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There’s no swearing on my page, but [omitted]!

Here’s a short thank you for the awesome compliment!

Seeing as you’re lying, thanks, I guess.
Wouldn’t that imply that it’s actually your fault then?

Seeing as you’re lying, thanks, I guess.

Wouldn’t that imply that it’s actually your fault then?

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1) Close enough for me!

2) That… That can’t be right…

3) Hello, obvious joke name. Is this going anywhere?

4) I don’t follow. Do you mean like a button you press or a coat button?

5) Pretty sure I’m not related to the Apple family.

6) That’s just a superstition.

7) Does it sound any good?

Thank you both!
This is neat!

Thank you both!

This is neat!

PhoenixSwift (fawkes24@hotmail.com) submitted:

I drew this up as a thanks for being awesome and all that. It’s not great but, well, I hope you like it anyways.

http://fav.me/d4lkeyc

Hee hee hee~! I always get so giddy when I get gifts! But gifts with Deus Ex? Double giddy!

You only sent the link, though! But I fixed that! You can see it in higher resolution at the source!

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Gonna go get me a GEP Gun.

Well, thank you! This is my first one!

Well, thank you! This is my first one!

Heard some commotion in the marketplace a few minutes ago. From the sounds of things, the Apple family’s Zap-Apple harvest is coming in this weekend.

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1) I don’t like this character. Do a different one.

Edit: Also, you left the ‘L’ in troubles.

2) [Snort]

Okay, that was pretty funny there at the end.

3) I think everypony does now and again. Sometimes we just feel vulnerable.

Most of the time I don’t think he lets the negativity get to him.

Is Boscov good at giving back scratches?
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I’ve… Uh… Never asked for one.

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1) … Are you completely out of your mind?

2) We can pretend anything we want; if it’s not legally recognized we don’t get any tax breaks. If either of us are incapacitated we can be prohibited from making decisions for the other. If we ever wanted to adopt somepony, the process is downright insurmountable. The list goes on.

Society does not favor a couple that isn’t married.

[censored] [censored], couldn't you just get that white [censored] Rarity to help out with that part? I've heard she's friends with the upper class [censored], not to mention, she's also in an interspecies relationship, so she would probably be willing to help a fellow [censored] out.
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Rarity has a last name, so it’s not her problem. Anypony with knowledge on the subject would immediately point that out and crush her opinion as being irrelevant. That might discredit her overall voice in the long run.

I wouldn’t want a long shot to most likely end up hurting her in the process.

Sup [censored], I heard you were having to deal with some [censored], an' I was wondering, why don't you just start a [censored] petition? Ponies are all emotional [censored] at the heart, so they would probably be swayed by your story, and sign that petition like a [censored] pimp [censored] [censored] [censored] straight out of [censored] Clopton. Ya know what I'm saying?
Anonymous

Have you been to Canterlot? That trick might work on the everymare, but the upper crust really doesn’t care.

They don’t care much about anything or anypony that isn’t them.

Also, sorry, but I have to say it.

I understand, and thank you... It's just I want to do whatever I can to help you... But you're right, hopefully your's and Sweetie's colds will pass in a few days.

Yeah…

I might be well enough to see you this weekend sometime.

I'll be fine, Lyra. Besides, how else would I get the food to you?

I don’t know.

Look, I just don’t want you getting sick too. We’ll be fine. I think the worst of it is over anyway.

Lyra, zinc helps with overcoming colds, so I would be more than happy to make you and Sweetie some salads mixed with palm hearts, fireweed sprouts, sun-dried tomatoes, and other vegetables high in zinc.

Uh… That’d be fine. But I don’t want you coming over here and getting sick too.