She doesn’t seem to talk about them all that often.
Maybe I’ll just give her money or something… Let her get something she wants…
Hey Lyra! How's that cold doing?
Hello!
Mostly gone. Still feel a little nastiness in my throat but that’s all.
I'm a-a-alright... You know making a s-s-spell is hard? Y-y-you go through m-many var-r-riables before it's s-s-stable... I m-m-m-made 2 spells recently...
I’m hoping one of them was a stuttering spell and not a deathly sick spell.
Whatever you get, it ought the fit the requirements for any good present in that it is (a) expensive, (b) bought, and (c) not lovingly hand-crafted.
AnonymousOne outta three might be the best I can do. I’m not much for crafts, and I can’t afford expensive.
Begrudgingly popular with the mysterious gentlecolt callers, I see. Why is it that I can't quite shake this feeling that struggling with my gift idea is something that will become common between nearly all of yourselves?
I hope you don’t begrudge me too much.
It might not be as bad for me. I’m not in a romantic relationship with my Bon-Bon. Some of the other Lyras might be freaking out, though.
Trying looking on uncommongoods to see if there's anything Bon-Bon would like on there.
AnonymousI want to get her something useful and practical, not just random junk.
Though that Shower Squid might be nice.
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Would the Tea Tower send the wrong message that I think she’s taking up too much counter-top space?
I know what you could get Bon-Bon. You could get Bon-Bon a babushka doll!
AnonymousA nicknack? I’m sure she wouldn’t hate that, but I don’t know that she’d like it.
What are some of Bon-Bon's hobbies? Maybe get something related to one of those?
Anonymous…
Well how am I supposed to know what she likes?!
It’s like not like we live together or anything!
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I’m a horrible roommate…
What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?
AnonymousProbably something vulgar I couldn’t repeat on my page.
Maybe something relating to mane and tail care? I'm sure keeping her mane and tail colors separated isn't exactly the easiest thing for her to do.
AnonymousShe’s never mentioned having much trouble with it.
Hmm… If I got her bowling lessons, she’d probably take that as an insult…
How in Equestria did I overlook getting her a present?
Bon-Bon's nickname is Bon-Bon Bondage, right? Just get her some new bondage gear. Or some new baking/cooking tools. Either would probably work.
AnonymousYou don’t get a housewife a new vacuum for Hearth’s Warming.
It needs to be something she’d use that isn’t related to work…
Completely ignoring that bit about gear, if you couldn’t tell.
