Okay.

Bon-Bon, you are an excellent friend and I don’t appreciate you enough. You invited me into your home and put up with me on a daily basis, and for little in return. I’m truly sorry I’m such a useless hanger-on. But I want you to know that if I’m ever able to repay you for the kindness you’ve shown me day in and day out, I’ll do so tenfold.

You are my sister beyond blood and I love you for it.

Lyra

Sounds like an excellent opportunity to get myself trolled.

I appreciate the notion, but no thanks.

Everypony’s a critic.

Now you’re talkin’!

But instead of just one stand out, now that’s too many.

So many choice~s and such riches a plenty…

AskLyra. Solving one global crisis at a time.

YA FACE! AH. HAH. HAH. HAH.

…

You know how that turtle, Tank, has a helicoptor backpack? Pretty hi-tech stuff. Heard he’s even got a phone too. Yeah.

Overheard him talkin’ to Rainbow Dash the other day about a telemarketer call he got. Evidently somepony was asking him if he wanted to change his long distance carrier.

Disaster averted.

Thanks, you’re a lifesaver.

Somehow I don’t think that would end well.

She already has a simple dress. It’d have to be something special if I got her another.

Is this really a thing?

Yes, but I don’t really know her taste in dresses. And I couldn’t afford an expensive one for her, so she couldn’t just be wowed by something glamorous.

XD I actually laughed out loud at this one! Oh man, you enabling replies was the best thing, I just hope I’m not annoying you with my replies.

Of course not! If you’d like to let me know something, go right ahead!

I’m glad you liked it!

My carefully thought out response can be found through this link.

You “go straight” and walk comically into the wall in front of you. You continue to walk in place against the wall to look sort of robotic.

No one’s laughing. It might be serious time again. Whatever was making that buzzing might be dangerous. You could either go left, back, or maybe try listening again.

No.