What if the hypothetical house breaker is the turd burglar, butt doctor, or some other creeper?
Anonymous

Then permanent injury would be replaced with possible dismemberment.

Also, none of them have ever entered my house. Most of that crud is just messages I receive.

Asterisks do not equate action manifest.

Not a whole lot to steal? There is plenty to steal, like your phone, computer, heart, kitchen supplies, video games and so much more!
Anonymous

In the time it would take to sort through things and find something to take, the perpetrator would likely turn around and find my hoof up their behind.

Sure, I work. But I don’t always post when I’m working. And if I do, I don’t always post when there’s a cancellation. Anypony willing to risk possible permanent injury over, maybe a hundred bits worth-of pawning material?

There’s just more worthwhile, safer options than this household.

This is a Cupcake +2, it is enhanced with a stamina bonus plus it raises your fire resistance by 20%, It also boosts your healing rate for 120 minutes. I can see us working out a deal, maybe you could play me a song in exchange. Something about the waking world, would be nice, if, uhm, it's possible that is.

Very creative.

Sorry, I was so busy working on Boscov’s present it slipped my mind. I’ll see if I can get Boscov and Mint and try to work something out.

That’s a lot of instruments though. And I don’t know a whole lot of musicians willing to work for free. Might end up sound a little strange, I don’t know yet.

I'm guessing from this conversation that you wouldn't like for a free security alarm to be installed at your house, would you?
Anonymous

I just lock the doors and windows.

There isn’t a whole lot to steal either way.

I guess I was the one who was being unreasonable.... *puts a bunch of bits back into his other bag* there, now it's even.

I appreciate that.

You’re a good friend, Strawberry. You do more than you know. You shouldn’t feel the need to pay me.

[Giggle-snort]
Okay.
You’re entitled to your opinion, and I have no need or desire to defend my position.

[Giggle-snort]

Okay.

You’re entitled to your opinion, and I have no need or desire to defend my position.

Lyra... be reasonable. Let me help you.

You are not giving me more than I make.

I am letting you give me something to sate your need to lend a hoof. But the insurance covered all the repairs, the addition, and furnishing. We are in no financial crisis and I will not be treated like I am by the ponies I care about.

Lyra, just consider part of it a personal favor for letting me come over so much, and the other part of it as a gift. I won't take the money back, and you can't make me.

No, but I can refuse to open the bag.

Believe it or not, I’ve been asked this before.
Answering this in the spirit of its standard definition, no.
In truth, I’ve taken plenty of medications, and those are considered drugs. I also drink occasionally and alcohol is considered a drug too.

Believe it or not, I’ve been asked this before.

Answering this in the spirit of its standard definition, no.

In truth, I’ve taken plenty of medications, and those are considered drugs. I also drink occasionally and alcohol is considered a drug too.

Ponygoon (3rdstreetponies@gmail.com) submitted:

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Are you a member of this forum?

I don’t even recognize it.

And it was removed because of swearing and I don’t feel like looking through it to find ALL the swears.

Sorry.

Not positive what you’re asking.
I go to TVTropes now and again. It’s a great website.
The knowledge of tropes can seriously help your writing and literary dissection, as long as you’re responsible about it and don’t let it consume you.
I’ve never...

Not positive what you’re asking.

I go to TVTropes now and again. It’s a great website.

The knowledge of tropes can seriously help your writing and literary dissection, as long as you’re responsible about it and don’t let it consume you.

I’ve never contributed to the site, if that’s what you mean.

You're green and your eyes are amber color. Are you secretly a plant pretending to be a pony?
Anonymous

Do plants have amber colored eyes?

I still say they’re gold, like my lyre cutie mark.

CYOA #57

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You draw a smithing tool from one of the bags Twist is carrying and quickly etch a simplified depiction of a flower into one of the walls, adjacent to the doorway to the left. When asked why, you reply that it’s a visual marker, so you’ll know which way is back. When asked why it’s so close to the exit… You don’t really have a good answer.

You approach the doorway to the left, now in front of you, and signal for Princess to approach with her light. As you and Princess slowly enter, the contents of the room are revealed.

There’s a stone walkway around the outside of the room, in the center are what appear to be rows of once tilled farmland. They’re frozen and barren, of course, but the formation is very picturesque. Evidently, crops were once raised here; placed indoors to keep the weather out. Considering the lack of sunlight and warmth, it’s hard to believe anything could have grown here, though. Maybe there was a trick to it.

Either way, there’s nothing of interest readily apparent in this room.

There’s a doorway forward and another to the right.

I may or may not know how much is in the bag. It may or may not be more than you have. It's not up to me... it's up to THE BAG. mostly may.

Strawberry…

Why was Bon Bon with Carrot Top a few weeks ago in Canterlot?
Anonymous

I don’t control Bon-Bon’s actions.

Besides, I can barely remember what I did a week ago.