-Bon: Oh my gosh…

Lyra: So yeah! We’re doing great! Great to hear from you! Thanks for aski-
[Thunderous Boom]
[Eldritch screech from a distance]
Bon-Bon: Let’s move!
Lyra: I’m on it!

shelgon:

Two new events have been announced for North America. Following the Zygarde event, which is due to end on May 8th in North America, a Shiny Xerneas is to be distributed on the Nintendo Network from May 11th through to May 17th. After that, a Shiny Yveltal is to be distributed on the Nintendo Network from May 20th through to May 26th. European distributions of these have yet to be announced.

Source: Serebii | Official Video 

Wow! I never thought I’d say this, but that was an incredible trick! Great job, Trixie!

Not sure what Starlight Glimmer was doing up there though.

You know, just a kite-flying kinda day!

Lyra: Holy [omitted], Bon-Bon. I mean… Holy [omitted], Bon-Bon!

Bon-Bon: I didn’t think they’d be paying both of us separately…

Lyra: I mean, we’re still in debt-

Bon-Bon: Obviously.

Lyra: But a few more of these and we won’t be!

Bon-Bon: Lyra, money does not just appear out of thin air. Ponies can’t know about this. It has to be… normal. Gradual.

Lyra: Which means we need some kind of cover for how we got this. O-or are getting these! This is fantastic! When’s our next assignment?!

Bon-Bon: You’ll know when I know.

1) Oh certainly. I just wasn’t expecting it.

2) Me too! Being able to reply more than once is great! Not worth the wait, of course, but nothing could have been.

Also that can’t happen.

3) I don’t really miss it much. Only when a new episode of something rolls around. Not really worth the cost.

You follow one Espio tumblr and suddenly

Yo dawg! Heard you like Sonic!

phoenixswift:

With what @timmytamdraws sent me earlier today, I’m now tickled by the idea of Joy being normally very polite, but when she’s upset she just blurts out a stream of cusses. Only the cusses are not cusses and also kind of polite sounding.

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jollyhollycosplay:

Cinderella transformation dress for the cosplay contest at G6!

I’m convinced at this point that humans have magic cloths.

1) Lyra: We do! We just don’t have cable anymore.

Bon-Bon: It was an unnecessary expense.

2) I did! Thanks!

3) Thank you! I’m just so happy to hear people liked it!

Sometimes I feel like more than myself.

Can one be two?

hicstreme0:

ganjflavoredcleats:

saturnineaqua:

troubleb:

charlibaltimore:

NYC is such an amazing place

Check my mans footwork tho

how do i know these dudes….

Bruh he snapped!!!! I hope he sells out arenas in the future man

I wanna know where I can get Epic Baritone Sax Guy and One Man Drumline’s discography

These two are killin’ it!

[Heavy static]

Lyra: … to… ert Agent Furlong immediately! There’s no way we can do this alone!

Bon-Bon: That’s… That’s not true. I could take a changling alone. Out here, with nopony around? And with how obviously it was Cripsy- we’d have been dealing with a fool. It would have been easy. Barely even worth reporting. … But her? Hiding in the light? Talk of the town? If we even tried to take them down the whole of Appleloosa would come to their defense. This one’s good. Too good.

[Hoofsteps] [Static]

Bon-Bon: Message to Agent Furlong. Are… ou…

[Heavy static]

It’s always incredible to see somepony get their cutie mark! Congratulations, Tender Taps!

Thanks! Had a Pinkie Pie party (because of course I did), where I had candy and strawberry ice cream cake (nommy)!

Then Bon-Bon, Tootsie and I all went out to dinner! And I got some new headphones! And Pikmin 3!

I also got to meet Twi- Princess Twilight’s new student, Starlight Glimmer, at the party. She seems nice! I wonder what Twilight’s teaching her?

Thanks for asking!