No, not yet. He’s almost always vacationing.
Is he retired?
I know my brother Harry laughed for a whole five minutes when I first informed him… But he’s pretty approving of it now.
Have I met Harry? I don’t recall.
I finished my first short story. Or at least a first run through it. I’m a day behind my personal schedule, though. I guess that’s unlucky if I don’t catch up before the day is over.

1) I’m a little apprehensive of the sound of my voice. Evidently I sound like a colt.
And no, this isn’t a post requesting positive reinforcement. I’m not going to record myself.
Ever.
Maybe.
2) Cultural differences between the two of us alone? No. There seems to be some kind of disapproval of our relationship from both bears and ponies, though. Some ponies seem a little angry by it; some bears seem to think it’s… ridiculous or they just can’t take it seriously.
I’ve been told that on Human Earth the year is 2012 Anno Domini, or A.D., which means In the time of our Lord in some human language called Latin.
Being that you’re contacting me through the ponynet, I couldn’t be sure where you are, but yes I am a talking, green pony. Unicorn, specifically.
It’s the theme to Skyrim. I’d keep it a secret, but I’ve already said a number of times. It just keeps getting pushed back.
Only trouble is, I don’t know when I’ll be able to get to it. I’m wanting to at least get through a first run on five of these short stories I’m writing each week, but so far I haven’t even finished the first one. 911 calls aren’t fully standardized so it’s hard to get a good source of what all would be said.
Edit: And thank you for the drawing you plan to make! I’m sure it’ll be fabulous!

Thank you both! I had an excellent artist draw it for me!

colorsymphony submitted:
Lyra Pony
This is absolutely fantastic! Thank you so much, and it was amazing to see you draw it up!
Forever thank you!
Didn’t consume much of my time. Sorry if it took yours.
Princess sounds less formal and threatening, I guess.
Princess Celestia lets ponies do as they wish for the most part, but she has final say. If she says no, the answer is no.
Sort of like the presidential veto in your world, only there is no overturning it. I think she’s used it twice in my lifetime, but I was too young to remember what they were about.

1) Uh, what? What do you mean?
2) How do you wipe your butt without toilet paper? Huh?
Two can play that game.
3) I’m a healthy shade of green, thank you very much.
Also this is my coat.
4) I mean, I always knew you were clever, but this far transcends that. You are just the sweetest thing ever!
5) We’re close enough for her to let me know when an idea is really hair-brained.