1) What’d I tell you about swearing? It’s hard enough to read what you say, if you’re going to start swearing again I’m going to stop replying again.

2) If you’re apologizing, then I did something wrong. I didn’t mean to come off as upset. I’m sorry.

But if you were still willing to, I guess this is your green light, Color Symphony.

Edit: If you have time, of course.

There isn’t really any big story for that. Was first formally introduced to her when we were assigned as partners for a project in… I want to say junior high. We worked together and got a good grade. I hung out a lot with her after that, but only at school.

She moved to Ponyville and some time later so did I. We prearranged my moving in with her and the rest just grew up from there.

I was going to link you to my Bon-Bon tagged messages, but evidently that tag doesn’t even work anymore!

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Okay, I went back and grabbed the posts I could to retag as something that would work. I don’t think it’s as many as it used to be, but it’s the best I can do without going through thousands of posts.

The sidebar’s tag has been updated to reflect this, so it’ll work now too.

1) Just read about it. An interesting concept. If not for the erotic part warranting its adult rating, I’d go so far as to call it classy. But seeing as they did go there, it’s just smut.

2) I don’t think that’s possible to be. Sooner or later, everypony loses.

3) Up to you whether or not you want to try and get the Princess involved, but I’d avoid that if I could. Best just alert the guard of the deceased and let things progress from there.

4) Has anything I’ve ever said given you the impression that I sound like this (mild language toward the end)?

5) I’m not in the car with you.

I’m not even on Human Earth.

6) You’re homophobia is none of my concern. Go irrationally fear things somewhere else.

7) I remember the X-Colts! Too bad those movies are so weak, huh?

8) I don’t know. I was seriously thinking earlier today about not answering everything I get anymore, or even turning anonymous questions off. I mean, that accusation against Bon-Bon? When I first saw that a few hours ago, I was [omitted]! I mean, how dare somepony say something so horrible about my best friend?!

But I backed off, had dinner with Boscov, hung out for a while, had some tea at his place and I’ve calmed down. I guess I keep dealing with it because I’m an adult, and that’s what mature, levelheaded adults do.

1) There is no one hundred percent way to avoid that if you’re sent to a terribly run prison. But believe it or not, that’s one thing the movies get right. Either make yourself known as someone not to be flexed with, or be someone’s [omitted].

2) Very. Always nice to see you, by the way.

3) I’m fine.

4) Welcome to ask him about evading arrest, I guess.

1) Thanks. See you soon.

2) Hopefully my mood will improve shortly.

1) Anytime is good. Now would be fine. I’d like to not be here right now, certain parties have worn my nerves down.

2) I’m not going to be an accessory to murder!

Yes! You would be a very bad mare as I could always tear off YOUR horn. Let’s see how that makes you feel.

It makes me feel the same way as you constantly coming to me talking about dead bears, which is exactly the point! It’s like making dead baby jokes to a nurse that delivers babies! And I can’t ask you to stop because you’re doing it on purpose to [omitted] me off!

1) Well, let’s see… Probably somewhere indoors.

I’ve never been to that Cajun place.

2) …

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You’re going to prison.

3) Well, I’ve had the same one for over half a year. I appreciate what Dinky drew, but something different would be nice.

4) And yet if I threatened to rip your wings off I’d be the bad mare.

Well, if you say so.

Who you gonna call?

Thanks!

I always thought you didn’t like me, or something.

I can’t stop ponies with swears in their URLs from adding notes to my posts. There’s technically swears all over my page if you look. And you can click those names to go to their page.

Once you leave my page, it’s out of my hooves. But as far as [omitted]-bombs go, [omitted] yes Rainbow Dash is at least a kind pony.

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Person.

I wanna draw you a new one if nobody else does

1) Because I play the lyre, right?

Brony, I’m from the streets. Does Greece even have a dark underbelly?

2) Leave the pamphlet on the doorstep, I’ll get to it later.

3) Yes. Yes I do.

4) Uh… I…

Well, I guess I need more information than that. What happened?

5) Sorry about that. Guess I shoulda been doing more interesting things.

6) Are you trying to tell me something? Did I make that typo at some point or something?

7) Yes, an avatar. Which is very different from that awful waste-of-time posing as a movie.

8) Yes, I knew exactly what you were talking about. I choose to answer it a different way because it was more interesting.

9) This is what happens when ponies don’t tell me what they’re doing. I don’t know if [omitted] yes Rainbow Dash was going to draw one or if he was just asking. I don’t want somepony to go through the trouble of making me something and then I can’t use it.

I appreciate the gesture, I just don’t want to tell you one way or the other until I know.

Which America, Northern or Southern? Interesting choice either way.

1) Hay yeah! We’re talkin’ 4G up in this mug!

2) Hum… I’m not sure. I always liked the pose here from a post Sweetie Belle made a long time ago.

But I don’t know. Is it too off-putting? I don’t want my avatar to be uninviting.

I think the main thing is that it needs to have a background of some kind, or else it comes out too sparse and empty.

3) North.

I can’t say I know much about South America.

Yeah, I’m going to start with the collection of short stories. It was always my intention to do both though, just a matter of which to choose first.

I think I’ll write them in Human Earth, probably America. Seems like an interesting place. A land with bountiful freedom that gives way to less security than we have here in Equestria.