CYOA #63
You raise your clawed gauntlet and listen once more. The others take this as a cue to draw and ready their weapons as well.
You can hear it, louder than before. It sounds like the hum of a circuit breaker being strained, occasionally followed by a buzz, like electricity arcing. You can’t decide if it’s further ahead or behind. It seems to be coming from the other side of the wall. If the map can be trusted, that’s the curved hallway that may or may not really curve the length of the building. In retrospect, you never checked.
Just as you’re about to make a decision, you notice something. It’s getting louder, and it’s location is slowly shifting.
It’s moving.
i wish i was dating your bear friend, he seems like such a cool guy.
Anonymous
I can understand that. He’s pretty rad.
I’m sorry that I’m dating him instead. I guess that’s not really fair to the rest of the world.
So I’m sorry world, but he is with me.
Why are you dating a fat fur coat who's obsessed over food?
Anonymous
Why am I dating Boscov?
Why aren’t you?
Oh, that’s right. Because I am.
Yeah… Yeah, you live with it…
I want you to HONESTLY admit all of your feelings to Bon Bon. ALL of them.
Okay.
Bon-Bon, you are an excellent friend and I don’t appreciate you enough. You invited me into your home and put up with me on a daily basis, and for little in return. I’m truly sorry I’m such a useless hanger-on. But I want you to know that if I’m ever able to repay you for the kindness you’ve shown me day in and day out, I’ll do so tenfold.
You are my sister beyond blood and I love you for it.
Lyra
To solve your gift decision, I would suggest a poll.
Sounds like an excellent opportunity to get myself trolled.
I appreciate the notion, but no thanks.
Lyra, can you please cut down on the jokes? I'm drunk and I still don't find them funny.
Now you’re talkin’!
But instead of just one stand out, now that’s too many.
So many choice~s and such riches a plenty…
Your welcome, now that we got that out of the way we can cure racism!
Anonymous
AskLyra. Solving one global crisis at a time.
Tell a funny joke. I'm sorry... Please tell a funny joke.
Anonymous
YA FACE! AH. HAH. HAH. HAH.
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You know how that turtle, Tank, has a helicoptor backpack? Pretty hi-tech stuff. Heard he’s even got a phone too. Yeah.
Overheard him talkin’ to Rainbow Dash the other day about a telemarketer call he got. Evidently somepony was asking him if he wanted to change his long distance carrier.
Steal something important from Bon-Bon then gift it back, its a fool-proof plan!
Anonymous
Disaster averted.
Thanks, you’re a lifesaver.
Go through Bon-Bon's stuff while she isn't looking and see if you can find any clues as to what to get her.
Anonymous
Somehow I don’t think that would end well.
Get a simple dress, like the one that rarity made for Twilight on her birthday!
Anonymous
She already has a simple dress. It’d have to be something special if I got her another.
MacGoogles is me name, I like a swampy bog. It's time to play a game with your favorite highland frog!
Anonymous
You could always get Bon-Bon a dress. Mares like dresses, right?
Anonymous
Yes, but I don’t really know her taste in dresses. And I couldn’t afford an expensive one for her, so she couldn’t just be wowed by something glamorous.
XD I actually laughed out loud at this one! Oh man, you enabling replies was the best thing, I just hope I’m not annoying you with my replies.
Of course not! If you’d like to let me know something, go right ahead!
I’m glad you liked it!
