Lyra: I don’t remember it going down like that.
Bon-Bon: You’re right. No pony mentioned a shock collar.
That’ll be 4 bits!
(I don’t know what it is about these last few drawings. but I just don’t feel like they have been particularly as good as what I normally produce. Sorry for the wavering quality.)
I thought they looked great! But I hear artists have that problem now and again, where they see more flaws in their own work than they normally do.
Bon-Bon: I have made a terrible mistake…
Lyra: Haha! Wow! Is that off-season cider?! Non-alcoholic, I assume.
Bon-Bon: Well, of course. What do you take me for?
Lyra: Clearly “a hypocrite” would be asking too much. How about, “a pony“?
Bon-Bon: Why in Equestria did I hire Twist? I’ve never had an employee before! What do I do if she messes up?! I could never discipline her, let alone fire her! She’s just a filly, and she’s my friend! I taught her for a year! She looked up to me! It would crush her!
Lyra: Did she do anything wrong today?
Bon-Bon: Yes! Well, no. I don’t know!
Lyra: … Should I as-?
Bon-Bon: I returned to the shop to show Twist how to close and went into the back. I noticed a container of cinnamon misplaced. I asked Twist about it and she said her hooves were full carrying the cinnamon rock candy she made.
Lyra: … This is over something stupid, isn’t it?
Bon-Bon: She’s not supposed to be cooking without me!
Lyra: Alright alright! Did you tell her that?
Bon-Bon: I was about to… But she said she was replacing the supply that got bought out, just like I’d do it. And I tasted it, and it was just like I make it. So… So I don’t know!
Lyra: Not used to trusting somepony else, are you?
Bon-Bon: As long as I do it I know it’s done right.
Lyra: This will be a great learning experience for you then! Or the straw that breaks the pony’s back. One of the two, I’m sure.
Bon-Bon: So, that’s the offer… What do you think?
Twist: I think that’th a pretty big deal…
Bon-Bon: Yes… But…?
Twist: Ah-ah! Butt’th are for thitting, Mth. Bon-Bon. And I’d be happy to acthept!
Bon-Bon: You are?! That’s great! I mean, for you. I mean, thank you!
Twist: Of courthe! How could I thay no?
Bon-Bon: Now you understand this is serious business. You can’t just leave for no reason or not show up-
Twist: Of courthe, Mth. Bon-Bon.
Bon-Bon: I’m going to be scheduling things with your presence in mind-
Twist: Of courthe, Mth. Bon-Bon.
Bon-Bon: If you get sick or- heavens forbid- hurt, you may have to come in anyway until I can relieve you. U-unless it’s serious-!
Twist: Of courthe, Mth. Bon-Bon.
Bon-Bon: And we’re still going to have to figure out something once school starts back up-
Twist: Oh Mth. Bon-Bon! Of courthe!
Bon-Bon: Fantastic! Can you start tomorrow?
Twist: I had planned to thtop by anyway! I’ll be here with bellth on!
Bon-Bon: Oh Twist, you’re the best! … But don’t let it go to your head.
Twist: Yeth, Mth. Bon-Bon.
1) Sure! I do in a lot of games! I have an overactive imagination.
Hong Kong and Dragonfall were kinda cool in that you’d get asked a few questions about your character, which made it feel like it mattered more. Couldn’t always give a satisfactory answer, though.
2) We grew apart. We broke up. He moved away.
… As far as I know he’s fine.
3) I like optimistic because it sounds better than gullible.
1) I’m just saying, all this mention of fire kinda makes you sound like a burnout. Or an arsonist.
2) I’ll admit, after I read about what this means, it was kinda funny in a perverted way.
But, I mean, Jefferson Davis was no Nero. Why are you expecting me to know who this random American was? Forget your audience?
Also, spoilers, I don’t think things ended well for the south.
3) Sure! You lay down flat and I’ll throw a bowling ball at you.
4) I wore a pair of pants once, for a Nightmare Night costume. And even then they weren’t jeans. The line just doesn’t work; the cultural divide is too great.
5) I’ve been giving you the cold shoulder all night, haven’t I? Guess that makes me too cool for you.
Whenever an obviously pornographic blog follows me, I always feel compelled to check it anyway. You know, maybe it’s a joke! I mean, this one is just too obvious. Maybe it’s just one of my followers having a laugh!
I am always disappointed.
1) Hold on, I’m not caught up on my US history. Let’s see what Wikipedia has to say…
“The designation of the period by historians as one of good feelings is often conveyed with irony or skepticism, as the history of the era was one in which the political atmosphere was strained and divisive, especially among factions within the Monroe administration and the Republican Party.“
Doesn’t really speak volumes if that’s what you’re aiming for.
2) I’d pick DNA, Do Not Annoy.
3) This isn’t a pickup line. It’s an ice breaker, but not a pickup line.
4) This one I like. You’re still full of hot air, though. So go catch a breeze and drift on out of here.
5) Aw, so close. I’m actually Unobtainium because you don’t have a chance.
