What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?
AnonymousProbably something vulgar I couldn’t repeat on my page.
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Maybe something relating to mane and tail care? I'm sure keeping her mane and tail colors separated isn't exactly the easiest thing for her to do.
AnonymousShe’s never mentioned having much trouble with it.
Hmm… If I got her bowling lessons, she’d probably take that as an insult…
How in Equestria did I overlook getting her a present?
Bon-Bon's nickname is Bon-Bon Bondage, right? Just get her some new bondage gear. Or some new baking/cooking tools. Either would probably work.
AnonymousYou don’t get a housewife a new vacuum for Hearth’s Warming.
It needs to be something she’d use that isn’t related to work…
Completely ignoring that bit about gear, if you couldn’t tell.
Can you buy me the game Claus N Effect for Christmas?
AnonymousIf I could afford to buy somepony something for Hearth’s Warming, I’d have bought Boscov something.
Does Boscov ever inappropriately grope you or do other things to make you feel bad?
AnonymousI- What- I don’t- Ugh…
Look, think of a gentlecolt. A gentlecolt at a fancy restaurant. That’s Boscov twenty-four/seven. He’s the nicest, kindest, most considerate… anything you’ll ever meet!
*walks in looking a bit thin and sickly* H-hey L-Lyra how are you? I m-missed you... are you f-feeling better?
Oh, Cels… Are you alright?
dear princess lyra, i have been a very good girl this year and i would like a pretty dress and a muffin and a pony. your hair is pretty. i love you. - derpy hooves
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What is Boscov getting you? A new lyre or something?
AnonymousWhile anything he got me would have been wonderful, what he choose was sorta expensive and will be kickin’ rad.
