LYRA, I HEARD YOU HAD BROKEN RIBS. I WILL BE RIGHT OVER WITH A BOOK OF SPELLS. DON'T MOVE.

Strawberry. I was being facetious. None of that happened.

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1) I’d advise you to watch yourself. Ever seen what happens when a pony who spends all her energy trying to save her family suddenly has nothing to use that energy on and is confronted?

Let’s just say I’ve seen a filly snap. And by “snap”, I mean she broke an adult stallion’s spine.

2) We got into a huge, physical fight-to-the-death and it was only through Sweetie Belle, Bon-Bon, and Winona’s combined begging for mercy that we decided not to kill each other. I have three broken ribs and I dislocated Boscov’s left shoulder.

How do you think things went?

askpartyhats:
“ #82 “Blue Eyes” ”
Yay! My own party hat! Thanks!

askpartyhats:

#82 “Blue Eyes”

Yay! My own party hat! Thanks!

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As too a late starter in drawings (7 months of experience now), I gotta say it’s coming along, you got the right goals (starting with easy stuff), etc. etc., and good job, keep it up.

You… What?!

What?!

But you’re incredible! How in Equestria did you get that good in such a short time?!

I brought my tablet to Boscov’s and drew Puma!
Evidently I don’t need to learn how to draw better, I just need to draw easier things.

I brought my tablet to Boscov’s and drew Puma!

Evidently I don’t need to learn how to draw better, I just need to draw easier things.

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Fresh mapple pecan pie with hot cocoa.

You drive a hard bargain…

Hmm…

I suppose I’ll accept…

On my way now! See you soon, Love!

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I’m making chili~ Wouldn’t you like some? And maybe something nice for desert?

Chili, hmm? And what’s this theoretic dessert?

This is what I’ve been listening to for most of the day.

That’s not what this post is for, though. I added a One Lyra to Live tag so you can go back and find all the adventures since Everpresent’s return!

Edit: As the Griffin Flies!

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Hey that’s not nice, spiders serve a very important function. I understand if the spiders are invading your personal space, though. What if the box was old nightmare night decorations and the spiders were fake? Everpresentshades wasn’t clear!

The fire wasn’t for the spiders.

TONIGHT ON ONE LYRA TO LIVE: BOSCOV GOES TO THE YMCA, LYRA FINDS A BOX FULL OF SPIDERS, SWEETIE BELLE FINALLY GOES OUT ON A DATE WITH SPIKE BUT APPLEBLOOM'S JEALOUSY MAY DESTROY THEM, SCOOTALOO FALLS IN LOVE WITH A HAT, TWILIGHT FINALLY MANAGES TO MAKE LOVE TO A BOOK, BON BON AND OFFICER DERPY FACE OFF AGAINST GILDA'S CARTEL, RARITY OPENS A TACO SHOP WHERE EACH TACO HAS A BOW ON IT, FLUTTERSHY HAS A RAP BATTLE WITH NAZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER PERFORMS.

Ahhh~! Spiders!

AHHHHH~! BIEBER!

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So I can’t interest you into coming over for dinner tonight?

1) Your seapony is in another castle.

2) Well… I might be interested in that…

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Why, Lyra, why.

1) Welcome to my page. Feel free to use the sidebar to look back on some older posts.

I don’t think Bon-Bon has a dark side. She might, but I’ve never heard of it.

2) I don’t want to do anything today.

Please don’t make me do stuff.

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Something Boscov and I threw together in a few short hours for Sir-Lint-A-Lot.

Hope he likes it!

Edit: I’ll post the version with drums tomorrow, but it didn’t sound as knightly that way.

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1) Grape soda’s still the [omitted], my [omitted]. No KFCs though, ‘cause ponies don’t chew on a chicken’s [omitted]. We’re all against death and [omitted], feel me?

2) Giant’s Toe and Wheat. The speed in which the skill levels depends on how much the potion you make is worth (unlike smithing and enchanting), so if you have any alchemy boosting gear you’ll want to wear that. Being well rested helps too.

Did you at least get the dragon’s soul?

3) If her cutie mark story is any indication, Gritty Lyra might have an evil side to her. But she also seems to be troubled herself.

Maybe all Lyra have a dark side. Maybe that’s our cosmic connection.