CYOA #58

You joke about turning on the air conditioning because it’s too hot. That seems to get a chuckle or two at least.
You and Princess lead the march crossing the room and head through the right doorway, which is now forward. The next room is similar to the last; just barren farmland. Aside from the curvature of the outside wall digging a little more into the overall room’s size, making it a little smaller, you can’t spot any difference at a glance.
You can only go back or to the left from here.
No, no, I distinctly remember her dying. But its OK, she got better!

Anonymous
I’m pretty certain Princess Luna saved her.
I didn't know I was mysterious... no pony asks me questions...
Well, I just don’t ask much. But you’ve hinted at some stuff before.
How is babby formed? How girl get pragnant?

Anonymous
Remember that one day, that Scootaloo got drunk, and died, and went to the hospital? Those were good times.

Anonymous
totesumi:
BEAR-PONY
This is probably super inappropriate, but…
I couldn’t resist drawing out what would happen if one of the ponies had a cubolt or cilly with a bear.
Because I am ridiculous.
Well, that answers that question.
Lyra! My sense of humor has a tumor, and it is dying painfully because of that! What should I do?

Anonymous
Go see a doctor of the humors.
Anon is curious about me... it makes me nervous... I feel very uncomfortable.
Well, you are a little mysterious.
Oh, are you saying you would never want a foal with Boscov? Maybe a cub instead? Plus it's fun to see you mad, since I never did before.
I was going to post a clip of that old man from Family Colt saying, “I am so tired of you,” but I don’t even care enough to look anymore.
Go pester somepony else.
Wait, you're not capable? THEN WHERE DID LYRA MARK TWO COME FROM?

Anonymous
A different Lyra? I dunno.
How could you remember your good friend Strawberry's past? And how do I remember it better than you do?

Anonymous
It just slipped my mind, was all.
Do they celebrate snowflake day where you live?

Anonymous
Doesn’t sound familiar.
I’ve been saying that a lot lately.
I keep getting too many messages.
I gotta work on this recording, so no more answers for a while.