Well, if you say so.

Who you gonna call?

Thanks!

I always thought you didn’t like me, or something.

I can’t stop ponies with swears in their URLs from adding notes to my posts. There’s technically swears all over my page if you look. And you can click those names to go to their page.

Once you leave my page, it’s out of my hooves. But as far as [omitted]-bombs go, [omitted] yes Rainbow Dash is at least a kind pony.

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Person.

I wanna draw you a new one if nobody else does

1) Because I play the lyre, right?

Brony, I’m from the streets. Does Greece even have a dark underbelly?

2) Leave the pamphlet on the doorstep, I’ll get to it later.

3) Yes. Yes I do.

4) Uh… I…

Well, I guess I need more information than that. What happened?

5) Sorry about that. Guess I shoulda been doing more interesting things.

6) Are you trying to tell me something? Did I make that typo at some point or something?

7) Yes, an avatar. Which is very different from that awful waste-of-time posing as a movie.

8) Yes, I knew exactly what you were talking about. I choose to answer it a different way because it was more interesting.

9) This is what happens when ponies don’t tell me what they’re doing. I don’t know if [omitted] yes Rainbow Dash was going to draw one or if he was just asking. I don’t want somepony to go through the trouble of making me something and then I can’t use it.

I appreciate the gesture, I just don’t want to tell you one way or the other until I know.

Which America, Northern or Southern? Interesting choice either way.

1) Hay yeah! We’re talkin’ 4G up in this mug!

2) Hum… I’m not sure. I always liked the pose here from a post Sweetie Belle made a long time ago.

But I don’t know. Is it too off-putting? I don’t want my avatar to be uninviting.

I think the main thing is that it needs to have a background of some kind, or else it comes out too sparse and empty.

3) North.

I can’t say I know much about South America.

Yeah, I’m going to start with the collection of short stories. It was always my intention to do both though, just a matter of which to choose first.

I think I’ll write them in Human Earth, probably America. Seems like an interesting place. A land with bountiful freedom that gives way to less security than we have here in Equestria.

I probably average every other day, simply because I didn’t always have time while I was substituting.

I’ll try to get back into the swing of things once I get this book-writing thing off the ground.

1) Well… He says I don’t.

2) One legit question out of two isn’t bad these days.

I still remember when nearly every ask I’d get was pretty decent. Oh well.

That would be wonderful! Of course!

I like your avatar but a new one wouldn’t hurt I guess.

1) I’ve seen one happen, yes. But I’ve never been in one, no.

It’s not like in the movies; it’s actually pretty scary. Objects and bodies start flying everywhere and there isn’t really a safe place to stand or much time to react once it starts. Bars aren’t exactly wide open spaces, you know.

2) I was looking through my gifts to see if I could fine one, but I couldn’t. They’re all great pictures, but none of them really work for an avatar like I hoped.

The one I was going to use is more of Boscov than of me, and when I zoomed in on it there was too much blank space.

So sorry, no new avatar yet. Maybe one day I’ll get a new gift I can use, but I don’t ever expect those.

1) Is it really? Huh. I had no idea.

Thanks for letting me know! I’ll have something different up soon!

2) Yeah. Main problem with that? Ponies walking on a hardwood floor already make a sharp audible noise similar to a clap.

I guess it could be useful for a pony rave or something.

Waxed on or waxed off, grasshopper?

1) Zero. Like never. Never happened; never gonna happen.

2) You know what? Fine. I give up. I’m writhing on the [omitted] ground right now in extreme pain. You know, ‘cause you kicked me in the [omitted]. Because I evidently have one of those and asterisks mean I did things ha ha!

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3) You keep offering too late. I already ate again.

I am gonna get me a Klondike Bar, though.

4) Yeah… It sure was a video. Where nothing happened.

The music wasn’t awful. But I couldn’t stop thinking how much better it would sound if they didn’t keep adding in a bunch of unnecessary garbage and distortions.

colorsymphony:

[redacted] around with the highlight tool in photoshop.

More like, being awesome with the highlighting tool. Am I right?