1) Nope.
I could sit down and write some rhymes out, but I couldn’t flow on the mic in real time.
2) Absolutely! Assuming of course that this stupid warm front moves on…
3) Happiness can’t be achieved without sorrow; sacrifice has nothing to do with it. Sacrifice isn’t even an option. We all sacrifice everything in the world everyday. It’s the price we pay to live.
4) Have you met Boscov? Does that seem like something he’d do?
5) I already tried doing Overpass once, with the intention of leading into The Legendary Theme, but that failed miserably. I’m sure you were probably talking about the acoustic version, though.
I suppose it’s been a while since I’ve tried, though. Maybe I’ll give it a go after I finish with my current two projects.
Ooh, so you will do it with Boscov, huh. Great to know, Lyra.
Whatever you wanna believe.
Going to take that as a “No” to you willing to do bondage.
Unless you’re really Boscov in disguise, I don’t see why you’d even be asking.
1) I don’t freakin’ know! I’m not an expert on sleeping positions!
2) How many times? How many times?
Whatever two consenting ponies of legal age want to do makes no difference to me.
3) Uh…
…
Look. None of your business, okay?
4) I would never attempt it.
If I had to, like life and death, most likely. But I’d also carry that weight by myself for the rest of my life. I wouldn’t want to hurt Boscov with the knowledge.
5) To be honest, I don’t think most of them could get you high. I mean, technically yeah, but not without ravaging your brain of most its cells or ingesting lethal doses of toxins.
The room he does that stuff in is pretty well ventilated for a reason.
6) You mean it’s not?
Huh.
CYOA #66
You scream in shock! This does little to reassure your allies, but you couldn’t help yourself.
Yelling out at the shadow to stop, that it might hurt somepony, does little to slow its approach. It either doesn’t understand, or you’re just mirroring its intention.
Fight or flight instincts kick in something fierce and you rush ahead, gauntlet raised, shouting out an old and tired meme. You nearly tumble forward when your weapon is wretched from your grasp and attached harmlessly to the shadow’s chest. Your vision flashes again and before you can recover, everything becomes unbearably loud and you feel a horrible shocking pain followed by a powerful blow across your head. Before you can even move you feel yourself lifted off the ground and slammed into a wall. Something presses strongly against your throat and you force your eyes open. Everything is blurry, but you can see the monster’s electrical eyes through your own tears. The shadow has you pinned against the wall with one hoof and the electricity surging through you is so painful it’s paralyzing. You’re rapidly losing consciousness… and something else. Something feels loose in your chest, and you can almost feel it leaking through your skin.
Just when you think you can’t hold on anymore, you’re jerked violently to the right and feel yourself drop to the ground gasping for air. The noise has subsided into a ringing and the electrical pain into a strong tingling feeling on your right side. Through blurred eyes, you could swear you saw something seep back into your chest. Somepony helps you to your feet and pushes you away from the noise and the tingling.
You lose the next few seconds. The next thing you know, Princess is holding your face up to hers with her forehooves and screaming at you to run. That it’s after you, not them.
You’re still in a lot of pain, your breathing is labored, and the edges of your vision are still blurry.
1) Yes. Still sick but finally doing better, thank you!
2) I don’t think I want to…
3) I wailed on somepony for beating me at some fighting game once. He turned around and beat the crud outta me.
4) I can confirm that you’re an idiot based on the evidence provided.
5) If you have some sound conversion software, like Switch, you can turn it into an MP3 (if it isn’t already) and upload it to Tumblr!
There’s no swearing on my page, but [omitted]!
Here’s a short thank you for the awesome compliment!
Seeing as you’re lying, thanks, I guess.
Wouldn’t that imply that it’s actually your fault then?
1) Close enough for me!
2) That… That can’t be right…
3) Hello, obvious joke name. Is this going anywhere?
4) I don’t follow. Do you mean like a button you press or a coat button?
5) Pretty sure I’m not related to the Apple family.
6) That’s just a superstition.
7) Does it sound any good?
PhoenixSwift (fawkes24@hotmail.com) submitted:
I drew this up as a thanks for being awesome and all that. It’s not great but, well, I hope you like it anyways.
http://fav.me/d4lkeyc
Hee hee hee~! I always get so giddy when I get gifts! But gifts with Deus Ex? Double giddy!
You only sent the link, though! But I fixed that! You can see it in higher resolution at the source!
Gonna go get me a GEP Gun.
Well, thank you! This is my first one!
Heard some commotion in the marketplace a few minutes ago. From the sounds of things, the Apple family’s Zap-Apple harvest is coming in this weekend.
1) I don’t like this character. Do a different one.
Edit: Also, you left the ‘L’ in troubles.
2) [Snort]
Okay, that was pretty funny there at the end.
3) I think everypony does now and again. Sometimes we just feel vulnerable.
Most of the time I don’t think he lets the negativity get to him.
