This is the last message I got from you.

If you sent something and I didn’t get it, it may be because you had a broken link in the message. I’ve sent asks with broken links before and they haven’t gone through even though the message saying you can’t send links didn’t come up.

In my experience, the only “good thing” about cultural diversity is the historic aspect to draw upon.

Artificial diversity divides with no positive impact.

There’s more different kinds of confections then there are races of pony.

And no.

1) Ugh… We throw them away?

2) I thought about letting it go, but you know what? No. You used the term inappropriately, so no.

You go directly to jail. Do not pass go; do not collect twenty bits.

3) That’s exactly what that means. You are so clever. I look forward to your thesis and accompanying paper on the subject.

Egh huh huh huh.

Fingers and sitting in chairs upright while drawing turkeys and making out with my roommate.

1) I’m sure the Elements of Harmony will handle it.

2) Did you just call me lighter?

I guess you’ll have to go be gothic somewhere else, then.

This is an accent?

And this should go without saying, being that I’m a pony, but I know she mentions tumblr so I just want to avoid any confusion; that’s not me.

1) What’d I tell you about swearing? It’s hard enough to read what you say, if you’re going to start swearing again I’m going to stop replying again.

2) If you’re apologizing, then I did something wrong. I didn’t mean to come off as upset. I’m sorry.

But if you were still willing to, I guess this is your green light, Color Symphony.

Edit: If you have time, of course.

There isn’t really any big story for that. Was first formally introduced to her when we were assigned as partners for a project in… I want to say junior high. We worked together and got a good grade. I hung out a lot with her after that, but only at school.

She moved to Ponyville and some time later so did I. We prearranged my moving in with her and the rest just grew up from there.

I was going to link you to my Bon-Bon tagged messages, but evidently that tag doesn’t even work anymore!

…

Okay, I went back and grabbed the posts I could to retag as something that would work. I don’t think it’s as many as it used to be, but it’s the best I can do without going through thousands of posts.

The sidebar’s tag has been updated to reflect this, so it’ll work now too.

1) Just read about it. An interesting concept. If not for the erotic part warranting its adult rating, I’d go so far as to call it classy. But seeing as they did go there, it’s just smut.

2) I don’t think that’s possible to be. Sooner or later, everypony loses.

3) Up to you whether or not you want to try and get the Princess involved, but I’d avoid that if I could. Best just alert the guard of the deceased and let things progress from there.

4) Has anything I’ve ever said given you the impression that I sound like this (mild language toward the end)?

5) I’m not in the car with you.

I’m not even on Human Earth.

6) You’re homophobia is none of my concern. Go irrationally fear things somewhere else.

7) I remember the X-Colts! Too bad those movies are so weak, huh?

8) I don’t know. I was seriously thinking earlier today about not answering everything I get anymore, or even turning anonymous questions off. I mean, that accusation against Bon-Bon? When I first saw that a few hours ago, I was [omitted]! I mean, how dare somepony say something so horrible about my best friend?!

But I backed off, had dinner with Boscov, hung out for a while, had some tea at his place and I’ve calmed down. I guess I keep dealing with it because I’m an adult, and that’s what mature, levelheaded adults do.

1) There is no one hundred percent way to avoid that if you’re sent to a terribly run prison. But believe it or not, that’s one thing the movies get right. Either make yourself known as someone not to be flexed with, or be someone’s [omitted].

2) Very. Always nice to see you, by the way.

3) I’m fine.

4) Welcome to ask him about evading arrest, I guess.

1) Thanks. See you soon.

2) Hopefully my mood will improve shortly.

1) Anytime is good. Now would be fine. I’d like to not be here right now, certain parties have worn my nerves down.

2) I’m not going to be an accessory to murder!

Yes! You would be a very bad mare as I could always tear off YOUR horn. Let’s see how that makes you feel.

It makes me feel the same way as you constantly coming to me talking about dead bears, which is exactly the point! It’s like making dead baby jokes to a nurse that delivers babies! And I can’t ask you to stop because you’re doing it on purpose to [omitted] me off!