I didn't know I was mysterious... no pony asks me questions...
Well, I just don’t ask much. But you’ve hinted at some stuff before.
Remember that one day, that Scootaloo got drunk, and died, and went to the hospital? Those were good times.
AnonymousShe didn’t die.
BEAR-PONY
This is probably super inappropriate, but…
I couldn’t resist drawing out what would happen if one of the ponies had a cubolt or cilly with a bear.
Because I am ridiculous.
Well, that answers that question.
Lyra! My sense of humor has a tumor, and it is dying painfully because of that! What should I do?
AnonymousGo see a doctor of the humors.
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That huge yellow ball thing with mouth.. trying to eat our house.
This reminds me of an awesome gif.
Anon is curious about me... it makes me nervous... I feel very uncomfortable.
Well, you are a little mysterious.
Oh, are you saying you would never want a foal with Boscov? Maybe a cub instead? Plus it's fun to see you mad, since I never did before.
I was going to post a clip of that old man from Family Colt saying, “I am so tired of you,” but I don’t even care enough to look anymore.
Go pester somepony else.
Wait, you're not capable? THEN WHERE DID LYRA MARK TWO COME FROM?
AnonymousA different Lyra? I dunno.
How could you remember your good friend Strawberry's past? And how do I remember it better than you do?
AnonymousIt just slipped my mind, was all.
Do they celebrate snowflake day where you live?
AnonymousDoesn’t sound familiar.
I’ve been saying that a lot lately.
So you are saying there is a possibility that you and your lover could have a foal? And you shouldn't get so defensive, it is only a question.
I’m saying there is no chance in the deepest fathoms of unholy Hell that Boscov and I would ever be able to have a child.
Even if I was capable.
And a question can have every bit of sting as a comment. Don’t try to waltz your way around me with a smile and a nod and think you can say whatever you want.
Hey Lyra, remember that house party you had a while back? It was pretty wacky, huh? With all of the underage drinking, and the drugging, and the foal having to be alone at the ER. Good times, huh? Good times.
AnonymousYeah… There’s a reason I haven’t had another one… Can’t imagine how bad one would be now.
Oh, my favorite part was when [omitted] Octavia herself was there for all that.
I’ll be honest, I wanted to crawl under a rock and die.
