Disaster averted.

Thanks, you’re a lifesaver.

Somehow I don’t think that would end well.

She already has a simple dress. It’d have to be something special if I got her another.

Is this really a thing?

Yes, but I don’t really know her taste in dresses. And I couldn’t afford an expensive one for her, so she couldn’t just be wowed by something glamorous.

XD I actually laughed out loud at this one! Oh man, you enabling replies was the best thing, I just hope I’m not annoying you with my replies.

Of course not! If you’d like to let me know something, go right ahead!

I’m glad you liked it!

My carefully thought out response can be found through this link.

You “go straight” and walk comically into the wall in front of you. You continue to walk in place against the wall to look sort of robotic.

No one’s laughing. It might be serious time again. Whatever was making that buzzing might be dangerous. You could either go left, back, or maybe try listening again.

No.

Classy.

Is that some sort of human euphemism?

No.

And for anypony wondering, it could be poison if it was an overdose of the healthy minerals.

Hmm… That’s not a bad idea, I don’t guess…

I just don’t want her to be disappointed again.

This is one of many reasons why I like you, Lyra.

And for anypony interested, it was some gibberish about forcing a potion down my throat.

Asterisks are magic.

Yes, this is the internal dilemma I’m currently dealing with.

Thanks for that.