How do you feel about gay deer?
AnonymousWhatever the deer want to do is up to them.
I don't think that was a good choice of words.
AnonymousMy head is clogged full of mucus and I can’t brain too good. If I want to string some sad pony, who’s trying to take advantage of me, along against my better judgement I will.
I was wondering something. Did you ever play at the Gala?
That’d be nice.
I’m not talented enough for that.
Lyra, I really enjoyed having you and Sweetie over. I hope I did a good job making sure you two had an enjoyable stay as well.
You were wonderful, Boscov. I can’t think you enough. The trip back is going to suck, but it’ll be nice to lay my head down in my own bed.
I pulled some strings and we not only got the house repaired, but also an expansion! I have my own room and bathroom now!
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One semester in college I studied abnormal psychology.
Then… Uh…
Hmm…
Oh right!
There was a student in one of the classes I’ve substituted in a few times. She had Schizophrenia. Once you’ve seen that, you don’t mistake it ever again.
You could watch her expression and tell when the voices were starting to get to her. Then she’d either laugh, call out a little with some harmless disregarding comments, or start screaming and swearing like I haven’t heard since I was running around the alleyways of Canterlot. And you could never tell which was going to happen.
She got violent a few times, but never struck anyone. Just things like slamming and kicking doors. Eventually she was relocated to a different school in a different Sped program. I don’t know where.
Edit: Sped stands for Special Education.
A recent scientific survey conducted by the University of Canterlot has revealed that 90% of interspecies couples enjoy Secret Butt Fun. Are you a part of that 90% percent?
AnonymousWe are the one percent.
CYOA #53
If you want to lie to everypony else, that’s one thing, but you’re not about to lie to yourself. You do not have split personality. These ideas are just every possible angle you can think up at the time.
Besides, it would be Schizophrenia, not split personality, which isn’t even the proper name of that mental disorder.
Double besides, all of you are already hiding. And how are you supposed to just blackout on command?
You ask if a diplomatic approach with the giant is at all possible, to which Amy and Princess flat-out refuse. It’s not just a giant, it’s a shadow. Those things attacked without provocation and stole something valuable from Amy and Princess. They need to get back what was stolen. But you’ve no way of knowing if that giant has whatever it was.
Amy remarks that what was stolen wasn’t necessarily valuable, but Princess disagrees. The two begin to argue, but with mind enough to keep their voices down.
Were one of the Lyra(s) attending the pageant in Canterlot you? Also, what is the plural of Lyra?
AnonymousPageant? You mean the Hearth’s Warming pageant? That’s not till next week.
Just go with Lyras.
Would you appreciate an internet hug from a fat nerd?
AnonymousUm… Okay.
I’m pretty sick, so I don’t really want an actual hug. I’d just get somepony else sick.
So how bad was it staying at a bear's cave for a week?
AnonymousBoscov lives in a house in Ponyville.
He lives in Professor Lyra’s old house after she moved to Canterlot.
