Ask Lyra

HA, you silly filly! I am not trying to turn you into cheese and I like you when you get angry at me. It's kinda cute! You appear not to deny the "Doggy" style liking, so does that mean you do?

pegasus-cloud-kicker

Yeah? Well I don’t like being irritated, believe it or not.

And that means I’m not commenting on it. I get enough ponies asking things that are none of their business.

Hmmm... only 5 hugs... WELL! IM GLAD THERE ARE NO TIME LIMITS ON EACH HUG!

theblackstrawberry

Strawberry…

Mine was pretty great as well. It was finally the first one I could spend as a family and with another pony, so I'd have to say it was my best one so far!

hornuraakemi

Glad to hear it!

Hi Lyra! How was your Hearth's Warming?

hornuraakemi

It was great! The best I’ve ever had!

How about yours?

*Throws a lust potion at you*

Anonymous

Hello Lyra, I heard you were giving away hugs? I'd like as many as I can please.

theblackstrawberry

Limit five per costumer!

Don't you mean "No mare, I have a bear"?

Anonymous

This is not a Doctor Seuss book.

How aboooout nope! We can still go out, too! It will be fun! You can get your bear, too.. And your friend BB! It will be one big pizza party! We could all get drunk, too! That sounds like fun, right?

pegasus-cloud-kicker

Nah. You’re kinda irritating to be honest. Your only interaction with me seems to involve trying to cheese me off.

Okay, okay... Then I will just wait until you do! I will get drunk in BB's house and totally do whatever I will do.. I'm already drunk, but you want to go out sometime, Lyra?

pegasus-cloud-kicker

No, mare, I have a boyfriend.

If you realize you’re drunk, maybe you should stop posting until you’re sober again.

Hi Lyra. How are things today? -Mint

diamondmint

Hello, Mint! My body is still getting over being sick. How are you? I heard you’re staying with Tricks and Twilight. Let me know if there’s anything I can do!

That's it. I'm going to DESTROY you! Where do you live or should I ask your bear?

pegasus-cloud-kicker

I live in Bon-Bon’s house, you tool.

Just remember, once you throw the first punch it comes self-defense for me.

Whatever you say, Miss Canterlot. So, a drunk bar fight? That sounds fun, but i'm afraid I might hurt you.

pegasus-cloud-kicker

I’m not going to beat up a little filly. What kind of example would I be setting for Sweetie Belle?

Lyra, you called me a male and I will have to fight you with a rap battle or something. Where should we meet? Your house or mine? There will be tons of alcohol either way.

pegasus-cloud-kicker

A rap battle? You need to stop watching so many awful faux-street dance-off movies.

Where I’m from, the only thing you throw-down is your opponent’s body before you stomp on ‘em.

[redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your post: I got to admit, whenever I try to think of what goes on between you and Boscov behind closed doors.

That describes what I think of, too. Not that I’m always trying to think of you and Krastos together, though.

That’s one of the reasons why I prefer ponies thinking that.

Lyra, that was horrible and you should feel ashamed of yourself. No one uses "Dawg" these days. It's all about "Dude" and such. What are you going to do now, Grandma?

pegasus-cloud-kicker

I’m gonna retire, sport.

Say, young colt, wanna mow my lawn for a shiny bit of your very own? Why I remember when you could spent one bit on a full course dinner…