1) I’d advise you to watch yourself. Ever seen what happens when a pony who spends all her energy trying to save her family suddenly has nothing to use that energy on and is confronted?
Let’s just say I’ve seen a filly snap. And by “snap”, I mean she broke an adult stallion’s spine.
2) We got into a huge, physical fight-to-the-death and it was only through Sweetie Belle, Bon-Bon, and Winona’s combined begging for mercy that we decided not to kill each other. I have three broken ribs and I dislocated Boscov’s left shoulder.
As too a late starter in drawings (7 months of experience now), I gotta say it’s coming along, you got the right goals (starting with easy stuff), etc. etc., and good job, keep it up.
You… What?!
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What?!
But you’re incredible! How in Equestria did you get that good in such a short time?!
Hey that’s not nice, spiders serve a very important function. I understand if the spiders are invading your personal space, though. What if the box was old nightmare night decorations and the spiders were fake? Everpresentshades wasn’t clear!
The fire wasn’t for the spiders.
TONIGHT ON ONE LYRA TO LIVE: BOSCOV GOES TO THE YMCA, LYRA FINDS A BOX FULL OF SPIDERS, SWEETIE BELLE FINALLY GOES OUT ON A DATE WITH SPIKE BUT APPLEBLOOM'S JEALOUSY MAY DESTROY THEM, SCOOTALOO FALLS IN LOVE WITH A HAT, TWILIGHT FINALLY MANAGES TO MAKE LOVE TO A BOOK, BON BON AND OFFICER DERPY FACE OFF AGAINST GILDA'S CARTEL, RARITY OPENS A TACO SHOP WHERE EACH TACO HAS A BOW ON IT, FLUTTERSHY HAS A RAP BATTLE WITH NAZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER PERFORMS.
Edit: I’ll post the version with drums tomorrow, but it didn’t sound as knightly that way.
1) Grape soda’s still the [omitted], my [omitted]. No KFCs though, ‘cause ponies don’t chew on a chicken’s [omitted]. We’re all against death and [omitted], feel me?
2) Giant’s Toe and Wheat. The speed in which the skill levels depends on how much the potion you make is worth (unlike smithing and enchanting), so if you have any alchemy boosting gear you’ll want to wear that. Being well rested helps too.
