Ask Lyra

totesumi:
“ Bluuuuuuugh. A WIP something I mooed out at like, 6am after no sleep. = _ = It was supposed to be a lot better/farther along/cooler/awesome-er than this but whateverrrr. I’ll finish it laterrrr.
I’m tired.
/whine cry [redacted]...

Bluuuuuuugh. A WIP something I mooed out at like, 6am after no sleep. = _ = It was supposed to be a lot better/farther along/cooler/awesome-er than this but whateverrrr. I’ll finish it laterrrr.
I’m tired.
/whine cry [redacted] moan
/OTL

This is beautiful! Thank you so much!

Miss Lyra Pony, Tote wanted to show Lyra something that she made her since Lyra is not feeling well, but Mr. Tumblr-sir Warning asked Tote not to include links in asks. So she put it up on the forum, yes. :)

totemeister

Hello, Friend Tote!

I saw! It’s absolutely fantastic!

I was going to ask you to use the submission feature to send me the picture to upload, but I found it on your page! Reblog incoming!

Heh... humans do that a lot when their loved ones are sick, so I thought I could try it once. I can't say I know now much you make, but I can say that I don't know how much is in that bag. I can't tell you if it's between 1 and 100 bits. All I can say is that it's going towards your house.

theblackstrawberry

Humans are weird.

I’d make twenty-five bits a week, if I could ever actually manage to find work for a whole week. And I’m serious, there’d better not be more than that in there.

Care to correct anything?

Ten years? I didn't know you were into older colts, or bears in this context.

Anonymous

Ugh…

It doesn’t matter to me that he’s a little older than I am. I didn’t even know how old he was until I asked him a few months ago on a lark.

Um... No? Wattcha doing? Need help? I can buy some cookies!

askthefourthwall-blog-blog

No thank you. I can’t really taste very well right now from being sick.

Please don’t crash through my bedroom wall.

*Thwomps on over* Hi. How are you?

askthefourthwall-blog-blog

I’m sick.

I don’t suppose walls can get infections, huh?

How wide is the age gap between you and Boscov?

Anonymous

Oh…

Um…

About ten years by human measurements.

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam.

Anonymous

Me and a few ponies did a square dance to this song once as a P.E. project.

A+!

*Rises out of your toilet and then walks into your room* I am a turd burglar. Where are your turds so that I may steal them?

Anonymous

The [omitted] I put up with…

*holds your hoof, and puts it against his cheek* Oh Lyra... just stay put and get better... get well for Krastos, for Sweetie Belle, and for me, most of all get well for yourself. I'm going to leave some bits here on the table.*pulls out a medium sized bag*

theblackstrawberry

Okay, that’s kind of a weird thing to do with my hoof. Maybe you should watch less movies.

There’s not much I can do to get better faster. And there’d better not be more than I make in a week in that bag.

hehe I can still try to sit like that. First thing first: Permission to hug you? Second thing second, allow me to put in a few bits to help you out. I spend a lot of time here too, so it's an important place to me. please?

theblackstrawberry

I think I’m not contagious anymore. I’d wait until tomorrow to be safe, though.

[Deep Breath]

[Cough]

I guess I could accept a few bits. And I mean a few bits.

Currently you have the title of: RUINER OF TURD BURGLARS I'm not sure how you become something like that, but congratulations Lyra.

Anonymous

All I can remember is in City of Ponies, the character I have that shares my account name (but isn’t my main), has the title of Master Thief.

I love you for everything you are and have become.

Anonymous

Thank you!

Not sure what I’ve become, though.

Why do you date a disgusting capitalistic pig?

Anonymous

Nothing wrong with capitalism. All of Equestria is capitalistic.

We’re a monarchy, but we have a capitalistic system of distributing wealth.

*looks around* OH! I didn't hahaha! I'm terrible at noticing things sometimes. It's pretty nice. I'm okay. *stands up and sits in the chair like a pony* It's a little weird... But I thought I should try something new every day.

theblackstrawberry

It could be bigger, but there wasn’t much money to spare. Just getting it built with a bathroom on budget was a tough thing to manage.

I don’t think it’s something you can just do. You have to be born with the ability to sit like this.