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Sounds like somepony went to the dentist or something.

Oh, well you and Boscov are still going to take advantage of the situation of being alone in a hotel room though, right? You can always watch R-RATED MOVIES!
Anonymous

Isn’t that something school-age ponies do the first time they get a hotel room to themselves?

We’ll probably watch the Food Network or somethin’.

Idea: When you are alone in the hotel room with Boscov, get drunk, cast the "Want it, Need it" spell on yourself, and have an enjoyable night?
Anonymous

A) I don’t know that spell.

B) I don’t want to manipulate my mind into rapturous throws. That’s not healthy for the same reason Extacy isn’t healthy.

*Holds up a mistletoe* Oh look Lyra, a mistletoe! Now you have to kiss me!
Anonymous

You think I have to kiss you, and I don’t. It’s funny how these things work out, isn’t it?

I, the butt doctor, accepts your challenge! Bring it Ms. Lyra, as after I finish examining my own butt, I shall exam that of Bon-Bon's and Sweetie's while you are gone.
Anonymous

No.

carrottopanswers:
“ ((Look Lyra, I’ve got a you light.))
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Aw, sweet! Thanks! It’s even got my name on the box!

carrottopanswers:

((Look Lyra, I’ve got a you light.))

Aw, sweet! Thanks! It’s even got my name on the box!

CYOA #64

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You cry out your command, possibly misspeaking in the process, and quickly make your way back to the entrance. Being that you hadn’t gone far, it wasn’t hard to remember how to get there.

Unfortunately, if anything the noise has become louder! Not sure exactly what to do now, you turn around and look down the curved hallway. You can hear the constant hum and occasional buzzing of electricity now matched by a flicker of light from deeper down the hallway.

You were about to make a split-second decision when an arc of black lightning shoots from out of sight and dances across the wall, no less than two meters away from you, and dissipates when it reaches the floor.

Glancing back, your friends are wide-eyed and panicking. Your keen perception picks up no trace of recognition from Princess or Amy; they don’t know anything more about a shadow shooting lightning than you do.

I'm back, sorry I kinda left... It turned out she was at home... I didn't see her... Pinkie Pie was there when I left so I dont know... I have to get home for lunch though, I'll be back a bit later... hugs?

Alright. Have a good day, Strawberry.

Happy Hearth’s Warming!

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Thanks for the instrument!

And in case anypony missed it last night, go here to find my present to Boscov.

So that means you and Boscov are free to do things you normally wouldn't do with a foal around? Like tell violent jokes, or talk about the current diplomatic relationship between griffins and buffalo?
Anonymous

Ah… Yeah. But I didn’t have any of those in mind.

So whatever did you get Bon-Bon?
Anonymous

Not really for me to say anymore; it’s out of my hooves. You could try asking her.

I can’t tell if she liked it or not…

So where will Sweetie be while you and Boscov are in Manehatten?
Anonymous

With her parents.

She can’t stay with Bon-Bon because she’ll still have to work.

I'm going to check home... I'll come back later to visit you... are you okay?

Yeah, I’m fine.

Haven’t you found her, though? I thought you had.

Trixie... I woke up and I didn't see her...

Sounds like it’s all okay now, though.

Got any gag gifts this year?
Anonymous

A pair of human khaki pants.

I put ‘em on and strutted.