You’re writing poetry together.

You’re writing poetry together.

Doesn’t look like he’s in the mood for playing with anon-mii.

Doesn’t look like he’s in the mood for playing with anon-mii.

He’s never done that before, just thought it might be a fun place to start.
This… this is going to be a long, hard road.

He’s never done that before, just thought it might be a fun place to start.

This… this is going to be a long, hard road.

Was at least a little surprised to see a human walk up to the front door and deliver this. I knew it was coming, but… trans-dimensional delivery. How does it work?

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This is amazing!

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You are the awesomeist, Scooc! THE! AWESOMEIST! That’s right, they made up a new job for ponies to be awesome and you are it!

Haven’t tried it out yet, but you can bet I will soon!

Thanks again!

And again as well!

Do you have faith like potatoes?
Anonymous

Does anypony else constantly get references to obscure stuff in their askbox?

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1) That’s subjective. He’s entertaining to me.

2) Everypony needs a hobby, I guess.

3) Believe it or not, I was thinking of giving you that moniker anyway.

ok no that last anon message wasnt scooc it was me, no clue about the other one you accused of being scooc. who is this scooc anyway
Anonymous

This is Scooc.

And if you join this livestream before it ends, you can see him draw random stuff!

Yes it is I, Scooc. Incidental Unicorn #2, how are you today?
Anonymous

I’m alright. Just watching a livesteam while I work on music.

Emerge Osmos from my loins.
Anonymous

Short search later and that seems to be related somehow to Mega64.

That you, Scooc?

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1) It’s not like that sort of thing happens all the time. It was a bad day, alright?

Boscov and I are a little closer, but nothing else has really changed.

2) Do you just sit on my page and jam the refresh button or something?

3) I want to play video games until my hooves fall off! Ahhhh! Must be productive!

4)

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1) When this OG I like to call “Scooc” spent like two/three hours drawing me a new avatar.

2) I… Uh… I don’t get it.

The term for male bears is boar, so shouldn't you be calling him your boarfriend?
Anonymous

To be honest, I have no idea.

Wouldn’t that confuse ponies and make them think I’m dating a pig-type boar?

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1) Why, my bearfriend, of course.

2) I have not, no.

Don’t care for them; so I wouldn’t use them.

3) Now why in Equestria would I know that?

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That first guy is a weirdo.

1) Hmm….

Let’s go with uplifting.

2) You are a strange little pony.

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1) Is there some cycle you follow where you come to me then move on to somepony else and so on until you come back to me? You only seem to show up once every two weeks or something.

2) Hey kiddo. It’s time for the big finale!

3) Let’s see… If I’m nearing twenty-four in human years, that would put me at eighteen/nineteen… I would have been…

Don’t know that it would have worked out, but Tamia would have probably been the first one I dated. Aka: Hot Tamale. Saucy little firecracker, as the name would suggest.

4) Feeling very good. Just wish I could balance my time better.