I’d prefer ponies thinking that, to be honest.

I got infinitely more style than you, dawg.

Sweetie Belle’s I-can-never-tell-when-she’s-going-to-log-in-so-I-can’t-say.

Oh hai doggie.

I did naught hit her!

I did na~ught!

Cute. Bit of a stretch, but not bad.

You are certainly not a chicken.

…

Cheep cheep cheep!

Make a fort? Who do you think I am, Twilight Sparkle?

I guess I could put Sweetie Belle’s-…

Uh…

Nothing.

Nope.

Didn’t I already say I’m not familiar with that show?

Oh, but it gets better. If you do a search for Snowflake Jake, you get a fillies dress-up game about decorating a snowman.

Snowponies are so much cooler.

You do realize that was quite a while ago, right?

And in Canterlot.

Most would think that I look like a pony.

Don’t put words in my mouth.

Riding a train is cooler than riding on my boyfriend’s back. Faster too.

Because I was on the other side of Canterlot and couldn’t make it back to the castle. Which happened pretty often…

The ones I was crammed with didn’t have a choice, they just had no where to go.

That was a happier memory, though. Huddled together for warmth with friends.

Diner’s, Drive-Ins and Dives is a good show! Granted, initially I thought the host was a prick. But he’s an alright guy!

Bizarre Foods is pretty cool too. But we’d have to change the channel for that. It’s on the Travel Channel.

It isn’t healthy to go the club every night, bronies.

Can we stay out of my sex life, please? You bronies are starting to sound like somepony.

A train.

Are you new to the internet? Trains are cool.