Get a simple dress, like the one that rarity made for Twilight on her birthday!
AnonymousShe already has a simple dress. It’d have to be something special if I got her another.
Anonymous
MacGoogles is me name, I like a swampy bog. It's time to play a game with your favorite highland frog!
AnonymousIs this really a thing?
You could always get Bon-Bon a dress. Mares like dresses, right?
AnonymousYes, but I don’t really know her taste in dresses. And I couldn’t afford an expensive one for her, so she couldn’t just be wowed by something glamorous.
XD I actually laughed out loud at this one! Oh man, you enabling replies was the best thing, I just hope I’m not annoying you with my replies.
Of course not! If you’d like to let me know something, go right ahead!
I’m glad you liked it!
I thought I was the only Butt Doctor around here! Lyra, why do you betray me?
AnonymousMy carefully thought out response can be found through this link.
CYOA #62
You “go straight” and walk comically into the wall in front of you. You continue to walk in place against the wall to look sort of robotic.
No one’s laughing. It might be serious time again. Whatever was making that buzzing might be dangerous. You could either go left, back, or maybe try listening again.
Hello, I am a proctologist. I'm here to make a house visit and to make medical examinations.
AnonymousNo.
I don't understand why that Anon would ask such a vulgar thing. And yes Lyra, it is a human euphemism. It means not using a condom. It's disturbing that someone would ask you about that, though.
AnonymousClassy.
*Poisons your water supply with healthy minerals*
AnonymousNo.
And for anypony wondering, it could be poison if it was an overdose of the healthy minerals.
Maybe you should get Bon-Bon some skates or something. You might help foster some love of skating in her that she never knew about.
AnonymousHmm… That’s not a bad idea, I don’t guess…
I just don’t want her to be disappointed again.
This is one of many reasons why I like you, Lyra.
And for anypony interested, it was some gibberish about forcing a potion down my throat.
Asterisks are magic.
You seriously don't know any of Bon-Bon's hobbies? What type of BFF are you?
AnonymousYes, this is the internal dilemma I’m currently dealing with.
Thanks for that.
What is it like? I mean, I don't really know what to expect since I've never really had a family or ponies to spend it with.
When you’re spending it with ponies you like?
You just sort of hang out with them and do whatever they’re doing. If they want to watch TV than you watch TV. If they want to go caroling, then you go caroling. Even if you ordinarily wouldn’t want to, it’s more enjoyable than normal.
It’s nice.
askclutch submitted:
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