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I wish you and Boscov a safe trip to Manehatten, and I also wish you both have a wonderful experience, and I hope you both enjoy the excellent hotel rooms in Manehatten. *wink* *wink*

Anonymous

Thanks.

And, uh… Yeah. Heh heh…

I, the Butt Doctor, have decided to give out free medical examinations of butts as part of the holiday spirit. Is anyone at your household in need of a butt examination?

Anonymous

Once I finish shoving this soda can up yours, you’ll need one.

Lyra... Thank you. That piece was marvelous, and one of the greatest gifts I've ever received. Just... What I got for you is insignificant when compared to your music. I love you.

krastosthegluemaker-blog

I don’t know. A whole, new, friggin’ computer is pretty [omitted] beastly.

I love you too, Boscov.

And thanks again! This thing is awesome!

Got any good presents yet?

Anonymous

Heh heh… Yeah. Sort of.

If Krastos is Boscov, does that make you Hector Con Carne?

Anonymous

No, that would make me either General Skarr or Major Doctor Ghastly.

The last thing I am is the brains.

ask-fiw-pinkiepie replied to your post: [redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your photo: A…

Forgot to censor, Lyra! Got to remember that!

You ponies are so nice to remind me if I mess up! Thank you!

[redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your photo: A quick snapshot Bon-Bon took of me during the…

Great job!I hope your cloak wasn’t itchy, it looks heavy like wool and tied with rope.

That might have been all it was, if this was a regular play. But this was a Canterlot production and everypony was wearing high-quality costumes. That cloak had a silk interlining; was very comfortable.

Well, thanks for being a good sport about it anyway!

What's on your backlog?

Anonymous

Well, I gotta do that Skyrim piece. Plus the twelve or so requests I’ve been neglecting…

Probably won’t be able to do anything until Boscov and I get back from Manehatten, though. We leave… was it Tuesday?

So Hearth's Warming at your house is going to be two mares, one bear? *Pulls out a gun and considers shooting self for awful joke, but ultimately puts it away* Forgive me.

Anonymous

Sweetie will be back for Hearth’s Warming dinner, if that changes anything.

I don't mean for it to be a jab at social roles. Just Boscov seems rather wife-like at times and never acts macho, and in a lot of alternate dimensions where you're married to Bon-Bon, you have the husband-role.

Anonymous

In a mare/stal-… Boy/girl marriage, the guy is the husband and the girl is the wife. What they do or how they act doesn’t matter.

A quick snapshot Bon-Bon took of me during the pageant.

Gold-colored magic opening the door through which Princess Platinum enters.

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Happy Hearth’s Warming, Boscov!

Also, thanks for 600 followers!

Happy Holidays!

So are you and Bon-Bon inviting any guests over for Hearth's Warming?

Anonymous

I invited Boscov over.

Tootsie is going to be spending it with her parents.

By the way, the play starts soon. So I’ll talk to you ponies later.

Just a question. If you and Boscov did marry, would he be the wife? He just seems to be filled with wife-material.

Anonymous

Ah. Jabs about gender roles. Very edgy and current.