I thought I was the only Butt Doctor around here! Lyra, why do you betray me?
AnonymousMy carefully thought out response can be found through this link.
AnonymousCYOA #62
You “go straight” and walk comically into the wall in front of you. You continue to walk in place against the wall to look sort of robotic.
No one’s laughing. It might be serious time again. Whatever was making that buzzing might be dangerous. You could either go left, back, or maybe try listening again.
Hello, I am a proctologist. I'm here to make a house visit and to make medical examinations.
AnonymousNo.
I don't understand why that Anon would ask such a vulgar thing. And yes Lyra, it is a human euphemism. It means not using a condom. It's disturbing that someone would ask you about that, though.
AnonymousClassy.
*Poisons your water supply with healthy minerals*
AnonymousNo.
And for anypony wondering, it could be poison if it was an overdose of the healthy minerals.
Maybe you should get Bon-Bon some skates or something. You might help foster some love of skating in her that she never knew about.
AnonymousHmm… That’s not a bad idea, I don’t guess…
I just don’t want her to be disappointed again.
This is one of many reasons why I like you, Lyra.
And for anypony interested, it was some gibberish about forcing a potion down my throat.
Asterisks are magic.
You seriously don't know any of Bon-Bon's hobbies? What type of BFF are you?
AnonymousYes, this is the internal dilemma I’m currently dealing with.
Thanks for that.
What is it like? I mean, I don't really know what to expect since I've never really had a family or ponies to spend it with.
When you’re spending it with ponies you like?
You just sort of hang out with them and do whatever they’re doing. If they want to watch TV than you watch TV. If they want to go caroling, then you go caroling. Even if you ordinarily wouldn’t want to, it’s more enjoyable than normal.
It’s nice.
askclutch submitted:
Blah Blah Blah. When you submit something, I’m free to edit whatever you say, genius.
Hopefully it won't detract from your Hearth's Warming too much. And thanks! It was hard to make, but I made it for Octavia to enjoy seeing, heh. It'll be my first Hearth's Warming that I'll actually be spending with a family, for once.
For her to enjoy seeing… Yeah, that sounds like something you’d do.
I suppose one of my few bits of luck in this life is that I’ve never had to spend Hearth’s Warming alone.
Not that I haven’t spent it with ponies I didn’t like before.
Four hundred pillows. For Bon-Bon. What could go wrong?
AnonymousEven if each pillow was only one bit each, that’s still more than I’ve made in a year since I left Canterlot.
Well that's good to hear. Hopefully it'll completely go away soon.
Today or tomorrow, hopefully.
It has lingering effects for weeks, though. This sickness does not go quietly into the night.
I like your boots!
[redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your post: Whatever you get, it ought the fit the requirements for any good present
That’s the worst present seeking advice I have ever seen.
To be fair, or unfair as the case may be, I reversed the last one in my answer.
