holi crat lyra r u posast bye a prep AGAN!!!!? lot meh gut ma excersisment tulz
1) That’s not for me to know.
Sometimes stories have bad endings no matter what we do. I’ve come to expect the worst. Makes good things a pleasant surprise!
2) I was a little more excited about the fancy toast. That stuff is just awesome with the right syrup.
3) At first I thought it was a typo, but you’re the anon-sona that replaces his/her “R"s with "L"s aren’t you?
4) Blue. I mean Yellow!
5) Fleur! Hey! Good to hear from you! Yes, yes, I’m alright. Yesterday just didn’t go so well, is all.
I think I’m going to be busy tomorrow, but Sunday should be good if you have time! That trip sounds like fun!
6) Here.
Now go away.
7) Dude, that stuff isn’t even banana. It’s like… space banana extract. The very fumes it gives off are so potent they make me cough.
Banana just isn’t very good in candy form. Grape on the other hoof is the queen of artificial candy flavors.
8) Bad news. Noted
9) That’s it; you asked for it. I’m calling the Blue Seapöny Cult to summon Joan Crawford from the grave. Might as well start counting your remaining hours on this plane.
To any innocent by-standards this may affect, word of advice: Run.
10) This is why we can’t have nice things.
Yes, it’s important that we do talk soon. But it’s also important to have a nice, enjoyable meal. Do cinnamon rolls, potato pancakes, hash-browns, and fancy toast sound fine?
1) Well, sorry Arnold but I don’t just become friends with somepony. We have to hang out for a while and talk first. I don’t know anything about you.
2) For what, exactly?
3) Yes. That sounds nice.
Thank you.
1) Y-yeah. We should probably talk soon, huh?
Again, I mean.
I’ll try not to sleep in or anything.
2) Ew.
Banana Runts aren’t bad.
3) Thanks. I still… Well, I’m still sorry.
That's good to hear... at least your getting better now.
It’s just a hangover. Should be gone in an hour or so.
this whole time, you all thought he was just a clumsy kitten. he is actually a master ninja. he dropped like 13 dudes in a matter of seconds. O.o
I know I don’t normally reblog stuff. And I promise I won’t make a habit out of it.
But you don’t understand. This is incredible. I’ve been watching this for like five minutes.
I’m… I’m sorry everypony… Yesterday was a bad day…
There was no excuse for subjecting anypony to my behavior. If you can’t forgive me, I understand. I’ll try to present myself more appropriately in the future.
1 & 2) It’s down. No idea how I’m going to sleep through this headache tonight, though.
3) You’ll just have to accept that some fights have to be done alone. But I do thank you for the moral support. I haven’t chosen my words very well, but it does help.
4) Hateful ponies that don’t deserve the lives they’re willing to wretch away from the innocent.
5) I understand. I apologize.
1) You have successfully missed the point completely.
Krastos was shot. And it wasn’t on accident.
2) Things like this are why you need to invest in me less. You care too much and it’s hurting you.
1) …
You do realize he has a bullet sitting in his body right now because it was more dangerous to remove it than to just leave it there, right?
2) I can’t promise that. I’ll try not to let it become so public. Only made things worse.
1) Everything is fine. Kr-Boscov is here right now. I’m okay. Just some bad memories I take lengths to avoid.
2) Considering the hate he sometimes receives, that kind of pony must be more common than you think. But again, he’s here right now.
3) Song lyrics.
4) You want healthy? How about memories so horrifying that every time you really think about them since they day they were burned into your mind you’re nauseated to the point of vomiting?
5) Just sitting here with my… uh… bearfriend.
6) How about you live in a cage for the next three years then get thrown to a hyena and see what it’s like to live and die in torment all to feed another creature in the most unnecessary way possible?
7) See the previous response.
Nonsense. Thinking is not important! As long as you feel good.
1)
[Snort]
2) No no. That’s not going to happen. I can keep it together; I promise.
3) Nothing! Everything’s fine!
5) No. Shhhh! That’s not good. That’s bad. I’m responsible. Shhh! Stop talking.
I know you’re all worried. And I’m sorry… I never should have logged on today. I’m sorry but I can’t. I’m sorry. But I can’t. You can’t hear the screams. You can’t see the life fade from their eyes.
I can’t take it. But it’ll go away and everything will be fine again! Just like it always is! I just need a little help to forget.
…
Boscov… I don’t want you to see me like this.
…
Please stop knocking…
It…
[Sniff]
It hurts…
