One outta three might be the best I can do. I’m not much for crafts, and I can’t afford expensive.

Uh… Wat.

I hope you don’t begrudge me too much.

It might not be as bad for me. I’m not in a romantic relationship with my Bon-Bon. Some of the other Lyras might be freaking out, though.

I want to get her something useful and practical, not just random junk.

Though that Shower Squid might be nice.

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Would the Tea Tower send the wrong message that I think she’s taking up too much counter-top space?

A nicknack? I’m sure she wouldn’t hate that, but I don’t know that she’d like it.

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Well how am I supposed to know what she likes?!

It’s like not like we live together or anything!

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I’m a horrible roommate…

Probably something vulgar I couldn’t repeat on my page.

She’s never mentioned having much trouble with it.

Hmm… If I got her bowling lessons, she’d probably take that as an insult…

How in Equestria did I overlook getting her a present?

Somepony’s been around for a while. I’d forgotten that joke!

You don’t get a housewife a new vacuum for Hearth’s Warming.

It needs to be something she’d use that isn’t related to work…

Completely ignoring that bit about gear, if you couldn’t tell.

Bon-Bon…

Oh [omitted]…

If I could afford to buy somepony something for Hearth’s Warming, I’d have bought Boscov something.

I- What- I don’t- Ugh…

Look, think of a gentlecolt. A gentlecolt at a fancy restaurant. That’s Boscov twenty-four/seven. He’s the nicest, kindest, most considerate… anything you’ll ever meet!

Terrified?

Yes, my boyfriend.