
1) Why, my bearfriend, of course.
2) I have not, no.
Don’t care for them; so I wouldn’t use them.
3) Now why in Equestria would I know that?

1) Why, my bearfriend, of course.
2) I have not, no.
Don’t care for them; so I wouldn’t use them.
3) Now why in Equestria would I know that?

1) Is there some cycle you follow where you come to me then move on to somepony else and so on until you come back to me? You only seem to show up once every two weeks or something.
2) Hey kiddo. It’s time for the big finale!
3) Let’s see… If I’m nearing twenty-four in human years, that would put me at eighteen/nineteen… I would have been…
Don’t know that it would have worked out, but Tamia would have probably been the first one I dated. Aka: Hot Tamale. Saucy little firecracker, as the name would suggest.
4) Feeling very good. Just wish I could balance my time better.

1) Of course. I’ve known quite a few over the years. We called them fillyfoolers back in Lower Canterlot; that’s what they called themselves too. But that seems to hold some kind of derogatory weight in Ponyville.
Even Bon-Bon did the first night we lived together, but I made sure everything was straightened out before we went to bed in our separate rooms.
2) The fact that he’s frenzied makes anything he says irrelevant. He could say “I’m gonna give you a million bits!” and I’d still be forced to defend myself. Though I suppose the technical answer from my perspective would be, “What?” or “What does that mean?”
I’m gonna guess and figure you want me to say, “But doctor, wouldn’t that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?”
3) Maybe you should be more specific. I had my first coltfriend at a very young age.

1) Maybe at some point; I’ve never tried. Probably not now.
I can do a killer, magically-aided roundhouse, though.
2) To answer that realistically, I’d need to know at what point in my life I discovered this disposition.
Even if you’re of the belief that one is either born gay or not, that’s still not something you readily accept the moment you leave the womb.
Hmm. Maybe you can come to some kind of arrangement with Pinkie involving that. I’m sure she could use the extra money. She certainly seems to spend enough.
And Giant’s Toes can be really useful! Combine that with Wheat and you’ll make the best potion (consisting of only two materials) for leveling Alchemy!
Alchemy is really hard to level.
Congratulations! I didn’t try taking on a giant for the first time until I was like 16.
And taking out the bandit camp too just means you were efficient!

1) It’s funny you should ask.
You oughta know better than to think I’m going to answer, but it’s funny you should ask.
2) Well it must be a Hearth’s Warming miracle, if for no other reason than that I didn’t send any tests.
3) Never thought it was that great of a system. Didn’t have much worth playing on it. Mario Kart 64, Super Mario 64, Smash Bros, Duke Nukem 64, Pokemon Stadium, Ogre Battle: Pony of Lordly Caliber (Also know as really stupid subtitle). Mario Party was alright I guess.
4) Over the course of three characters, I beat the game and all the expansion content. Only game I bothered getting all the achievements in since they were all just stuff you’d normally do through regular gameplay.
Before news of Skyrim came about, I seriously wondered what the point of the Elder Scrolls games would be when Fallout 3 was so much better than Oblivion in every way.
5) I don’t like this character. I’m not going to respond to you anymore.
Rape isn’t funny.
6) Unless the family has explicitly told you to stay away, that’s not how this works. If the filly is going to keep it, you gotta be a stallion and help raise the child.
I figure it’s you, but I like playing guessing games this way better.
Back later. Not sure how long I’ll be busy. Sorry if I miss you while you’re in town!