You're hungry? I'm guessing Boscov didn't make a feast like he said he would.
Anonymous
No no; he did. He also made a huge breakfast so I couldn’t eat but so much for dinner.
There’s lots of leftovers.
You're my Daddy. And Boscov is my Mommy.
Anonymous
Were you sure to eat enough that you feel as though you won't want to eat for another five days?
Anonymous
Actually, I’m hungry again.
Excuse me for a bit.
But why are you leaving me alone while you and Mommy go to Manehatten?
Anonymous
Did you just call me a dude?
*walks up to you crying* My mom is missing... where is my mom? can you find my mom? *sits on the ground and curls up into the fetal position* my mom is gone...
Wait, what?
Who’s missing?
Daddy, why do you and Mommy have to leave?
Anonymous
We left you because we want you to succeed on your own.
We believe in you!
I wish you and Boscov a safe trip to Manehatten, and I also wish you both have a wonderful experience, and I hope you both enjoy the excellent hotel rooms in Manehatten. *wink* *wink*
Anonymous
Thanks.
And, uh… Yeah. Heh heh…
I, the Butt Doctor, have decided to give out free medical examinations of butts as part of the holiday spirit. Is anyone at your household in need of a butt examination?
Anonymous
Once I finish shoving this soda can up yours, you’ll need one.
Lyra... Thank you. That piece was marvelous, and one of the greatest gifts I've ever received. Just... What I got for you is insignificant when compared to your music. I love you.
I don’t know. A whole, new, friggin’ computer is pretty [omitted] beastly.
I love you too, Boscov.
And thanks again! This thing is awesome!
Got any good presents yet?
Anonymous
If Krastos is Boscov, does that make you Hector Con Carne?
Anonymous
No, that would make me either General Skarr or Major Doctor Ghastly.
The last thing I am is the brains.
Forgot to censor, Lyra! Got to remember that!
You ponies are so nice to remind me if I mess up! Thank you!
Great job!I hope your cloak wasn’t itchy, it looks heavy like wool and tied with rope.
That might have been all it was, if this was a regular play. But this was a Canterlot production and everypony was wearing high-quality costumes. That cloak had a silk interlining; was very comfortable.
Well, thanks for being a good sport about it anyway!
Anonymous
Well, I gotta do that Skyrim piece. Plus the twelve or so requests I’ve been neglecting…
Probably won’t be able to do anything until Boscov and I get back from Manehatten, though. We leave… was it Tuesday?
