So that means you and Boscov are free to do things you normally wouldn't do with a foal around? Like tell violent jokes, or talk about the current diplomatic relationship between griffins and buffalo?

Anonymous
Ah… Yeah. But I didn’t have any of those in mind.
So whatever did you get Bon-Bon?

Anonymous
Not really for me to say anymore; it’s out of my hooves. You could try asking her.
I can’t tell if she liked it or not…
So where will Sweetie be while you and Boscov are in Manehatten?

Anonymous
With her parents.
She can’t stay with Bon-Bon because she’ll still have to work.
I'm going to check home... I'll come back later to visit you... are you okay?
Yeah, I’m fine.
Haven’t you found her, though? I thought you had.
Trixie... I woke up and I didn't see her...
Sounds like it’s all okay now, though.
Got any gag gifts this year?

Anonymous
A pair of human khaki pants.
I put ‘em on and strutted.
You're hungry? I'm guessing Boscov didn't make a feast like he said he would.

Anonymous
No no; he did. He also made a huge breakfast so I couldn’t eat but so much for dinner.
There’s lots of leftovers.
You're my Daddy. And Boscov is my Mommy.

Anonymous
Were you sure to eat enough that you feel as though you won't want to eat for another five days?

Anonymous
Actually, I’m hungry again.
Excuse me for a bit.
But why are you leaving me alone while you and Mommy go to Manehatten?

Anonymous
Did you just call me a dude?
*walks up to you crying* My mom is missing... where is my mom? can you find my mom? *sits on the ground and curls up into the fetal position* my mom is gone...
Wait, what?
Who’s missing?
Daddy, why do you and Mommy have to leave?

Anonymous
We left you because we want you to succeed on your own.
We believe in you!
I wish you and Boscov a safe trip to Manehatten, and I also wish you both have a wonderful experience, and I hope you both enjoy the excellent hotel rooms in Manehatten. *wink* *wink*

Anonymous
Thanks.
And, uh… Yeah. Heh heh…
I, the Butt Doctor, have decided to give out free medical examinations of butts as part of the holiday spirit. Is anyone at your household in need of a butt examination?

Anonymous
Once I finish shoving this soda can up yours, you’ll need one.