Who is Sea Swirl and Notesworthy? Are you hiding friends from us?
Anonymous

Um… I’m not very good with names…

Heartstrings, do you think anything is going on between Sea Swirl and Notesworthy? Sprinkle Stripe has been telling me some rumors about them, and I certainly think there is.
Anonymous

I don’t gossip.

Sorry.

You could never freak me out Lyra. Maybe give me moments of pausing, but you never freak me out.

Well, I’m not positive about that, but it is nice to hear.

Thanks, Boscov.

Don't you mean he can BEAR with you? Also, I can't imagine Boscov ever making any vulgar jokes, or even being able to talk dirty at all.
Anonymous

Well, incapable and haven’t yet are two different things.

Sometimes I think I freak him out.

How do you feel about the fanbase of that abnormally popular filly's show? Creepy or just suffering from the vocal minority?
Anonymous

I think it can be both, if need be.

Honestly, though, it doesn’t really matter. It may not seem like it at times, but there are far more fillies watching the show than adults.

Daionus (dsilva72794@gmail.com) submitted:

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I’ve seen it before. I don’t like how it portrays me as being upset by Ditzy.

How do you fall in love with a glue maker? Aren't you afraid he'll turn you into glue? Or keep on making vulgar glue jokes?
Anonymous

Because he can put up with me.

No.

And no.

CYOA #55

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You cautiously duck back behind the pillar, but you’re beginning to wonder if that’s even necessary. If it didn’t see you when it was looking right at you, it probably can’t see through the snowfall.

After asking about the possibility of waiting for the giant to go away, Amy reminds you that the canyon is boxed. There’s no surface route in or out. Twist argues that if the giant wasn’t there before, it had to come from somewhere. Princess mentions her previous theory and says that the giant is probably there because of Twist.

Amy confronts Princess again and tells her that it’s not fair to keep singling out Twist and the two of them start to argue again.

Being the only two not at each other’s throats, you ask for Twist’s input about possibly running or sneaking to the semi-circle building. Twist takes the binoculars back and watches the giant for a moment. She says that if the shadow is making such a loud noise when it steps at that great of a distance, it must have as much, if not more weight than even a full-grown dragon, though much smaller. And no creature of that size with that much weight would be able to sprint very fast, if it could run at all.

She puts the binoculars away and remarks that sneaking might be an issue if Amy and Princess continue fighting.

Finished Boscov’s Present

Now I can do nothing until I post it on the 24th!

Right?!

Right?

I’ll get started on the next one…

Chaos is a wonderful, WONDERFUL thing!
Why are you a dating a bear? Is it because you want to stir up a controversy and get attention? I bet you don't even actually love him.
Anonymous

I would never do something like that, though I know somepony that claims to have.

I love my Boscov. That’s why I’m working on this recording even though I’m sick.

So you aren't actually a goat? Then are you at least a rhino? I've been interested in seeing what the culture of Rhinoville is like.
Anonymous
*Leaves a box filled with a thousand butterfingers and a guide on how to style dual mane colors and a guide on how sharpen a unicorn horn in front of your door, with a note on top of the box reading "Happy Holidays Bon-Bon and Lyra"*
Anonymous

What an incredibly random combination of items.

Thanks, though! Happy Holidays!

Yes, you are a kid, right? And this is Goatville, and you're a goat missing one of its horns, right?
Anonymous
I'm sorry... *lets go* just get better...

Thanks, Strawberry. But this is a pretty well timed out sort of thing. I’ll still be sick for about five more days. Four if I’m lucky.

On the bright side, if memory serves, I won’t be contagious anymore after tomorrow.