...Why do you call him Boscov?

I’ve answered this a few times while sitting in on livestreams. I thought I’d already answered it on my page too.

Just spent a good twenty minutes looking though and it looks like I never have.

If you want more of an answer than “it’s an awesome name,” you’ll have to find me watching somepony’s art stream. Gives you something to look out for.

That's good to hear. Oh, and how's Boscov as well?

Boscov is alright, but you’d be better off asking him.

As I understand it, he recently came into quite a substantial sum of money.

Hey Lyra! How have you been, and how's Sweetie and Tootsie?

They’re both alright; in bed right now.

Sweetie’s really excited about the play in Canterlot in a few days. Hopefully I’ll be well enough to perform my roll in it.

But how else would they display both pony and bear traits?
Anonymous

I know you’re being silly, but that’s a difficult subject.

I don’t know much about bear culture. Boscov and I would have to talk about that for a while to decide how best to raise a child.

If that were to happen.

CYOA #59

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You turn around and begin yelling on a commanding voice to whoever dared laugh at your comment! Your unspoken decree will not be laid to the wayside by these shenanigans!

Everypony shares a laugh at that one! Woo! On a roll!

Left this time, which is now forward. And being that this room is no different than the last two, this could get confusing. You ask Amy to draw up a map of where you’ve gone so far.

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After you finish laughing at Amy’s apparent inability to draw even the simplest structures, she explains that the lines through the “walls” are supposed to indicate doorways.

Twist asks if Amy would like to draw a hand-stitched watermelon slice next time and you completely lose it and begin rolling on the stone floor in an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

Meh, if you and Boscov really wanted offspring, couldn't you just adopt a foal and have it always wear a fur coat?
Anonymous

If we end up raising a child, it’d be through adoption, yes.

But I’d rather they not wear a bear costume all the time.

CYOA #58

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You joke about turning on the air conditioning because it’s too hot. That seems to get a chuckle or two at least.

You and Princess lead the march crossing the room and head through the right doorway, which is now forward. The next room is similar to the last; just barren farmland. Aside from the curvature of the outside wall digging a little more into the overall room’s size, making it a little smaller, you can’t spot any difference at a glance.

You can only go back or to the left from here.

No, no, I distinctly remember her dying. But its OK, she got better!
Anonymous

I’m pretty certain Princess Luna saved her.

I didn't know I was mysterious... no pony asks me questions...

Well, I just don’t ask much. But you’ve hinted at some stuff before.

How is babby formed? How girl get pragnant?
Anonymous
Remember that one day, that Scootaloo got drunk, and died, and went to the hospital? Those were good times.
Anonymous

She didn’t die.

totesumi:
“ BEAR-PONY
This is probably super inappropriate, but…
I couldn’t resist drawing out what would happen if one of the ponies had a cubolt or cilly with a bear.
Because I am ridiculous.
”
Well, that answers that question.

totesumi:

BEAR-PONY

This is probably super inappropriate, but…

I couldn’t resist drawing out what would happen if one of the ponies had a cubolt or cilly with a bear.

Because I am ridiculous.

Well, that answers that question.

Lyra! My sense of humor has a tumor, and it is dying painfully because of that! What should I do?
Anonymous

Go see a doctor of the humors.

ask-pinkamena-diane-pie:
“ Requested by Askthediztydoo
That huge yellow ball thing with mouth.. trying to eat our house.
”
This reminds me of an awesome gif.

ask-pinkamena-diane-pie:

Requested by Askthediztydoo

That huge yellow ball thing with mouth.. trying to eat our house.

This reminds me of an awesome gif.

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Anon is curious about me... it makes me nervous... I feel very uncomfortable.

Well, you are a little mysterious.