How do you resist the urge to use Boscov as a mount?
AnonymousBecause this isn’t World of Warpony.
Besides, I prefer MMOs with more intuitive methods of travel.
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Lyra, I'm going to miss you... I just wanted a hug...
Well come on down to Crazy Lyra’s Hug Emporium, where our prices are so low, we’re just givin’ hugs away!
I try to act professional torwards her as she's a valuable customer of our corner, but honestly? She's the empress of my nightmares, I start to shake whenever I think about what mischievous stuff she could whip up with that little horn of hers. I mean, I don't know if you heard it, but she almost managed to kill my wife once when she just casually fetched a lil' knife with her magic as she was retrieving her order. Thankfully though, my sweetheart managed to dodge..
Goodness! I hadn’t heard about that, no!
I’m so sorry, Mister Cake. Magic certainly isn’t a force you should be afraid of, but it sounds like you’re completely justified in your fear. I’m sure it was an accident, though.
I am, very, hay, I even get nervous by just talking to unicorns like you. D:
Well, I can be pretty dangerous…
But I don’t mean you any harm!
Twilight must terrify you.
What was the first M-Rated game you ever played?
AnonymousProbably Duke Nukem; the N64 version.
But I saw the computer version once. Colt playing it got to the end of the level and just started handing money to some NPC girl at a nightclub. The results should be obvious.
Shake it, baby.
How does a cat manage to transmogrify into a pony? I would love to ask the subject itself, but I'm afraid of getting turned into a frog. :C
If I recall the stories, he used to be a pony first. Then he became a cat. Then Trixie turned him back into a pony.
Also, are you afraid of magic, Mister Cake?
I heard you were going away soon... Please say you haven't left yet...?
Either tomorrow or Wednesday, depending on the weather.
What’s up?
Oh, well you and Boscov are still going to take advantage of the situation of being alone in a hotel room though, right? You can always watch R-RATED MOVIES!
AnonymousIsn’t that something school-age ponies do the first time they get a hotel room to themselves?
We’ll probably watch the Food Network or somethin’.
Idea: When you are alone in the hotel room with Boscov, get drunk, cast the "Want it, Need it" spell on yourself, and have an enjoyable night?
AnonymousA) I don’t know that spell.
B) I don’t want to manipulate my mind into rapturous throws. That’s not healthy for the same reason Extacy isn’t healthy.
*Holds up a mistletoe* Oh look Lyra, a mistletoe! Now you have to kiss me!
AnonymousYou think I have to kiss you, and I don’t. It’s funny how these things work out, isn’t it?
I, the butt doctor, accepts your challenge! Bring it Ms. Lyra, as after I finish examining my own butt, I shall exam that of Bon-Bon's and Sweetie's while you are gone.
AnonymousNo.
