
1) Of course. I’ve known quite a few over the years. We called them fillyfoolers back in Lower Canterlot; that’s what they called themselves too. But that seems to hold some kind of derogatory weight in Ponyville.
Even Bon-Bon did the first night we lived together, but I made sure everything was straightened out before we went to bed in our separate rooms.
2) The fact that he’s frenzied makes anything he says irrelevant. He could say “I’m gonna give you a million bits!” and I’d still be forced to defend myself. Though I suppose the technical answer from my perspective would be, “What?” or “What does that mean?”
I’m gonna guess and figure you want me to say, “But doctor, wouldn’t that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?”
3) Maybe you should be more specific. I had my first coltfriend at a very young age.

1) Maybe at some point; I’ve never tried. Probably not now.
I can do a killer, magically-aided roundhouse, though.
2) To answer that realistically, I’d need to know at what point in my life I discovered this disposition.
Even if you’re of the belief that one is either born gay or not, that’s still not something you readily accept the moment you leave the womb.
I was thinking of starting a party planning business. I always thought I got the wrong cutie mark.
Hmm. Maybe you can come to some kind of arrangement with Pinkie involving that. I’m sure she could use the extra money. She certainly seems to spend enough.
I was being attacked by hired thugs, so I dual wielded basic fire spell and started burning them. Then a giant came after me. (this happened every single time, no matter where I ran cause the bandits were always going to attack me) So I saw a building and thought i could run around it while hitting the giant. It ran inside and killed the bandits for me and I stood on a ledge to burn it. @_@ you get a giant's toe.
And Giant’s Toes can be really useful! Combine that with Wheat and you’ll make the best potion (consisting of only two materials) for leveling Alchemy!
Alchemy is really hard to level.
Lyra! I killed a giant at level 2! It also ran into a a theif fortress or something, but I did kill it still. The theif people died.
Congratulations! I didn’t try taking on a giant for the first time until I was like 16.
And taking out the bandit camp too just means you were efficient!

1) It’s funny you should ask.
You oughta know better than to think I’m going to answer, but it’s funny you should ask.
2) Well it must be a Hearth’s Warming miracle, if for no other reason than that I didn’t send any tests.
3) Never thought it was that great of a system. Didn’t have much worth playing on it. Mario Kart 64, Super Mario 64, Smash Bros, Duke Nukem 64, Pokemon Stadium, Ogre Battle: Pony of Lordly Caliber (Also know as really stupid subtitle). Mario Party was alright I guess.
4) Over the course of three characters, I beat the game and all the expansion content. Only game I bothered getting all the achievements in since they were all just stuff you’d normally do through regular gameplay.
Before news of Skyrim came about, I seriously wondered what the point of the Elder Scrolls games would be when Fallout 3 was so much better than Oblivion in every way.
5) I don’t like this character. I’m not going to respond to you anymore.
Rape isn’t funny.
6) Unless the family has explicitly told you to stay away, that’s not how this works. If the filly is going to keep it, you gotta be a stallion and help raise the child.

((What in the world?))
Sorry. Sometimes meta powers screws around with the tags.
*sticks her tongue out* You're kinda awful at this game.
I figure it’s you, but I like playing guessing games this way better.
Back later. Not sure how long I’ll be busy. Sorry if I miss you while you’re in town!
Sprinkle Sprint? Nevermind. Guess again doll.
Sprinkle Sprint?
No wait. I don’t think you ever met him.
Guess who's on their way back to Ponyville right now?

1) I believe it’s “Sieg Zeon,” unless you want to lay siege to Zeon forces.
2) Ask your mother.
3) It sure was a day, wasn’t it? I can’t remember too much of it.
4) Never was a very big fan of Beavis and Butt-Head.
5) No, this is Patrick.
6) You can enchant equipment to do things like boost your skills or make spells from select schools much cheaper, even free! Four pieces of equipment each raising your One-Handed combat skill by 45% each and you tear things up even without any weapon skills from the that talent tree.

Hate Them With A Burning Passion And Make Plans To Destroy Them All And Thanks It Feels Good To Be Back. It’s Weird But It’s Like Actually Missed… Ponies?! I Must Be Sick.
Just don’t write the plans down; that’s evidence.
You keep telling yourself that. Lots of ponies missed you too, you know.

I Know The Lyrics To That S-Club Song Off By Heart. They’re Burned Into My Memory Nothing Will Get Rid Of Them (Believe Me I’ve Tried). Excuse Me While I Go Listen To Use Your Illusion I At Full Volume To Cleanse My Brain.
Heh heh heh… I never listened to the radio much, so no affect on me!
Ah, pop bands… What can ya do?
Glad you’re back, by the way.