1) Thanks! Green, blue, and orange are cool colors!

2) No! No more of your grimdark bull [omitted] scenarios! Go bother somepony else with that [omitted]!

?) And I’m sorry, Everpresent, but when tumblr screwed up today I had tried to reply to the episode you sent. It never got posted and it won’t show up in my askbox anymore. So I lost it.

Sorry.

1) Oh… I guess that would be why you wrote it out as two words, huh? Eh heh heh… Eh…

…

Uh… Get a job in a morgue? I don’t know. But definitely don’t work as a surgeon. That won’t end well.

2) Okay.

3) The age of consent is different depending on where you live. If you don’t know, look it up.

Chloroform is toxic. Even between two legal, consenting ponies as some kind of fetish, it’s extremely dangerous. Nevermind that whole willing/consenting part I keep going over.

Lastly, [omitted] ew! That’s your sister!

If you need a reason not to, incest is illegal because of the genetic deficiencies that occur to any possible offspring.

4) Evidently we’ve got a few poets out this evening.

1) Have you tried capping somepony in a video game?

In all seriousness, the first problem you’re having is the very notion of “Blood Lust,” which assumes that anypony, or anything, causes harm to another for no reason other than some made up instinct.

What you have is frustration that you’ve come to realize can be released through violence. What you need to do is find some other way to ease that tension. I don’t know you. I don’t know what your interests are so it’s tough for me to give you a replacement. You could try something constructive, exercise, a form of mindless entertainment like certain television shows or video games. Maybe you could build something of your own to subsequently destroy.

You could even do… more private things if that eases your frustration, either by yourself or with another if they’re willing and of legal age.

2) You have no idea how much the pegasus in Cloudsdale love asking that. They see a unicorn up there and it’s like a field-day.

3) Wow. Catchy.

Is it a work in progress?

I would wear a human shirt if it had this on it (click for source).

Well, it’s the thought that counts!

There has to be something not too private that you’d like to do with Bo-er, Krastos. Like a picnic! Snowball fight? Dancing? Weekend getaway at a little bed and breakfast? Playing in a plastic ball pit? Swimming? Jumping in a bouncy castle? No?

Aww But I’m Sure Everyone Wants To Know What You Want To Do With Boscov.

Flappy!

1) Get your realism out of my game mechanics.

2) What human-y stuff?

3) Thanks?

4) Sorry, I meant to address this when you asked it.

Of course we do all kinds of stuff. We talk, we go for walks, we go out to dinner, he makes dinner, or lunch, or breakfast. I just can’t think of anything public I’d want to do with him that we haven’t already done or discussed.

I’m liking that bouncy castle idea, though…

5) That’s beginning to become a problem, to be honest.

6) You mean… I’m the demons?

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Now I’m a zombie.

Uck… Those darn Flim Flams…

The mental image put into my head with question and answer #1..

1) They’re convenient but detrimental to immersion? I don’t know what you want me to say here.

2) See the question below yours.

3) An alchemist eh? Never could get the hang of that myself.

What is it? Dragons?!

4) I still can’t get that earworm of a song out of my head!

5) It’s pretty simple. Lean forward and look down. Basic pony anatomy.

1) Hold on.

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Nope, you haven’t.

2) Oh, I guess I forgot to delete that.

It’s not a term I ordinarily use on my page, but yeah, it’s attractive.

3) Hit Anon is really the Flim Flam Brothers?

4) First you call me a “Sneak Thief”, then you ask me to conjure you up a bed, now you’re worried about me scaring these blank-face drones?

And I swear to Celestia if you say one more word about your knee I’m gonna turn into a equinewolf and use you as a chew toy!

1) M-Maybe we should talk about that some other time.

2) Thank you!

Wuld…

NAH-KEST!

I’ve been sitting on this for too long and I can’t think of what else to do with it that won’t ruin its current mood.

So here you go. Skyrim Theme, Abridged.

Sort of sparse in the beginning.

Edit: Oops! Forgot! I wanted to post where I got the sheet music for this one.

1) Uh…

Eh heh heh…

[Clearing Troat]

Next question?

2) Because I don’t apply myself.

3) That makes me sad.

1) Uh… What do they say?

2) Play video games, write, do tumblr stuff, trying to get a little bit of drawing in there too. Play music, obviously, but not the sort of thing I’d record and upload.

[Audible Sigh]

I can play alright if I’m given the proper key, but without that I just can’t seem to figure it out on my own.

3) Too bad I’ve never seen the show. Interesting crossover, though!

Also I can’t cook.

He wasn’t in the poorly wrote fanfic.

This one’s my favorite.

John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went…

1) Must write. Must do something.

2) So he had to go. John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed.