You can still do that when I get back. It’ll still be a New Year.

1) Okie Dokie, Lokie. We’ll see if I actually get anything in the next few days.

2) The protrusion on my noggin. Pegasus use their wings to help, and earth ponies tend to use all four legs.

3) For a second I thought this was a legitimate question, then I saw that clever thing you did. Cute.

Canterlot is in the mountains overlooking Ponyville, where I live.

Unfortunately, I’m not there right now so I can’t give you any directions better than that.

1) My eyes are burning from that one.

2) My ears don’t look any different than anypony else’s ears. But thank you for the compliment.

3) If you’re having too much trouble, try using the Konami Code.

1) I didn’t really do anything. I didn’t tell you were Canterlot is, and if you already knew where it was, you’d have known that Princess Celestia was there. Don’t feel right accepting something for nothing, especially when I’ve no indication that whatever you give me wouldn’t cause me harm. Or if that theoretic harm would be intentional or not.

2) I like how you half censored the one word, which I had to fully censor anyway, but left the second one uncensored. If you’re new to this page, I don’t allow swears at all. Not the first letter, not even the number of letters the word possesses. It has to be completely removed.

Now do me a favor and don’t [omitted] it up again like a stupid son-of-a-[omitted].

3) I… I wouldn’t know that. That’s something you’d have to ask him. It would certainly make things more difficult for me. It did happen once for a short period of time, but that was before I even met Boscov.

1) Forced the Ice Elves underground and tortured them, right? Sound like a bunch of gentlemen and ladies.

2) See, we were joking around and having fun and then you had to go and take it too far. A boulder falls on your party and you all die.

3) Okay. Do me a favor and get that one standing by the spawn point.

4) Canterlot. Chances are you won’t meet the Princess Celestia from my dimension, but there’s several from others that have time to be on tumblr.

5) You’ll have to be more specific, because it sounds like you think something happened between me and Boscov and I know that can’t be right.

I’ve never seen somepony try putting asterisks around words to indicate something other than an action, so I’m not sure what kind of inflection you’re using here.

And I have no idea what this bit is either.

Your spell failed; a more powerful version is already in effect.

I mean, look at all this sexy.

An older picture, obviously, since Bon-Bon isn’t with Boscov and I in Manehatten right now.

Not really my place to decide something like that. You’re looking for Princess Celestia.

Oh, I must have just hit privately reply or something.

Kinda scared me.

And yes, I’m having a pretty good time.

I regret clicking on that.

Sorry, I added the page break for a reason. Maybe I should put a warning.

Maybe I should change the URL from AskLyra to SendLyraReferencesAndMemes.

1) Well, that beats the super religious and warmongering first contacts we made earlier this year.

2) Memory isn’t what it used to be. Only one camp I can think of right now.

3) I got nothin’.

Human (3rdstreetponies@gmail.com) submitted:

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Wow… I really wanted to see that in my inbox…

I try not to think about it. But then again, I heard this PETA are actually just as malicious as a butcher. Something about domesticated animals are a blight and they put them down? That’s horrible!

Warning: Bloody, sad things after the break.

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Can we please just stop? Please?

I know some of you are curious, and I know it’s hard to just take things at face value, but I really don’t want to talk about it. The subject has no relevance to anything and simply does not matter.

If you have to know whether or not we do, I’ve admitted it. But the dynamics of how are absolutely none of anypony’s business.

Eventually it went alright. At first we were shackled with a couple that- Would. Not. Shut. Up. And these days I gotta have things pretty quiet when I sleep. And running off of thirty minutes of sleep I was fit-to-be-tied.

They got off at the first stop though and everything was gravy after that.

1. Sorry, the source I was going on seemed to imply it was a type of asexual orientation. Can’t say I’m familiar with the subject.

2. Sorry, we were up pretty early and were kinda in a hurry. Thanks for the well wishes!

3. Uh… Yeah. Have you ever drawn breath? That’s happened to most everypony, I’d wager.

4. Done. I didn’t wear them for very long.