Ask Lyra

Merry Hobomas, here's your cardboard box.

Back in my day, no pony owned the cardboard box, we all just piled in until the frozen rain turned the box into mush.

Not really, but that did happen once.

[redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your post: Not positive. I’d like to be there for New Years….

Ah okay, in that case I will wish you a Happy New Year now. Happy New Year Lyra! I hope next year brings you positive experiences and happy memories. Some more money probably wouldn’t hurt either! Best wishes to you and Krastos on your trip

Thanks, but I’ll probably still check this website. Just might only check it once a day or somethin’.

Not positive. I’d like to be there for New Years. Probably come home soon after.

*Suddenly Wall* I forgot to stop by and say hi so I'm just gonna drop off this gift. Its a one-time voucher for a free meal at a random restaurant of your choosing.

askthefourthwall-blog-blog

… How…?

How in Equestria did you get a coupon that can work at any restaurant? I mean, the amount of coordination it would take to get every restaurant on board would likely take reality shaping powers the likes of-

…

Oh…

O~h.

Well played.

Thanks for the gift!

Can I call you Incidental Unicorn #2?

Anonymous

You aren’t the first to suggest that, Second Anonymous that has called me Incidental Unicorn #2.

I think your real parents named you "Heartstrings".

Anonymous

I don’t think they did.

But then again, it doesn’t really matter.

Is it true that unicorns make doughnuts by putting dough around their horns and heating them up with magic?

Anonymous

Not that I know of. I’ve never seen the inner workings of a doughnut shop.

Ever try pinkiemint?

Anonymous

Pinkiemint…

There’s a human store called Pink Mint that specializes in evening wear.

How do you resist the urge to use Boscov as a mount?

Anonymous

Because this isn’t World of Warpony.

Besides, I prefer MMOs with more intuitive methods of travel.

Lyra, I'm going to miss you... I just wanted a hug...

theblackstrawberry

Well come on down to Crazy Lyra’s Hug Emporium, where our prices are so low, we’re just givin’ hugs away!

I try to act professional torwards her as she's a valuable customer of our corner, but honestly? She's the empress of my nightmares, I start to shake whenever I think about what mischievous stuff she could whip up with that little horn of hers. I mean, I don't know if you heard it, but she almost managed to kill my wife once when she just casually fetched a lil' knife with her magic as she was retrieving her order. Thankfully though, my sweetheart managed to dodge..

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Goodness! I hadn’t heard about that, no!

I’m so sorry, Mister Cake. Magic certainly isn’t a force you should be afraid of, but it sounds like you’re completely justified in your fear. I’m sure it was an accident, though.

Yeah… When I heard about that whole “Santa Claus” thing humans have…

I am, very, hay, I even get nervous by just talking to unicorns like you. D:

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Well, I can be pretty dangerous…

But I don’t mean you any harm!

Twilight must terrify you.

What was the first M-Rated game you ever played?

Anonymous

Probably Duke Nukem; the N64 version.

But I saw the computer version once. Colt playing it got to the end of the level and just started handing money to some NPC girl at a nightclub. The results should be obvious.

Shake it, baby.

Merry Christmas Lyra. -mint

diamondmint

Happy Hea-…

Uh…

Merry Christmas, Mint!