...Why did you have to cram into a cardboard box in freezing rain?
Because I was on the other side of Canterlot and couldn’t make it back to the castle. Which happened pretty often…
The ones I was crammed with didn’t have a choice, they just had no where to go.
That was a happier memory, though. Huddled together for warmth with friends.
Watching the Food network? Isn't that something extremely boring old couples do?

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Diner’s, Drive-Ins and Dives is a good show! Granted, initially I thought the host was a prick. But he’s an alright guy!
Bizarre Foods is pretty cool too. But we’d have to change the channel for that. It’s on the Travel Channel.
It isn’t healthy to go the club every night, bronies.
Be sure to pack plenty of condoms.

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Can you think of a way of getting to Manehatten that's cooler and better than riding a bear with an eye patch? You can't, can you?

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Yes, I just answered a question from her.
Merry Hobomas, here's your cardboard box.
Back in my day, no pony owned the cardboard box, we all just piled in until the frozen rain turned the box into mush.
Not really, but that did happen once.

Ah okay, in that case I will wish you a Happy New Year now. Happy New Year Lyra! I hope next year brings you positive experiences and happy memories. Some more money probably wouldn’t hurt either! Best wishes to you and Krastos on your trip
Thanks, but I’ll probably still check this website. Just might only check it once a day or somethin’.

Not positive. I’d like to be there for New Years. Probably come home soon after.
*Suddenly Wall* I forgot to stop by and say hi so I'm just gonna drop off this gift. Its a one-time voucher for a free meal at a random restaurant of your choosing.
… How…?
How in Equestria did you get a coupon that can work at any restaurant? I mean, the amount of coordination it would take to get every restaurant on board would likely take reality shaping powers the likes of-
…
Oh…
O~h.
Well played.
Thanks for the gift!
Can I call you Incidental Unicorn #2?

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You aren’t the first to suggest that, Second Anonymous that has called me Incidental Unicorn #2.
I think your real parents named you "Heartstrings".

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I don’t think they did.
But then again, it doesn’t really matter.
Is it true that unicorns make doughnuts by putting dough around their horns and heating them up with magic?

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Not that I know of. I’ve never seen the inner workings of a doughnut shop.

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Pinkiemint…
There’s a human store called Pink Mint that specializes in evening wear.
How do you resist the urge to use Boscov as a mount?

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Lyra, I'm going to miss you... I just wanted a hug...
Well come on down to Crazy Lyra’s Hug Emporium, where our prices are so low, we’re just givin’ hugs away!