How do you feel about scary butt fun?
Anonymous

Terrified?

Sup' baby, seeing anyone currently?
Anonymous

Yes, my boyfriend.

*walks in looking a bit thin and sickly* H-hey L-Lyra how are you? I m-missed you... are you f-feeling better?

Oh, Cels… Are you alright?

dear princess lyra, i have been a very good girl this year and i would like a pretty dress and a muffin and a pony. your hair is pretty. i love you. - derpy hooves
Anonymous

Dear Ms. Hooves,

We’re pleased to inform you that after carefully reviewing your application you have been accepted into our prestigious academy.

You may begin registration now. Classes begin on Jan. 8th.

Aw sweet! I loved that game!

Aw sweet! I loved that game!

What is Boscov getting you? A new lyre or something?
Anonymous

While anything he got me would have been wonderful, what he choose was sorta expensive and will be kickin’ rad.

I appreciate you taking time out of your day to let me know this essential information.
Not like I can feel much more sick right now than I am.

I appreciate you taking time out of your day to let me know this essential information.

Not like I can feel much more sick right now than I am.

Do you still lack a bed?
Anonymous

Nope.

I carefully planned out the extra insurance money when I factored in the addition and made sure there was enough for furnishings too.

So yes. I’m sleeping on a bed at night.

Do you have a lyre bird as a pet?
Anonymous

I can’t really afford a pet.

Well, then. That answers one question. Do you drink a lot, Lyra?

Mild to moderately, I suppose.

It comes and goes.

Just to let you know, yes that is an Eevee. A nice plush Eevee.

That’s boss.

The only way it’d be better, is if it were one of those flippie-insidie-outtie plushies and it could flip into a Jolteon.

What? No, I was talking about horse poop.
Anonymous

We have bathrooms, you know.

Are horseapples commonly found on/along Equestrian roads?
Anonymous

That’s a real food?

Huh…

I thought it was just slang for a swear.

My species eats horse meat.
Anonymous

My species dominates the civilized world.

CYOA #61

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You ask if the others can hear the buzzing as well, most of them can. Princess says she can’t hear anything; she might have trouble hearing high pitched noises.

You shhh everypony and try to fixate on the sound again, but can’t seem to locate it. Every time you think you might hear it, somepony shifts or asks if anypony else can hear it.

Now you can’t even tell if you’re hearing it again, or if it’s just in your imagination.