Lyra
AnonymousYes, I just answered a question from her.
Merry Hobomas, here's your cardboard box.
Back in my day, no pony owned the cardboard box, we all just piled in until the frozen rain turned the box into mush.
Not really, but that did happen once.
Ah okay, in that case I will wish you a Happy New Year now. Happy New Year Lyra! I hope next year brings you positive experiences and happy memories. Some more money probably wouldn’t hurt either! Best wishes to you and Krastos on your trip
Thanks, but I’ll probably still check this website. Just might only check it once a day or somethin’.
*Suddenly Wall* I forgot to stop by and say hi so I'm just gonna drop off this gift. Its a one-time voucher for a free meal at a random restaurant of your choosing.
… How…?
How in Equestria did you get a coupon that can work at any restaurant? I mean, the amount of coordination it would take to get every restaurant on board would likely take reality shaping powers the likes of-
…
Oh…
O~h.
Well played.
Thanks for the gift!
Can I call you Incidental Unicorn #2?
AnonymousYou aren’t the first to suggest that, Second Anonymous that has called me Incidental Unicorn #2.
I think your real parents named you "Heartstrings".
AnonymousI don’t think they did.
But then again, it doesn’t really matter.
Is it true that unicorns make doughnuts by putting dough around their horns and heating them up with magic?
AnonymousNot that I know of. I’ve never seen the inner workings of a doughnut shop.
Ever try pinkiemint?
AnonymousPinkiemint…
There’s a human store called Pink Mint that specializes in evening wear.
How do you resist the urge to use Boscov as a mount?
AnonymousBecause this isn’t World of Warpony.
Besides, I prefer MMOs with more intuitive methods of travel.
Lyra, I'm going to miss you... I just wanted a hug...
Well come on down to Crazy Lyra’s Hug Emporium, where our prices are so low, we’re just givin’ hugs away!
I try to act professional torwards her as she's a valuable customer of our corner, but honestly? She's the empress of my nightmares, I start to shake whenever I think about what mischievous stuff she could whip up with that little horn of hers. I mean, I don't know if you heard it, but she almost managed to kill my wife once when she just casually fetched a lil' knife with her magic as she was retrieving her order. Thankfully though, my sweetheart managed to dodge..
Goodness! I hadn’t heard about that, no!
I’m so sorry, Mister Cake. Magic certainly isn’t a force you should be afraid of, but it sounds like you’re completely justified in your fear. I’m sure it was an accident, though.
